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the lads admitting their naughty and embarrassing secrets edition

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you know guys i was bad with my scottish friend no wonder he hangout with other friends now ... i pretend being a victim , that he doesnt like me anymore but i made it to me in the end i m the evil one ...

but i still love him after all this i dont know why , i got the feel that i have to post otherwise he will forget about me something im afraid of ....

i know this is egoist this is annoying to britfeel community but understand me : i have no one else than plump i love him in a real way this is why i m obstinated

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well.....I used to be a guy!

AAA in my mind is development team size + budget (inc. advertisement).

I think Hitman is AA, since they're self published nowadays since leaving Square Enix.

my secret is that im a failed tranny

Lee Anthony Toyland

Lee Anthony Boyband

Lee Anthony Poundland

Lee Anthony Goyland

Lee Anthony White Bastard

Amer Whosain

I totally would lad except I've already made the half hour journey back home. Always next year eh?

Amer Poostain

Ameera Haytes-Whites

this fancy ko-lee bang bang noodles super chicken thing is well mad. it's got 2 seasoning packs and some oil thing. seemed a bit confusing so i dumped it all in, then read the pot and it says season to taste.
also, what's miso? got a miso ramen pot noodle thing

keep yer camera ready in case they drive past.
love escort cossies i do.
any old capri's or owt? bloodeh love them as well.

Moni only has a paltry 23 platinum trophies.

Haven't really played PS4 in ages

I always assumed that's the kind of noodles people are talking about when they say they are making instant noodles, what were you eating before? Gash like supernoodles or pot noodles?

mighty!
lusty!
the senor
bennis
20 inches
rammed home
captain kirk - gayo
picard - alien dic taker

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It's always at least 30 seconds after, the cooldown time when an image is attached

I think OP user is Scottish friend poster. He makes the OP, then makes the Scottish friend post, THEN posts the link in the old thread

Only on very rare occasions someone goes into the catalogue as we approach 500, they see another thread has already been made and they post in it before him

Salty soup
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miso_soup

my secret is that i caused the breakup of someone else's relationship and the girl ended up in hospital

Back from sainsbury's, rate my haul lids

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Just think of the thousands of hard working people struggling to get on the property ladder in Sheffield.

Now think of Lee Anthony Hoyland

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tongues tingling, so the red powder was chili. nice.
just googled it bbcgoodfood.com/glossary/miso
don't eat loads of noodle stuff.
i like the ko-lee go pots. amd now this bang bang noodles 1 they do. not a pot noodle fan. sainsbury do a nice chicken laska or lanksa or something
yeah but is miso the flavouring?

Good stuff lad originally

normally the scottish poster (chika) posts in the old thread suggesting someone should make a new thread as it approaches 500 so they can furiously refresh the catalog just so they can get the first post. im op.

tried to install script hook for GTA V and broke the game, told you lot i was too brainlet to do mods

miffed/10
my stupid sainsbury didn't have any. but are those the mega spicey ones? i didn't want them.
good haul though

enjoy the stinky breath

Can't be dealing with mods for GTA every site seems to have a virus on it.

Mmmm not had a packet of McCoys in ages. Couple tins and some pot noodles is a nice evening. Gonna watch some comfy shows and relax?
Going to get a pizza wizza myself but I am pissed off at myself for being too lazy to go out.

nah, i've made a good amount of threads and they're straight in there. fugger posted before i had chance to copy the link once

Is that the kabuto one? They are really nice. Not sure what it is, but they are good. I reckon the beef pho one is better though

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bit_rate
stupid bandwidthmong

>mccoys
based
>shin cup
dunno never had them
>beerskis
based

yep that's the one. was flustered though so grabbed it to try. they had a nice sounding prawn and coconut 1 but i didn't get it

Noodles 7.5/10
Crisps: Thai chicken 7/10, 0/10 for the others
Beer: 2/10

y no one replying to the bennis!

These are the normal ones, I think the black ones are mega spicy but never tried them. Shame your one doesn't have them, my local one is pretty big though
lel i live alone so who cares
yeah that is the plan lad, get nice and comfy and drift off into a peaceful slumber later on

i only bought them for the thai chicken ones, it is really annoying they only come in multipacks. the beef ones are good too, but the bacon ones go in the bin

did anyone actually want a lager with more taste before hophouse 13?

>he thinks the bandwidth of an interface such as hdmi has anything to do with the bit rate of a video file

Loved ShinCup noodles back when I was at uni, very cheap!

ah i'm a shincuplet so don't know. want to try though.
had heard the thread talking of old rosie and tried some and i love it

Mate noone wanted Hophouse 13 tasste of pure cloves.

>he advocates buying a 4k TV in the current year when 1080p is clearly superior

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i still havent watched anything in HD even

Hop House is my go to lager in spoons lad.

Same thing, really

Though low quality stuff will look better on 1080p than 4k

wot u talkin about u no nothin me mam has a 720p telly and it looks well better than any of that poncy 4k shit they have

Has anyone in your community talked about performing an Islamic exorcism to remove whatever transgender jinn has possessed their poor Amer?

if it wasnt for your dumb race-bait posting, i would meet you and attempt to be your friend

based post per usual from the senor!

speaking of containers of noodles.
babbys first noodle question. does everybody overfill so there's a nice warm drink after the noodles?

I will unironically wingman any lad here if we have a britfeel night out. I'm not arsed, i will approach any bird of you fancy and have a word with her for you

I'd probably put more confidence/effort into getting one of the lads laid than myself

A white english lad just scored a premier league goal for chelsea. Can't remember who the last must have been. Lampard?

not bothered really so you can put that larp to bed

You'll need to de-gas that particular beer; otherwise good choice.

You forgot the Encona sauce you pussy.

Cant be bothered to check but Cahill must have scored some

I don't race bait, I just get frustrated with other posts here and want them to shut up

Would you reconsider?

>overfill
>drink soup with spoon
>then eat nicely cooked noodles
it is the only way

Tinder lad that's talking to the Polish qt, reminder, Poles are slags, but the amount of decent titted, nice arse polish virgins that are about is maddening especially on Tinder (I think my mate got with three and another lad was on /brit/ bragging about it some time ago.
in other words PHWAOR GET IN THERE LAD.

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Last goal he scored was in the 2016/17 season

What is the point of physical stores in the year of the lord 2019?
Need a few lamp holders so I can wire up lighting for a sort of cabinet, check screwfix
screwfix.com/p/british-general-cordgrip-straight-lamp-holder-bc/48002
>only a couple in stock
Might as well just order it for delivery

ah, i prefer it the other way

I forgot how gassy it is, fancied a change from stella and the other options were fosters, bud, and tennants
What is that sauce lad? Got some tobasco in the cupboard I could throw in

Why did our shippy get the b& ?

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I already have a bird so

Not a larp lad, I helped my mates pull last night. I don't a fuck when i am on the snow white laddy

>a fuck off huge bear trap
I thought he wanted to nonce kids not snap them in two

Mentally checked out of the idea that I'll ever shag so no thanks lad

You not heard of Ross Barkley? I'm sure there's more I'm not familiar with, I don't support Chelsea

When Attila the Hun
Drinks a gallon of rum
In his tummy-tum-tum (Me likey dat)

/britfeel/ should definitely go out on the pull with the lads. We should do it in the norf and pull some norfern slags.

>what is the sauce

It's a hot chili sauce - salty, tangy. Just gives the noodle what it really needs. Like I said previously, if the shin cup doesn't make you're eyes water it's not hot enough.

>Got some tobasco in the cupboard I could throw in

Lashings there of personally.

Is it a problem is England becomes majority non-white?

>Ross Barkley
has a black granddad so people dont count him

put a bit too much rum in my retard mojito

I always put too much spirits in. Buying a measure was actually a great investment.

interesting, might give that a go.
have you tried the normal shin noodles you cook in a pan? way hotter than the cups

i'm drinking it out of a half pint plastic cup. not too bad when i make pints of it. got that measurement down

>have you tried the normal shin noodles you cook in a pan? way hotter than the cups

No I've never tried them.

Just finished watching Falling Down (1993). Ideas, ideas...

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scea stopped spazzing out about tv's now eh

you should give them a go, much better quality noodle too. nice and t h i c c

The girls up here are easy. Lads will walk up to them and ask for a neck and half of the girls will do it. couple of cheeky vimtos down them and they are up for a quickie

I love how one guy asked an innocent question about tvs and then the whole thread and this one turned into a shit slinging contest

i gave up dating cause my willy doesent work

i think it was the one person slinging most of the shit

same further north in scotland. go for the second or third hottest one and it is piss easy. i like chubby grills, so that is a massive bonus.

cos im phil O connor...AND SINEADS MY SISTER!!!

Tempting sometimes, isn't it?

Great movie that. Give us a shoutout if you go through with it la

Why did they name a character Sinead O'Connor?

>The girls up here are easy.
But aren't most of those sort of girls overweight and with clown face makeup?
I am a pathetically lustful sometimes but I still have my dignity to think of.

>guy kills a bunch of gang bangers
>is the bad guy

> i wanna be a hippy and i wanna get stoned
*goes for a spliff*

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Bladdy gangbanga's

YA GOTTA LOV EM