*sobbing*

>*sobbing*
>oh fuck please please don't fucking eat me
>*more sobbing*
>oh fuck oh FUCK
>please oh SHIT DON'T PUT ME IN THE MICROWAVE
>BEEP BEEP BEEP
>OH FUCK
>VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>PLEASE OH FUCK LET ME OUT
>OH FUCK
>DING
>PLEASE OH FUCK IT BURNS
>NO PLEASE DON'T PUT ME IN THE FUCKING BREAD
>PLEASE OH FUCK
>OH GOD ARE YOU TURNING ME INTO A SANDWHICH
>OH FUCK
>*CHOMP*

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this is the quality shitposting i come here for

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what the fuck is wrong with you faggot
are you some kind of vore fetishist

Daily reminder to avoid hurting cats. with the exception of extreme famine/war

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quality thread user. I appreciate it.

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someone vocaroo this pls

I have nothing to contribute to the thread but i want this shit bumped

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What a coincidence, I guess I'll do the same

I shall do the same too.
Pls post cat pics guys

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I don't have cat pics but bump

There should be more funny pics, not necessarily kots

>found a thread so dumb it made me literally laugh irl
Thanks OP, there's actually a few decent threads up today with some ok shit. Lots is shit, but stuff like this makes the slog worth it for a while.

>no cat pics

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not exactly what you asked for but here

youtu.be/FmJGIr2Wo4o

HAHA, CAT SANDWICH, BIIIIITCH. YEAAAAAH, WOOHOOO!

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wtf bro not cool

dude you're a legend
top fucking kek
i nearly vomited i laughed so hard thank you so fucking much

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how is it even possible to have a microphone that bad

>implying the godawful microphone isn't what makes it amusing

YOU FOOLS
I MADE THIS POST
even if you think i'm lying i still did

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Thank you qt, you are truly the mvp

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didn't use my name because i didn't want to be known for something that could easily be mistaken for vore

>so yum so dilicios

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caturday was yesterday but I still post cat

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Lmao I just edited the fucking audio. I changed the pitch and made it as loud as possible, that's it.

Also, OP I hope you're proud of what you created

holy fucking shit user this is a masterpiece.

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That was certainly something

Thanks mate, I am proud of it