I'm about to go apeshit

My mom keeps on saying she wants me to wear a dress to my Uncle and Aunts wedding. I've said many times I could just wear a blouse of some sorts and that would be fine but, she keeps on saying I'm getting too old to be wearing straght up boys/boyish clothes and I should start dressing more.."cute". fggdhagdgsja please for the love of god give me some advice on ways I could tell her I find dressing up in frilly, fluffy clothes REALLY uncomfortable.

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uh, a dress doesnt have to be huge and billowing. go to literally any fucking clothing store and look.

The first step is to not be a tranny, you got that covered right?

Lemme see your tits and I'll give you advice on if you should wear a dress or not.

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formal clothes are always uncomfortable. Just wear it for the wedding.

Its a wedding so I think you should dress formally, I don't know.

>lemme see your tits

insert "horny people have no rights" copypasta here cuz you just need to beat ur meat somewhere else my dude...

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says one to know one n_n

dont be so inconsiderate. its a wedding, stop being so autistic about your comfort zone

suck my cock n balls!!!
I'm not gonna wear high heels for 5 somthing hours in a completely different country

Just wear what you want, just be ready to be seen as mentally ill and immature.

You're an adult, stop caring.
You don't have to wear a dress to be formal as a woman.

I'm already that babey!!!

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i don't mean to be rude but why are you here? you're a roastie and you type like you're from tumblr

I'll just wear a "please be patient i have ADHD" hat and a ss uniform

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I like using Jow Forums lol

Imagine Jow Forums being populated by people who like Jow Forums. That being said, please leave forever

Why am i attracted to your type? Weeby weird chicks who dresses up as dudes but probably have a banging body.

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kinda cringe

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Whoa don't worry, I have a gf. She's nothing like you. She's the typical k-pop loving, cutesy face making valley girl. But i want someone like you cuz you remind me of my crush in middle school.

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everyone online always says I remind them of a chick from their middle school lol

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This image just reminded me of a chick from middle school, wanna be that unrequited love from middle school user?

in your dreams lol

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ok dumb bitch get off my board

>roastie
>namefagging
gee what a shock

>this whole thread was me asking for advice

>thread turns into some guy with blue balls for this chick he knew in middle school

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You like Jow Forums. That's cool. There's a board specifically dedicated to giving advice, it's Jow Forums. You might have more luck there since they don't vilify women or namefags. Post there next time you want advice instead of here.

To answer your question, though, you need to learn how to suck up your own pride and compromise with your mother. Say that you don't feel comfortable wearing some fluffy frilly dress but find something manageable and cute that also fits her standards to wear. Good luck.

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Tits or gtfo, rule as old as time roastie