Where's my cute Norwegian boyfriend? Slavic mutts have standard too

If you really wa t a bf we will send you a Saami.

Is that what they do in Brazil? No wonder it's such a terrible place.
Are Saamis cute though?

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No, it's what i do to you when you start being sexually suggestive with the boys, you need to be kept under control.

I'll be your nordic bf

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I bet you're unironically fantasizing about controlling me right now, you creepy loser.
Where are you from? And I hope you're not suggesting you're very old with that pic.

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I just had passionate sex with Aiste. What you gonna do about it bitch boy.

No sport, come on, you need to learn how to play the role otherwise it'll be no fun.

you want to move to norway with me and get a citizenship and live of social benefits togheter?

Good. Then there'll be less competition for me.

But that's irritating, because I know you're not really 100% joking. I'm familiar with this mindset.
I'm already in Norway. And I'm more of a trust fund child.

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Of course i'm not, you want someone to take control and make the tough choices for you don't you?

ah,,, i dont have much to offer then

25 and I'm from Iceland. islands are the continents of the sea

In what part of Norway do you live?

Is Iceland comfy? I've seen other Icelandic anons complain that it sucks.
Trondheim.

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Ahh. I live in Kongsvinger so a little far away welp

Based Gopnik Girl

I wouldn't say it sucks, I think it's bretty comfy at least. I want to move to the countryside and own a nice house with a big land.
How do you like Norway?

It's a nice place, I guess. It's not life changing for me since I don't really have a good reason for being here apart from staying with my mom. I don't interact much with people regardless of where I am, so I can't say anything about that. All in all, it's rather comfy.

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You could always get an anglo bf. i am not an anglo, but i think you could find one.

Was the river entirely frozen in that pic?

I don't think so. It wasn't very cold as I recall. Though this pond was.

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Norway is kinda shit, denmark is the best scandi country

Do you prefer going on nigthwalks on winter or summer? Or another time of the year?

I can relate to the whole "not interacting with people much" thing, I guess I just don't have it in me
that pic looks nice. I'd go for a night walk in the snow with you

im half norwegian half swedish if that qualifies. 6' 120lbs skelemode as well

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be my bf please you god

Legitimately perfect

WHERES MY FUCKING JANNY!? LAZY TRANNY FAGGOTS STOP DILATING AND DO YOUR JOB

if you drop your discord we can chat im trying to stop isolating lately lol

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>trust fund child
Alright, you have my interest. How rich are you? Are we talking "never work another day in your life" kind of money?

t. Norwegian.

Why isn't this cancer on soc? Can you fuck off you worthless whore.

wheres my cute eu bf

koishi#7973

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define cute
this is original

forgot to add gay so people dont think im a f*male
someone whos accepting and considerate and nice but not too nice and not faggy if that makes sense

i meant physical traits

oh i dont care as long as youre not fat or like skinny fat or w/e

irl gay guys hit on me daily so i wanted to know what exactly turn them on

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are you muscular

asdfcbcv

i have pretty much the exact same athletic build

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Embrace the eternal Anglo

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I'd go for it if my anxiety from alcohol withdrawals wasn't making my heart beat so hard i can hear the lungs taking in and out air and my house wasn't a wrecked shithole. And also i'd freak out and bail every opurtunity i got. You'd have to sneak up and corner me at this point.

go back to /brit/ mate