Why are you guys not liberals? They are getting all the ass and pussy

Why are you guys not liberals? They are getting all the ass and pussy

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>They are getting all the ass and pussy

No centrists get all the ass and pussy and make fun of extremist retards looks as they walk by in the park

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Am extremely centrist, khv at 21.
Either you're full of shit or you need to teach me your tricks right now, user.
...pretty please?

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>Either you're full of shit or you need to teach me your tricks right now, user.

The trick is not to be an asocial autist

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>tfw liberal and get more ass than a toilet seat
it's unironically true

Progressives are insufferable. They say fake it until you make it, but i cannot stand post-1918 politics.

Such a shoking reveal, I'm astonished

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Well the title should be a no brainer
They're usually religious and save it till after marriage

>still posting this fake headline

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Why are you posting MSM links I thought they were fake news

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unironically they get the most pussy because their all ideology revolves around getting more women to prove that they are the alpha males

HAVE SEX INCEL SCUMBAGS!!!!

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Changing one's political beliefs for pussy seems bad for self-identity

>poll
>at Columbia University
into the trash, sample better retards

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>Why are you guys not liberals?
Not gonna lie, I got into progressivism simply for the poontang.

The campus Young Republicans got about as much ass as an 11-year old Cub Scout.
All you have to do is babble a few lines about how people are equal and shit and you're invited to all sorts of parties.
Best of all, the guys there are literally meme-level basedboys. There's no competition. There's a couple other pretenders there. We give each other the nod. We know why we're here.

But yeah, by all means, stand by your principles. I'll be over here, with a giant smile on my face.

Better people treat sex with more respect.

The fallacy of posting this is: if you're conservative, and conservative males are having more (and better) sex, then you're a failure twice-over.

thank god vice is a reliable source of information. thank you based user, i will be buying soilent in bulk and become a male feminist. this is truly gospel.

Might be because libs consider pedophilia a sexuality.

>Not gonna lie, I got into progressivism simply for the poontang.

You'd be lying if you said you got any though.

>NOOOO MY FAKE HEADLINES ARE BETTER THAN YOURS!!!!

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Conservative=/=Alt-right

There's a world of difference between a thirty-two year old Republican doctor that's subtly classist against poor people and some retarded freeter going out and fist-fighting pseudo-Marxists.

Its natural to vote for the party that benefits your own ethnic group. Democrats are the GOP for non whites. If America had a multi party system you would see all the blacks voting for the black party, Asians voting for the asian party, and so on.

>You'd be lying if you said you got any though.

>if I'm not getting any no one is

Aw, you pissbabies are just precious.

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>There's a world of difference between a thirty-two year old Republican doctor that's subtly classist against poor people and some retarded freeter going out and fist-fighting pseudo-Marxists.

Not really. They're the same in that both are make believe. For the past forty years there's been few signifiers of being a Democrat stronger than a college education.
And no one's fighting Marxists, pseudo or otherwise. They're just garden-variety racists causing trouble at the local burrito place after botching another job interview.

Based and centristpillled

It's backwards. Their virgin life has redpilled them.
Obviously someone without problems would think the world is a happy place where socialism can work.

Aristotle was an idiot

Conclusive proof he was a jack-ass, retard

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Can't even do simple physics

The word liberal is so hollow these days. Most of the people who call themselves liberal and vote for the democrats arent doing it out of some deeply held belief in liberal values such as free speech and equality of opportunity. They are simply voting for the party that they believe will benefit themselves. Almost all voting decisions are made out of selfishness rather than principle. They want gibs and reparations paid out by evil whitey and anyone who happens to be more successful than themselves. Why do Muslims and Asians align themselves with the Democratic Party when both cultures are overwhelmingly conservative? The reason is that conservative cultures have a higher level of inward bias and Muslim/Asian groups, being conservative groups who are in competition with a more dominant group, have made the subconscious calculation that it is best to support a cause that is blatantly against this dominant group even if it means supporting policies they normally wouldnt agree with such as homosexuality and interracial relationships. The modern American left is really a coalition of less powerful right wing groups who have banded together to try and remove the dominant group from power. True liberalism died long ago.

Is this pasta, or did you actually type it all out?

>20
>racist as fuck
>not a virgin
Feels great, man.

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Ever notice how Jow Forums tards have to pretend they don't actually believe in the things they believe, because otherwise people would just think they're retarded.
They always have to hide it in "memes" and "irony". They're like the Jews, they can't say anything straight, and they even want their own Israel.

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Be 6'2"
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That's a fake headline.

i swear to god op one day i will skin you alive

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How's this? Lie your ass off and vote for whoever you want?

Am liberal it hasn't helped or hurt my chances . That being said going to gym losing weight and dressing stylishly has .

The only reason they do is because liberals are little betas that women dominate

The article said "Alt-right", not everyone right of center. Oh wow, who would have thought internet warriors with 3XL Pepe t-shirts don't get action?

This is the equivalent of an article saying "Juggalos found to be 86% more likely than average to be denied a small business loan". Like, no shit.

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Don't use your virginity as a qualifier for being a good person. I didn't lose mine until I was 25 and it didn't instantly change my life. It's not a race, nigga.

>consuming news media

anarchist chads get all the pussy. women love criminals

Alt-right is full of incel goblins? Who knew?