*scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape*
*scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape*...
Ayden Fisher
Nathaniel Foster
>cat wants in
>cat wants out
>cat wants in
>cat wants out
>cat wants in
>cat wants out
>cat wants in
>cat wants out
>cat wants in
>cat wants out
Ryder Cruz
Have you tried following him?
Isaac Thompson
he's probably trying to tell you he wants something. My cat does that when he wants food
Logan Bennett
Based, original comment, ofc
Jackson Hughes
>cat wants food
>nope it wants to get out
>cat wants in
>nope its just standing right outside the door and meowing for fun
>cat wants to play
>no toys, scratching my hand is the only thing that entertains her
David Perez
*ha huh* *ha huh* *ha huh* *ha huh* *ha huh* *ha huh* *ha huh* *ha huh* *ha huh* *ha huh* *ha huh* *ha huh*
Ayden Walker
Great thread, thanks originalilllo
Luis Hernandez
>always leave the bowl with food for the cat
>still comes into my room when hungry, meows loudly for me to pet him
>pet him for 15 minutes while he alternates between purring and talking to me
>finally gets up and fucks off to eat
>repeat 5 times a day
t-thanks for warning me that you're going to eat, kitty
Mason Green
god damn i hate my cat sometimes
William Carter
>let cat in
>cat lays at end of bed
>pats cat
>cat sleep
>feel happy
>sleep too
goodnight anons
Mason Williams
>open door
>cat walks in
>close door
>cat starts scratching at the carpet attempting to open the door
>open door for cat
>cat lays down in the doorframe
>nudge cat with door
>cat fights the door
Is it the 'tism?
Hunter Garcia
*arf* *arf* *arf* *arf* *arf* *arf*
*arf* *arf*
*arf* *arf* *arf*
"Shut up Maxie"
*arf* *arf* *arf* *arf* *arf* *arf*
"SHUT UP MAXIE"
*arf* *arf* *arf* *arg*
MAxie no! Bad!
*arf* *arf* *arf* *arf* *arf* *arf* *arf*
*arf* *arf* *arf*
*arf* *arf* *arf* *arf* *arf* *arf*
MAxiE!
*arf* *arf* *arf* *arf* *arf* *arf* *arf* *arf* *arf* *arf* *arf* *arf*
*arf* *arf* *arf*
Benjamin Flores
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
original
Daniel Clark
The world would be a better place if everyone who has ever owned a pet died tomorrow.
Michael Sanchez
Noooooooo blease don gill me
Luke Martin
Bzzzzzzzzzz zzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
BZZZZZZZZ bzzzzzz ZZZZZZZZZ zzzzzz Zzz ZZZZZZ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*ting* zzzzzz *ting* bzzzzzZzzzzzzzz zzzzz *ting* zz *ting* bzzzzzz *ting* zzzz ZZZZZZ bzzzzz Zzzzz ZZZZZ
Zzzzz *ting* zz *ting* bzzzzz zzz *ting* zzzzzz
Charles Nelson
>*comes in*
>*slowly sits down nearby*
>*stares without blinking for 20 minutes*
Adam Cooper
who in the fuck . . .
let all these god damn animals in here
Adrian Flores
MOTHER FUCKER DIEEE STOP FLYING AROUND IM TRYING TO FUCKIGNN SLEEP YOU PIECE OF SHIT GOOD FOR NOTHING MOTHER FUCKER YOU DONT DO ANYTHING
Luis Hall
My fucking cat is annoying. I literally have to stand next to her pet her while she is eating or she won't eat at all.
But I love her, she's cute
Jose Gutierrez
Kys for even thinking about it. Your cat loves you and wants your affection just as you long some unpure roastie's
Joshua Diaz
*silence* *pitter patter* silence* *silence* silence* *pitter patter* *silence* *silence* *crunch noises* *pop noises* *pitter patter* *silence* *silence* *pitter patter* silence* *silence* silence* *pitter patter* *silence* *silence* *crunch noises* *pop noises* *pitter patter* *silence* *silence* *pitter patter* silence* *silence* silence* *pitter patter* *silence* *silence* *crunch noises* *pop noises* *pitter patter* *silence* *silence* *pitter patter* silence* *silence* silence* *pitter patter* *silence* *silence* *crunch noises* *pop noises* *pitter patter* *silence* *silence* *pitter patter* silence* *silence* silence* *pitter patter* *silence* *silence* *crunch noises* *pop noises* *pitter patter* *silence* *silence* *silence* *pitter patter* silence* *silence* silence* *pitter patter* *silence* *silence* *crunch noises* *pop noises* *pitter patter* *silence* *silence* *pitter patter* silence* *silence* silence* *pitter patter* *silence* *silence* *crunch noises* *pop noises* *pitter patter* *silence* *silence* *pitter patter* silence* *silence* silence* *pitter patter* *silence* *silence* *crunch noises* *pop noises* *pitter patter* *silence*
>tfw don't even own a pet
Luis Jones
God I hate these little rat fucks
Joseph Jackson
whenever i see one on the street i wonder how far it would go if i punt it
Ian Carter
>mommy feeds me from spoon and takes me out to poop
Thomas Johnson
chchchchcCHCHCHCHCHCHchch
chchchcCHCHCHCHCHCHchch
chchCHCHCHCHCHchchch
chchchCHCHCHCHCHchchch
chchchchcCHCHCHCHCHCCHCchch
Aiden Rogers
My cat likes to chew on plastic bags and other plastic things.
But if you grab a plastic bag so that it makes noises, he runs away terrified.
Gabriel Thompson
My cat is similar in that he loves to chew on the tape on cardboard boxes
Leo Stewart
My cat knows how to open a door, he just doesn't have the thumbs for it, you know? I will walk over to a door, stand on his back feet, and tap at the doorknob. He'll sometimes use two paws on different sides, trying real hard to twist it. Just can't get a grip on it though.
Aiden Diaz
meow meow meoow meow meeoow
bboew bbb moow
maow meow bbb bbb mow mow
meow maow mer bbbb bb maow meow meow mow maow mow meow bbb maow moaw meow
Jaxson Ramirez
thp thp thp thp thp thp thp thp thp thp thp
Eli Myers
tzeet
Angel Peterson
The sound of an insect trapped between a window and blinds terrifies me
Nicholas Green
I want to make noises with this cat right here.
10/10 would smash
Angel Scott
Quality thread 11/10
Asher Edwards
My cat would sit in the doorway so she didn't have to decide.
Ian Rodriguez
This is the comfiest thread in Jow Forums right now. Welcome to our shithole, aminal frens.
Cameron Taylor
Dumb people on this thread who think it's about their cats.
This thread is about ANIMAL NOISES!
Lincoln Thomas
*kek noises* *(you) noises*
Daniel Taylor
>cat headbutts his head on my hand
Alexander Martinez
SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP FUCKING BARKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP SCRATCHING AT THE DOOR STOP PISSING ON THE FLOO R AHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LEAVE ME ALONE BE GOOD AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DONT AHHHHHHHHHHHH I WISH I NEVER HAD A DOG AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jackson Lopez
>frustrated noises from Jow Forums saying my posts are not original.
It's original to meeee!
Tyler Fisher
Badadom tish tish dom bom tish bada dom tish domdom tissshh bom bom dom badadum tissh
Meow! tish bum bom dum tish
Joshua Phillips
>cat always stays in yard, extremely loving and trusting
>will BOLT into the house if I shake treats
>big cat, peak physical condition, one of the most intelligent cats I've ever met
>nowhere to be found today
>can't hear his collar bell even if I shake treats
Why do the very few good things in my life have to go to shit like this? Why can't I just have a peaceful life without this constant barrage of misfortune and bullshit?
At times it feels like I'm being purposefully fucking toyed with by some otherwordly metaphysical entity that's trying to make me feel hope only to smash it through absolute fucking bullshit coincidence. I'm so tired.
Cooper Smith
truly this website is a place rife with white supremacy and racism
Easton Lewis
Don't get a cat
Josiah Wilson
lmao user thank you for posting this. It's so much fun reading it while making the sounds, lmao
Cooper Lopez
You don't understand, the only way he would not be here is if he's dead or someone took him.
James Butler
>letting your cat outside
This was entirely your fault. I bet the 1 or 2 birds left in a mile radius around your house are fucking glad your cat's gone.
Zachary Garcia
The only birds here are shitty fucking seagulls. I'm glad he killed them regularly.
Juan Murphy
Fight fight fight!
Then have sex
Colton Diaz
shutt up bird faggot
Jaxson Robinson
>Moist grandma noises
Sebastian Allen
Don't come near my food you little piece of shit
John Diaz
A thread can be about several things at the same time.
Parker Green
SQUEEEEEEK SQUEEEEEEK SQUEEEEEEK SQUEEEEEEK SQUEEEEEEK SQUEEEEEEK SQUEEEEEEK SQUEEEEEEK SQUEEEEEEK SQUEEEEEEK SQUEEEEEEK SQUEEEEEEK SQUEEEEEEK SQUEEEEEEK SQUEEEEEEK SQUEEEEEEK
Aaron Taylor
Especially when I go in the bathroom
Worst is when she wants out mid poo
Angel Moore
>cat scratches at bedroom door at 4 am
>ugh fine, but only because it woke me up and its driving me mad
>drag myself out of bed and open the door
>cat runs away
>repeat
Benjamin Price
Originally wholesome as fuck
Good night user and cat
Easton Lee
Lol poor thing just wants to get laid
Aiden Richardson
Lil fuckers were gathering for a meeting in my backyard. Thankfully just one of them was making noise.
Alexander Nguyen
*chomp* *chomp* *chomp**chomp**chomp**chomp*
MMMEEEEEeeee
*chomp* *chomp*
MEEEEEEEE *chomp**chomp**chomp**chomp*
UUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Evan Ramirez
*MUH DICK OOO OOO-OOO OOO OOO OOO-OOO-OOO MUH DICK SHEEEEEIT NIGGA SUCKA BLM MUH DICK WE WUZ KANGZ RACISM WHITE PRIVILEGE*
Thomas Clark
>mom goes to work early in the morning and leaves the dog inside my room so he won't be alone
>kick him out as soon as I'm not sleepy enough to notice him
>he starts scraping at the door
fucking hate dogs so much can't wait to move out
Ian Lee
Cats are so fucking annoying. I was unfortunate to house this cat one night I assume it was one of my neighbors cat but it was late at night and raining so I let it in to laundry, put some food next to an old pillow and left it there till the morning. I let it out and it came back for weeks everyday every fucking day, would sit outside the door meowing for fucking hours getting louder and louder till it didn't even sound like a meow but a fucking "WOOOOOOUUUMMMMM"
I swear to god I wanted to kick that cat so fucking hard that it would go flying several blocks away from my house, it would just not fuck off I don't even like cats that much, I literally felt like I was been punished.
David Butler
If he kills himself his cat won't have him anymore though
Angel Bailey
*shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop* *shlop*
Nathan Butler
I work as a vet
People come in complaining about their cats meowing, but having food, and not being happy being pet, still meowing
>How often do you play with your cat
>Oh, not that often, maybe once every few days
Bruh the things bored to death. Get it some toys, get the thing active, it'll be way happier.
9/10 bad cat experiences are from owners who neglect play. These aren't dogs, happy to just sit all day. These are hunters that need a lot of attention and activity.
Jordan Gray
Who the fuck sells an animal to a normalfaggot anyway, they don't have time for them. The amount of people I see with dog these days and none of them are trained a bit.
Aiden Bennett
>be sleeping with my don on me
>dog hears something
>stomps by dick in and jumps off my face
My dog is a pitbull blue tick mix
Ethan Williams
Welfare
GIBS ME DATS SHIT
DAZ IS MANE WITEBOY
RAYYYYCIST
MUH KEEDS N SHEEEIT
MUH SLAVERY N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIT
FUK THE POLEECE FOO
Benjamin James
flies and nats are living proof that no God could possibly exist