DUUUUUDDEE, wassupp, man???

Does she look like pic related? Lmao

I was fwb with a stoner girl my sophomore year of college. We got high and fucked for a few months, then she moved to Hawaii. She was tall and skinny, B-cups and a cute ass.

inb4 normie

Probably working and then prepping for D&D tonight.

List koala-thick-ations and currently # of sexual deviancies. She's also a christian, hope you don't mind.

I'm a man with a penis and a big heart, your sister is 32 talks like a kid and plays D&D, is she alright in the head?

Who the fuck knows? ya think ya know a person...

She talks like a highschool stoner, for sure. But she's wayyyy more normie than I am, She plays in a locally successfull band, has plenty of friends and people who like her, and very few enemies.

But the burning question is, is she fucking hot?

Is that charls

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Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Why do you make these threads?
They serve no purpose other than to take up space and annoy people.
I know you think you're contributing content... but you're not.
You're a failure at this, just as you're a failure in life.

She's a tomboy. She would be if she put effort into it!

But as it stands, she dresses like a 55 year old leatherworker.

Your sister sounds like weird character, she's a virgin at 32 on top of that, i can't deal with normans though so she's gonna have to look for another loser but if she's doing alright having a bf shouldn't matter for her.

She sounds pretty gay user

how come whenever i see a girl take a hit i get an immediate attraction to them?

Honestly she sounds like a secret dyke haha

Well fuck! I know she does!

She could be rolling in lesbo pussy right now, but she's got some sort of weird hangup. I don't know what it is... we're all very open when it comes to sex and romance in my family. I can't figure out what her problem is, but I don't want to overstep.

Your sister isn't a virgin. I don't know how she tricked you into believing that.

>32
>into D&D
>tomboy
>early 2000s vernacular
>christian

Your sister sounds cute, man.

She didn't trick me into anything. She doesn't talk about it to me, at all, lol.

My mom and my sister are worried too. She has NEVER brought home a GF or a BF

That doesn't mean she's a virgin.
The bigger issue for her is being 32 and not being independent.

She is!

She's such an upstanding, absolute sweetheart. It's an absolute mystery why she hasn't found anyone. It breaks my heart

My mom and my sister are pretty sure she is, and she talks to them about girly stuff.

She's independent, save for a few roomates.

Buddy, don't you talk toe like that.

>Be female
>Talk a lot like that sans "awesomesauce" and asking for stoagies
I didn't mean to but growing up I had all male friends. My grade school did this "friendship" group which was basically all the divorced kids, and I happened to be one of two girls in the group. The guys and I all became close friends over the years, and I just picked up the mannerisms. I sometimes wish I had female friends and I learned to do hair and make up but it is what is.

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Reminds me of the first and only gf I had. She was like a mixture of Avril Lavigne and Tabby aesthetically and had a tomboy personality. I had to ghost her when she invited me to sleep over with her because I felt she was so out of my league that I was too nervous of screwing something up. I rather just took the feeling of acceptance from being invited, than the risk of humiliation from going all the way even though it was what I wanted most.

That was years ago and she's put on some weight, gotten tattoos and dyed her hair now. Where did it all go so wrong?

>Shut up bitch, can't you see I'm trying to find my crystal meth supply???