Micropenis thread

youre only allowed to post here if your penis is 4 inches or less

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>4
>not 6
dicklet cope

Pajeet here, 3 inches but 4 when erect.

Are you doing arranged marriage?

5 inches here and posting because 5 is considered micro now and days.

My parents are trying to get me married and I keep telling them to fuck off.

6 incher but only 4.7 thick so i might as well be 2 inches long

Nope, from what I understand it's only a thing in India. I'm glad though, I'd rather be a virgin forever over getting married to some hairy pajeetess.

4 incher here

still a virgin

Can I post if I have 4.3" on a 6'3" body? It looks like a micropenis against that frame.

i cant do waht i want retard

Im shorter than that but when hard it goes to 5, is that still bad?

.3 is not that much over, yes you can post here sexyanon

Everyone on here is still a virgin, f.a.m. but you will stay that way

Thanks fren. I'm willing to bet some 4" guys ITT have a higher % of height as penile length than me. Wanna chat about general dicklet feels?

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yeah on a twink a 6 inch dick looks bigger than a 9er on a fatty

totally but what is there other than frustration?

Manlets with big dicks really mog me. What's the point of being tall if he destroys me where it truly counts? I heard girls at work once chatting about how a manlet coworker had a big one, two of them seemed really interested.

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>hairy pajeetess
Oh boohoo. A lot of people would enjoy that.
Unless she has an obvious unibrow or something.

That such bs too, they want height as a social status generator but truly they'd be fine with a shorter guy. Or at least they'd prefer 5'9'' to 6+ if they got more in bed.

And even if you have the length it does mean anything without the girth. Then they "cant" feel it and arent stuffed and satisfied

6+ inch master race reporting in

get fucked

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I dont know if I can post a dumbass reddit post but some guy was tall enough and good looking enough to get a hot gf and she left him because of his small dick.

To make it worse, they were friends for Years first. Meaning she liked his personality and who would give you more of a chance than your best friend?

So now he knows its hopeless...

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com/r/smalldickproblems/comments/crw49r/my_girlfriend_just_left_me_because_of_my_size/

If they can brag about getting ravaged by 7+ inches, sure enough they'll put up with other shortcomings. They won't feel the submission from looking up, but they'll submit to a big cock alright. And yes it's the thick guys that get the most gossip. What have you heard from girls talking about dicks?
>She said that her exes would make her orgasm through penetration alone, and she can't have that with me.
:^)

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I'm a huge guy with big hands and feet and everybody assumes I'm packing
I get MAYBE 4 inches when im extremely horny. It feels bad
On top of that I'm cut so my sensation down there has never been very much, I think I subconsciously tried to compensate by developing an intense cunnilingus fetish and not caring about my own orgasm

Have you tried jelqing? What about bathmate? I heard that shit helps.

I dont know what these terms are

Look it up. People on the internet say it helps you make your dick larger.

You are all scum. I can't even be open to men only because I'm afraid of the inferiority within your pants.

I'm getting sick of Chads, they don't love, just fuck.

Can I post here if I have dick dysmorphia? My cock is 9 inches big but I'm insecure about it.

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I'm sorry user, but what are you trying to say?

No, go to bigdickproblems or make your own thread you stupid freak

I'm 6" long and 5" girth. Ive made a girl cum from penetration like once. And then she proceeded to never persue sex with me again.
I've had multiple girls straight up lie to me saying it's impressive or that they've cum.
Don't believe anyone

Just clean her used cunt with your tongue bro

>I can't even be open to men only because I'm afraid of the inferiority within your pants
This is the first time I've thought of it in a long time tho, I have much bigger insecurities (pun intended desu)

>mfw 22 years old khhv
>5 inches, 5.5 if you press to the bone
>average to below average girth
>glans becoming more keratinized every year from circumcision
>deathgrip and porn addiction slowly making me impotent
Life is a dream.

>tfw no under 3 inches uncut bf

Is 6 inches considered dicklet? I have 6 inches in both length and girth. Not like it matters, I'll always be a virgin anyways.

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Hey, I'm you but 6 years later.
It only gets worse

It's average and above average in girth
Chances are you will have sex within 5 years.

sorry frendo I was forgetting how to talk

How does it get worse? Did you develop full-on ED in your mid-twenties?

its basically 4 in your head, you can post here. Are you a gayfag? Since boys dont mind if you have a small dick because they will just fuck you anyway.

So has anyone here tried jelqing and can confirm whether or not it's a meme? 3.6in bone pressed and I'd at least want to get to 4. It'd still be small but it would help my confidence just a little more. That and with weight loss I can probably get a bit more size.

Boners become less hard and you stop caring about sex.

I've heard a lot of retarded shit from girls. Like size doesnt matter because you can just use your fingers and thats good.

But like clearly not All the time.


One girl was bragging about how his dick was so big it hurt deep in her stomach the next day. I didnt catch much of the conversation but she sounded almost dreamy about it! Fuck.

I've definitely heard jokes like "ew him, he must have a big dick"

My boners are already less hard, but my sex drive only gets more intense with every year I'm left unsatisfied by women. Fuck, I'm going to be stuck in an eternal state of blue balls where I need to get off but physically can't.

I've heard mostly mean size queen shit. Like a girl in college talking about a guy who was streaking, she said the other girls shouldn't shame him for indecency, but instead just call him out on having a small dick.

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tbf
it should be 3 and under

and i have even done some reesertch
and realli yuu only need like 2 inches to satisfy the vagina

but it's a mean world
so yuu'd have to find some way to incorporate it into your appeal

like somehow the size he cant help is worse than being a criminal, assholes

I once heard a story (probably untrue) about twin girls who both had babies from the same guy because of his huge dick

I just googled it and there are two stories - one latinas and one with a set of blacks.

Curiously, some of the meanest size queens have been those petite QTs with angelic faces. The "bigger" girls with hot bodies would be more likely to talk about liking big dicks, rather than just being mean and bitchy like that.

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6 inches is a great girth, pretty much ideal, and an average length.

you like skinny chicks?

Yes, yet they don't like skinny dicks.

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their loss, sorry about your bad taste though user

Is anyone willing to post their tiny dicklet? Bonus if it is thin.

Give me the source of that image OP

I feel sympathy for dicklets. I push back against dick shaming. I shit less on guys with little dicks than guys with little dicks do.

Yet I get erect whenever I hear about girls leaving dicklets because they can't satisfy them.

I don't know how to reconcile the two feelings. I want to steal their women but I also want to do it with grace.

>I want to steal their women
with your 4.3? you aint stealing shit

I have a large peepee tho.

I'm not stealing women because I'm disabled and not very attractive. Yet it is nice to fantasise about banging these size queens on the rebound. *sigh*

ooooh I thought you were my user

attractiveness is a sliding scale

whats your disability?

Slightly under 4" fully erect, nearly invisible flaccid. It is the true curse. No matter how much money I make, no matter how much I work out, no matter how confident or charismatic I am, it will all be for naught.

I have never jacked off because it only reminds me of my sheer inadequacy, but I still watch porn daily.

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Let us suffer together, brother.

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sounds like you have ED as well... sucks

My penis is a little over six inches, but it's thin. It slips easily into a toilet paper roll.

Do we even have a chance bro?

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The most significant one is the 'tism but there's a list. I don't think I'm incredibly unattractive and I have a lot of correctable issues but I'm not part of the top 20% that gets 60% of the women. It's just how it is. I haven't lost hope of getting a waifu because I have managed to get my shit together in a BIG way recently but there's a big difference between being potential husbando material and being chad.

Still I've watched a LOT of cuck/cheating porn it makes me feel happy inside. I work out a lot fantasising about looking like the guys in the videos who tend not to be too pretty theirselves.
It just makes me happy seeing a big ol dick hanging down underneath some strong muscly abs in the mirror. I go to work and everybody sees me as the virgin autist disinterested in women but secretly I'm a horndog with a sexy body under my clothes. I'm like a sexy librarian or some shit.

I have a major interest in your type, would you post contact?

I'm 5 inches, there's no hope is there?

You dont have to lurk, itll be good little guy

I've had a big dick for long enough to automatically assume that you're a dude.

and when you find out I am female (female)? Will you let me talk about your "lil" dick

Yeah saying you're female doesn't convince me either.

Yeah I have a barely 7 incher if I'm [[[MAX HORNY]]] but it's only 3.5 around. Literal needle dick. I've never gotten anything but compliments about my penis from women I've slept with, but I still think about it negatively now and then

No reason I cant timestamp if we're talking but not in the thread where everyone can see me

4 inches here

I actually have fantasies about getting mogged on dick length by kids still going through puberty.

Anyway I recently got finished watching a bunch of movies and Memento is currently my all time favorites. What movies do other people actually allowed to post itt like?

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I like to watch a bunch of horror, loved Halloween 2018. Watched La Llorona and Ma this year, they were both decent at best.
Might watch some old B-list slashers soon.

2.5 here

I don't watch many movies, but the last one I remember enjoying was the one where they had all the crazy superstorms with all the ice and stuff.

skinny fat Viet gook here. 2 inches erect. Only cope to live is my sissy fetish and buying cute lingerie and doing cross dressing/makeup

Post pics I dont believe its 2 inches