ITT: put in your dick size and share the results

Yeah except I actually am.

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Please start doing foreskin restoration on yourself. You should get to that ASAP!

sitting down alters the results, stand straight up and put the ruler directly above your penis.

7.5"BPEL x 5.5"MSEG

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Let me ask you this: Is most porn unwatchable to you because of the circumcised dicks? A huge portion of male porn star, I would say probably slightly over half, are circumcised. Do you see those dicks and go "Fuck! That dick looks awful because it is circumcised! I can't watch this!"

If not, why do you and everyone else constantly say that on Jow Forums? And why is it only Jow Forums? No other website has such an uncut obsession as this one...

That's a new cope/neg that I've never seen before lmao

>tfw dicklet
It would bother me if it wasnt for the fact that I'm never getting laid anyways.

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All studies are based on the guy standing up w/ ruler on top of penis. you might as well do it right

7.8"x5.4"
i like the feeling of going in deep, makes me feel like if any guy were to fuck my gf, they'd be wasting their time trying to impregnate her as not only will my the glans of my dick scoop out his sperm entirely out of her vagina, but that i can ejaculate onto her cervix for a much greater chance of impregnating her; and there's nothing that a dicklet can do to scoop out my deeply shot cum in her, securing that my genes get passed on

I actually do exactly that, I don't like looking at circumcised dicks in porn

the virgin normaldick vs the chad gigachode

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It's not about the look of it. It's the fact that your dick was mutilated without your knowledge, and now because of it your dick is constantly dry, sex/masturbation doesn't feel as good, etc.

t. dicklet

i actually do have a 7x5.75 dick its not as uncommon as you think

Tailor-made for collecting sloppy seconds, AIDS, and cock cheese.
Sounds wonderful user, I hope it works out for you.

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look at this goal post moving faggot

wew that cope

It's weird because I look waaay smaller than my actual size. What gives?

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Your just mad cuz he's right, standing up removes an inch of length

that's why the shape of the glans is the way it is.
its to creation suction so that any semen that may be leftover can be scooped out. The longer and gather the penis is, especially the glans, the more effective it is at scooping out any other man's semen.
sources:
journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/147470490400200105
researchgate.net/publication/228466536_The_human_penis_as_a_semen_displacement_device

Unlike probably everyone else here, this is an honest/accurate measurement.

Feels really good.

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nice trips for truth

i agree.
i literally feel a testosterone boost every time i insert my dick inside my pocket pussy all the way in.
also, because how i imagine i look like vs the average guy

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I thought the average was like 5.2

fuck i wish my dick was bigger it's literally my only insecurity

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>volume of 191
>high average is 17% smaller in volume
>low is 36% smaller
Who here /volumechad/

>>mraverage.com/sizer.php

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7.3 x 5.5, ok

at first glance would you say this is 7" or 8"?

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why would you fuck someone that has had cum inside of them already?

7.5". Looks almost exactly 1.5" longer than my 6".

I can put two hands on my dick with slightly peeking tip and my dick is 7.5", your seems the same I think, unless you have manlet hands or giant hands.

5,3 x 5
doesn't matter cause it's never gonna be put to use anyway

Always wanted to the the noose with my dick

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standing up moves the skin away making it longer. you a fucking retard?

Y-you should consider losing some weight user..

im 145 lbs, user.

As i see it it increases blood flow, making it bigger, but yeah he's a retard

Later virgins, call me when you have a real pp like mine

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>sitting down alters the results

Yes it does, if you're chubby the fat pad actually robs you of a bit of dick.

I'm 6.5" sitting, 6.75" standing up.

>The average American man's penis size is 5.6 inches (14.2 centimeters)
>Straight men are as aroused by penises as homosexuals, neuroscientists have found in one of the largest studies of internet porn habits
>Just 15 percent of women reported dissatisfaction with their partner's penis size, while 45 percent of men wanted a larger penis
>The study also gathered some revealing insights into women's porn searches finding that, unlike men, they generally prefer erotic stories to visuals
>"The four body parts that both straight and gay men are wired to find sexually interesting are: chests, butts, feet and penises. Heterosexual men are very interested in looking at penises, especially large penises."
>Orgas said heterosexual men searched for penises almost as often as they search for vaginas and out of the top 35,000 most popular adult sites, roughly 1000 were devoted to large penises
>"This interest is perhaps inherited from our primate ancestry: chimpanzees, monkeys, and bonobos use their penis as a prominent and versatile social instrument, to signal aggression, to indicate dominance, to mark territory, and to indicate sexual interest,"

oregano doublepostino

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>tfw everyone will (understandably) assume I'm a larper
I don't get it. If you don't have a big dick, why ruin the fun for everyone who does by lying about it?

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Cute little elevator button dick

Here is one of me using thevisualizer.net

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It's not about that. If it was then there is simply no point in constantly taking the piss out of circumcised people because

1) It was done years ago without that person's consent
2) There is nothing that can be done about it now
3) Any negative effects only affect that circumcised person

So if you see a person's circumcised dick and it isn't about the look or about insulting/negging them the only thing you would do is either say genuinely "I'm sorry about that" or you would say nothing at all.

People only say it to take the piss and 90% of people taking the piss for circumcision are exclusively on Jow Forums.

Also
>implying uncut dicks can never be dry

How do I stop being a dicklet?
I'll never find a cute trap bf to top if I have a micropenis

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>why ruin the fun for everyone who does by lying about it?
jealousy, spite

Penile Extender Increased Flaccid Length By Almost A Third, Clinical Study Reports
sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/03/090305080516.htm