One of these is supposed to arrive in a package tomorrow

One of these is supposed to arrive in a package tomorrow.

How far gone am I?

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I would honestly have chosen suicide before this

>have to ask that question about a fucking purple...
>is that a fucking HORSE dildo?
Man, a male sex toy like a fleshlight or onahole is one thing, and totally fine and reasonable, but a fucking PURPLE HORSE DILDO?

very, very far gone
what's wrong with just a dildo?

It's not really the horse part, though that's kind of hot I guess. It's the size and varied shapes that I want.

It's good but this is next level.

wtf op, thats gay as hell. why the fuck are all of you so damn homo on this fucking board.

Depends. Is it one of the ones that shoots fake jizz?

If not, you're still salvagable. If it is, you should probably consider suicide.

I can't afford that shit. This is just a PVC dildo.

chad onahole vs virgin dildo

You're gonna be ok, user.

too bad, the jizz ones are cooler

Yeah honestly it's probably just a way to make masturbation a little better every once in a while. I just get a little insecure and like to talk about the trashy stuff I do online.

Yeah but to get one that won't ooze toxins into your digestive system you need to spend A LOT of money.

Or you could just use a condom you dumb fuck

Then how the hell do I get it to shoot the cum into me?

you visited /ic/ recently i cant even fucking go there to see some cute or just nice drawings, its all furry or trap porn

>be faggot op
>get my giant anal fucktoy
>fuvk my ass til it looks like a manhole cover
>feel shame and disgust
>go to throw it out
>some nigger jumps me
>I grab the dildo out of fear and beat him over the head
>nigger dies
>keep on bedside for late night assfuck and self defence

Hell of a self defense weapon
And the more you use it the more it has shitsmell thus making it a legendary toxic horsedildo now u have a 50% chance of poisoning your targets

Geralt pls.

idk, take it off first? cut a hole? use your imagination ya daft cunt.

So we return to the original problem.

Honestly I wouldn't trust anything meant to pump fluids into me that isn't made by bad dragon. All the chinese alternatives are super sketchy.

when it arrives, send it back or throw it away. its never too late to change, bro.

fucking lol desu

I'm thoroughly aroused by this. Tell me it's a large one.

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It's not MASSIVE but it's definitely on the edge of "advanced."

Nine inches of insertable length. First insert has a 2 inch diameter and the widest point is 2.5 inches.