Iraqi user here,really bored and can't sleep

iraqi user here,really bored and can't sleep.

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Have you killed burgers?
How many?

Ahmed, stop looking at naked children on Mongolian throat singing cavepainting forum or I will sell you to Sharia bolice

how are the women over there user? are they pretty and more conservative than white girls?

I had a burger for dinner,I'd say I've killed more than a hundred burgers in my life,and god damn does Hardee's make some great fucking burgers.
okay dad

curious, did the americans really made everything worse compared to what you had with Saddam?

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How is life there? Genuinely Curious.

yeah,I'm seeing more white blonde girls than more tan/brown-ish girls these days,they are hot alright.

Saddam shat on the country,America just made it worse,kek.
it's pretty comfy in the capital (Baghdad) but there are a lot of corrupt cops and politicians,militias running the country instead of the governement and the fact that you can't talk shit about a big politician or religion unless you want your tongue cut,but it's pretty safe to go outside to the mall or the store to buy some pepsi and pringles

how long is your beard?

how hairy are you?

do you like or own any Kalashnikovs?

Post some cool Iraqi stuff.

>shave my facial hair,visible but pretty light
>pretty hairy,I almost have hair every where on my body now
>not really a gun guy but I've heard kalashinkovs are reliable,and no I don't own one

like what? I'll just post this pic of basbousa,the greatest Iraqi dessert,I guess you could say it's cool?

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have you ever seen or been a part of a public stoning to death or execution by sword?

public whippings/beatings?

how do the whores, whore out in your country?

what do iraqis do for fun?

nigga, is that cornbread with chives on top

whats life like in iraq

do you hate jews

how big are your feet

what is your job

Gib kurdish indepdendence arabshit

Prepare to die, rafidah

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>no,public executions are long gone
>were more civilized than that for fuck's sakes
>brothels and certain parts of the city standing outside at 2 am
>go out to the mall,coffee shop,literally anywhere i guess.
>pretty good
>yes
>idk,my shoe size is 42
>dentist
kys kurdtrash

I am a Saudi user as well. AMA.

How does it feel knowing you're inevitably gonna get invaded and fucked up by America?

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do you live in Baghdad

have you been to the west

what vidya do you like

how did you learn english?do most people there speak it

favorite merican tv shows?

How can us europeans do to stop your countrymen migrating to us in mass
Don't know about the people who stay in Iraq, but the ones who come here are less than human garbage

how do you feel when you see or think about Kuwait and the gulf war?

do you believe kuwait or anyone was stealing the country's oil or purposely incited instability?

how do you find out if girls are sexy or want to fuck?

do you ever do any street drifting on the highway?

do you have the big pp or the big hol?

what clothes do you wear?

who is ruining the country or do you find annoying out in public?

ey cuz, where you get them tight as sheets, sandals, and checkered cloth head wraps at?

what are those black snake rings you put on top of the headcloths?

Feels the same as 2003.

>yes
>soon
>really random,been playing gta online with friends just for their sake,other than that i used to play tf2 and a fuckton of hotline miami
>self taught + parents helped
>don't watch any shows of any nationality
I agree,usually the ones that migrate are true garbage
>unnecessary war,too many Innocents killed + robbing,raping and killing normal residents from both sides.
>Americans are stealing the oil,end of the story
>I'm single lol
>no
>pp
>very official/formal clothing,usually navy blue shirt and pants,oxfords (shoes) and a Tissot watch
>local militias that are literally running the country instead of the government

Sheets are called Thobe singular and Theyab for plural.
Sandals are called just that or Ne'aal.
Checkered clothes head wraps are called Shemagh.
Black ring stuff is called 'Egaal and it's for keeping the Shemagh held tight to your head.
All of them are available in retail shops for traditional clothes.

whats the normie iraqi view on the war in iraq

are you muslim

do you know christians

can you get alcohol

have you been drunk

how many kids does the average family have

>pepsi

Don't you mean BEBSI?

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do you enjoy living in your countries? I want to move but no sure where. Preferably a Muslim country. Whats it like living there?

>there's no normie view but the really retarded ones are the ones that think Saddam fixed the country and made it better
>yes
>only knew some online,was best buddies with them but now I don't have any friends.
>yeah
>no
>3
Please tell me you are joking,and yeah I enjoy living here but it sure could be better.
yes,forgive me.

have you done or seen any saudi street drifting?

seen or been in any public executions by stoning or sword?

does the government give you free money?

how do you feel about foreigners or other countries?

how do you know if a girls sexy or ugly?

do people in your country hookup outside of marriage? what happens if someone finds out?

how many women have you beaten or hit out in public?

no im not joking. why would you think that lol user.

how do you feel about westerners?
how do you feel about russians?
how do you feel about asians and chinese in particular?
how do you feel about latin americans?

has your city become more "westernized" in the last decade? if yes do you think its a bad or good thing?

do you like anime and whos youre waifu?

just move to turkey

its a middle east muslim country that isn't complete shit

Lmao,I guess if you are being genuine then the safest and most welcoming arabic countries aren't even mainly muslim,so basically,Lebanon is your best bet,it has Muslims but a bunch of Christians too,and UAE and Dubai if you have connections and you are pretty god damn rich

In Saudi right now there is a huge shift in the societal dynamics. They've allowed women pretty much everything that a man can do. It's becoming a bit like the UAE to try and bring in more profits by convincing people to spend money here than abroad. For me personally, I love it here. It's so safe and literally everyone is helpful and mostly kind and generous. The sense of unity is strong here if you're a Muslim.

Don't you think that allah disapproves of your use of such a sinful site as Jow Forums?

what do you and other iraqis think of trump

Do you get hard at the thought of impregenating a blonde qt?

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user I am muslim so I'd like to be surrounded by other individuals similar to me. I think I might consider Saudi Arabia or UAE once I finish my degree. Thanks for answering my question.

Fuck no,turkey is full of atheists and faggots and trannies.
>all my actual friends that I (((had))) were westerners
>make good guns,food and music,and they are pretty polite and I like their president,what's not to like about them?
>I've seen only Malaysians online so far and they are very chill people,also China in my opinion is on its way to become the number one country,soon,and I really hate Japanese people
>idk,never had social interaction with any
>as for the good things they aren't much,bad things? Oh boy,let's start,first off slowly normalizing faggots and trannies,second of all normalizing atheism (not that i hate atheists but here every atheist has to mention it every 5 seconds and think they are cool) and also the really whorey clothes,now I'm not gonna judge those women but wearing extremely tight shorts and showing half your bust in public is pretty shameful,i feel like when all the boomers here die all that'll remain is atheist faggot zoomers.

>senko-san

>all my actual friends that I (((had))) were westerners
>(((had)))
. . .are you implying the jews separated you from your friends?

What the fuck kind of chives do you use

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>turkey is full of atheists and faggots and trannies

i know its great

I don't care about allah,I'm a good person,I don't harm anyone by masturbating or talking on this site.
I'd like to strangle him
If I love her and she's my wife,sure.
Go UAE mate.

>Seen only.
>No and it's never publicized and you get jailed if you film it.
>Define free money. There is welfare and student stipends and bachelor's programs are free.
>I hate foreigners that are cunts because I remember cunt Egyptian teachers who were never helpful and acted like you asking for charity when you sent them a text.
>Saudi girls are big whores. Literal Fatimas (Stacies). They don't ever show a picture without a filter and love being used by men that literally treat them like garbage and pass them around each other. That's for millennials. For boomers, they're obedient and well-bred women.
>Yes they do and with men as well. They get a divorce or continue cheating but still stay in a loveless, sexless marriage after the trust has been broken for the children.
>In public, none. I rarely interact with women.

No,they were online friends,Jews didn't do anything to separate us lol
it's pistachio nigga

why haven't you been drunk

Are you a Saudi native?

The UAE has a high living costs but pay more. Gas there is unbelievably expensive. It all depends on your qualifications and how religious you are.

I usually avoid porn gifs and sexually enticing things. Nothing is totally singular in Islam. You just gotta know your limit.

Because I don't want to.
>fatima is stacy

I genuinely wonder why millennials go after Stacies when they are just big fucking whores.

Yes. Born and bred.

I'm going to be graduating with a degree in aerospace engineering. I'm religious to an extent. Not pray 5 times a day religious though.

Whats your opinion on other muslim countries like egypt, jordan, pakistan, libya and morocco? I don't know if its true but I hear saudis don't like pakistanis or other muslim countries.

>free money

That's not how it works.

Cute. All the Saudi friends I've had online were polite and warm.

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Whores have no standards. My friend has been fighting with his girlfriend to stop talking to other men but she refuses because she's been poisoned by feminism thinking it's "ok" to have older fucking male friends that she goes out with. They just love the attention. She literally begs him to speak to her when he abandons her for a few days then goes back to being cold and distant. It's exactly what I went through and now found a good one to be with, albeit she has insecurities and paranoia that I can totally help her overcome.

Is Saudi really as rich as everyone seems to imply? I have a friend in Dubai who I've never heard complaining about money, he goes to a nice college and plays lots of bideo games.

Congrats

*cries in kissless virgin*


Nigga Saudis aren't that rich it's kuwaitis and UAE residents that are hella rich

how im amazed at how slutty sounding iraqi women are

do you guys also have a lot of faggots too

Why didn't you guys have the Russkis or Chinese protect the oil before the US stole it?

How was Saddam?

Are the Americans worst or better?

How much has American/Western culture entered Iraq?

How fast and reliable is the internet there?

Opinions on Trump and why?

That's prosperous here, I guess. They're gonna invest in some aerospace commission that might be suited for your qualifications.

Not at all. We're slowly becoming poorer by the unbelievable raise of electricity bills and oil prices. It's so insane here that some monthly electricity bills can be a third of the minimum wage here which is less than a 800 USD here.

No jobs also since no one wants to invest in Saudi citizen because of a stigma of being lazy workers when our educators and entire system has been built fucking baby boomers that got could get something you need a bachelor's degree for at least here with their elementary school certificate.

First off the sluts here are usually rich daddy's girls,there are a lot of good women here.

Second of all,yes,in secret groups,I would personally go and slit each one's throat but my local militia is doing the work for me.
>how would I know? I wasn't president back when they started stealing oil.
>biggest cunt on earth
>I fucking hate Americans,I genuinely thought I'd have some as online friends but they all just make bomber jokes call me a sandnigger and refuse to be the slightest bit of polite.
>A lot,and in a bad way.
>Not reliable at all,worst fucking internet on the planet unless you pay 200$ a month lol
>Very childish and unwise leader,why? Because he is.

People here do treat foreigners like shit but it's frowned upon in Islam. Sometimes it's justified when you have Indian and Pakistani people smuggling and embezzling companies that are completely reliant on them because of their cheaper labor.

Is that pistachio/almond on top? Looks pleasant, though I haven't eaten desserts like that in a long time.

I like your cuntries flag m8, also the Iranian one. Just wanted to say that :)

I mean I guess thats everywhere desu. I'll just have to work harder to remove that stigma.

Only educated ones which usually speak English well. t. Saudi

You're probably a Shi'ite.

same for iraqis
t. Iraqi
Yeah,it's pistachio,you should try basbousa or kenafa someday.

If you have a degree, you'll be respected of course. I'm talking about the ones that are used for manual labor and minimum wage stuff. A foreigner professor isn't the same as a foreigner cashier in our eyes.

No need for sectarianism,I'm on the brink of leaving Islam,I don't support either Shia or sunnah,stop being a faggot

>Second of all,yes,in secret groups,I would personally go and slit each one's throat but my local militia is doing the work for me.

why you hate gays so much?

Nah it's usually telling when an Iraqi hates Saddam. I didn't mean any ill-intent behind my remarks. It's just because Shi'ites suffered the most under his rule.

Because they are unnatural and disgusting.
>"no ill-intent"
>"shi'ites"

too bad daddy Saddam is gone,who's gonna save your ass now Omar?

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>kenafa
This looks quite good. Cheese/cream/nuts is a solid combo. Do you happen to have any fermented food suggestions? I'm looking to make a few new ferments, and I'd certainly be open to some Middle-Eastern ones.

Is using a word how it's written in the dictionary offensive to you?

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Fermented? It's forbidden in Islam to drink any fermented juice i.e alcohol or raisin juice that's been spoiled. If you mean pickled, then yeah, there are many good ones.

>Because they are unnatural and disgusting.

Im sure if you met some you would see that they are just normal people like you and me

Pickling and fermentation run a thin line, usually with relation to sugars present in the foods and how long you ferment. A short ferment won't really have any alcohol, or extremely little. Makes sense why it might not be common when you consider Islam, though. Mostly, I'm just interested in increasing my consumption of probiotic foods.

Kenafa is a blessing from the gods.


Don't really have recommendations for fermented foods,dont eat that,if you mean food like pickles then we call it Toorshi here,basically it means pickles and all related foods to it
Met some,seen some,unnatural and disgusting like I said, and I've heard your shitty argument a hundred times before.

Nice, I'll check out some recipes. Thanks user.

what do you think of palestine?

How many kuffars did you behead today?

No problem,and uh,try baklava/baklawa someday,it's pretty good too.

None,I don't hate kufars,most of my online friends were atheists.
I feel sorry for those bastards.

do you miss Saddam?

They're certified A-grade cunts that are more backstabbing than Jews but I still support them over Isreal. Literally all the British empire's fault. Kinda funny since they helped us kick out the Ottoman's here but only cuz they were a common enemy

No,if Saddam was immortal I'd keep torturing him everyday,good thing he's dead,rest in piss.

Which Arab dialect has the best accent, in your opinion?

Why do you hate trannies?

What do you think of the other sects in your country?

Lebanese probably. The worst are Egyptians, holy shit. They can't pronounce words fluently at all and hate the -th sound in words like thesis. They pronounce as it as -s

Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

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should the monarchy be restored in Iraq?

user If I decide to move to UAE or Saudi Arabia should I learn arabic?

>Iraqi and khaleeji (sigh) is the manliest dialect/accent,Lebanese Syrian and Jordan accents are pretty feminine and girly desu
>Unnatural and disgusting cunts that should be publicly hanged.
>Don't care about religion or sects,all my friends were atheists and some Sunni and Shia there and there.

Probably,yes,with some changes there and there.