Would you agree to be a surrogate if it meant a guaranteed comfy NEET life?

>You would naturally become a woman if you weren't already. Your body will have minimal changes, height will stay the same and your face and bone structure will only receive minor adjustments; you will be butch as a brick and a carpet-muncher too.
>You will never have to take dick. Pregnancy is automatic, unavoidable, and you auto-fertilize at the first opportunity. Consequently you will never have a period.
>Your rent, utilities, and bills will be paid for. You will receive a reasonable stipend and a dedicated card for groceries.
>Emergency expenditures (e.g. an exterminator for a bug infestation or a replacement for a broken fridge or oven) will be covered, but a new graphics card or TV won't be.
>You will be carrying twins 75% of the time and triplets 25%.
>You will never be able to harm the fetuses, and the pregnancies will always last to full term. Recreational drugs lose their buzz.
>You must give birth at home. A midwife will be provided and the children will be taken out of your hands to bother someone else.
>You will not be able to get an actual job if you ever wanted one. But you can self-publish books on Kindle, sell knickknacks on Etsy, or other informal work for extra spending money.
>You will never have a serious complication or dire medical emergency, but all the little annoyances and aches and pains will be there.
>You will be in contact with others also in the program.

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Hell yes.
I would do nothing besides be a pregnant, lactating camgirl that takes giant dildos all day

Dumping fat preggos.

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It's an idea, but it does say that you're going to be ugly.

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As it turns out I don't have may preggo pics so I'm posting them as I find them.

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I'll post a few more before I go off for some PUBG.

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Part of me wants to be a useless breeding sow, good at nothing but growing and churning out kids. But I know that it would be no way to live.

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It's getting pretty hard to think of ways to satisfy the robot.

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I'm starting to consider the toll that many kids would take on the body.

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Ever notice that massive women don't care how big they get, but tiny little things that barely show do nothing but whine about how fat they are?

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I imagine that eventually you'd give up wearing proper clothes because you get too big too fast.

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Is it just me, or are really trashy pregnant chicks who just let themselves go completely way hotter than the models who stay trim and tight?

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Alright I'm bored now.

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trashy girls are the best cunts for impregnate to, too bad they are poor and with low scholarship

god i really wanna fuck a preggo

>Get to laze around the house all day
>Never have to worry about doing something with my life
>Make money selling gamer girl pee and gamer girl milk
>Spend entire days wearing nothing but panties, maybe even go buck naked
>Essentially pure hedonism

So long as I get a new identity, sure.

I've never gotten hard over preggo women, but some of these bellies are so huge I can't help it.

I'd literally do this right now.

Eh, this fantasy is hot when it happens to girls, but I've never really gotten off on it happening to myself. Not really a fan of gender transformation at all. Envious of how easy it is for women to live the NEET life, but don't actually want to make the jump myself.

Also I see that this is also just a thinly veiled preggo porn thread. I approve

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>Body gets thicker
>Boobs get bigger and more full of milk
>Thighs get wider, this birthing gets easier and possibly pleasurable
Turn me 16 or whenever girls get their first period these days and I'd sign up.

Sure, sounds good. I wanted to do something easy, anyway.

no, giving birth reduces lifespan