Invite mate from college to watch a film

>invite mate from college to watch a film
>watching a film in my room (some old 50's film)
>film ends and he asks me what I want to do now
>say I don't know
>notice that he's looking at me very intently
>"why are you looking at me like that dude?"
>the fag literally leans in and fucking kisses me
>our lips were together for a good while because it happened so fast that I was paralyzed and didn't know what to do
>shove him off me
>"dude wtf why did you kiss me?"
>turns red and says he has to go

He left 2 hours ago and I'm beyond bewildered. I've never been kissed on the lips before r9k. Why didn't I react faster ? I SWEAR I'm not a fag anons, you believe me right ?

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>inviting a MAN to watch a movie in your ROOM
Keep lying to yourself, OP.

BUT THERES LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT, I SWEAR IM NOT GAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJSHSHSHDUDNFNFJEB

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this, anyone who's not autistic would immediately assume it's for gay shit
plus the fact that they're watching an old movie, that's even more gay

it's over for you user , you might as well start taking it up the ass

BUT OLD MOVIES ARE COMFYYYYY, WHY DOES THAT MAKE IT MORE GAY

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you're gay now OP, gg no re

yeah you just wanted to get comfy with your gay friend in your bed. Did you lay under the blankets with him too?

I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GAY, HE NEVER MENTIONED ANYTHING AND WAS STRAIGHT AS FAR AS I COULD TELL. THIS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, THIS FAGGOT LITERALLY BAMBOOZLED ME

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I suggest you invite him over to play smash bros or something, and have some non-gay competition where whoever loses has to jack the other guy off, in a platonic way. Just make it clear that it's not a gay thing.

THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES user! I don't mind being friends with the guy or hanging out because I'm not a homophobic person, but this fag practically raped my lips with no consent. If he promises not to do it again I'll hang out with him.

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OP. If you care about being gay, thats just how fragile your masculinity is. It happened, he initiated, you didnt and you dont reciprocate. There.i saved your fragile masculinity. You're not gay. Faggot.

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did you enjoy it at all, user?

A little bromance never hurt anyone, OP.

You're right, theres nothing gay about a little brojob. Nut in his mouth, nohing gay about that. You are straight, not gay remember

> man is raped and violated
> robots side with faggotry
Never change

>raped and violated
it's just a kiss you retard

Is he cute OP? In a non-gay way?

This is so cute senpai, invite me to the wedding

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Was it a 1950s musical with lots of colorful dancing.

Because if so I have some bad news for you...

You liked it op just admit it

Not sure if you're roleplaying or whatever. I'm socially inept and will go to a movie with one male friend every once in a while. It's never been sexual or anything but, looking back, I'm not sure whether they were interested in something like that or not. I've never looked at it that way before.

it's different if you've known them for a long time, and you know they're straight. Obviously this guy didn't know the guy well enough

>>our lips were together for a good while because it happened so fast that I was paralyzed and didn't know what to do

Keep telliing yourself that, also lmao you could get your dick sucked, you are not retarded enough to think a female mouth is different than a male onem right?

>your first kiss was with a gay nigga
fucking screaming

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I had a experience like this
>have a small friend group in hs
>one tough dude, me, and skinny fruitcake guy
>we'll focus on the fruitcake
>really white, kinda cut, good hair
>star wars the force awakens is coming out soon and he's on a star wars bender
>i've always been a SW fan so we're both hyped
>we go to my place to watch RoTS
>play wresting on couch while anakin roasts general grievous
>he ends up laying on top of me
And breathing really softly on my neck
>says he want to see if ii'm skinny enough to have a V-cut on my hip.
>really lame excuse to get to touch my dick
>I'm dumb as hell and let him go for it
>he gets me hard giving a handy through my pants

Contd in pt.2

In b4 you turn into one of those trap fags

It's perfectly reasonable to feel confused if he came onto you first. Honestly shouldnt be asking r9k, that's a you question. If you say your not gay, you're not gay and you dont have to prove it either.

Use him as a slam hog

w-where's part 2

>he's massaging my dingus while I zone out because im such a huge incel i dont realise im in a sexual situation
>don't know how to return the favor, try lightly kissing his neck
>cant tell if he likes it
>he gets sick o the foreplay
>rears up and pulls me with him and we start undoing each others belts
>I start giving him a handjob and he lets go of mine
>feel he's about to cum and i dont want jizz on my moms couch
>flip his dick back inside his underwear and let him cum on my hand
>kiss him on the cheek and we go to the bathroom to wash up.
The next day at school he acted like we never met. I have more stories with this guy if anyone cares

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yeah you gay user

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i'm not even gay, but continue my dude

Fuck it dawg post ur fagg stories i cant sleep and that was a crazy ass story

The mate's exploring his love and sexuality. If you're sure you're not into that, then text him tomorrow saying so and move on. You don't have to question it if it's not your thing. He can still appreciate you for who you are as long as you accept who he is.

Well youre a fag now time to get TOPPED
see you at pride homo

>star wars force awakens
>high school
Am I really getting that old

Aight i got a couple more with the same guy

>flash forward a couple years and the carnival is in town
>fruitcake hits me up on FB messenger wanting to hang out
>im still a basement dweller so I refuse but then he sends another message
"Guess you don want dick then"
>debate with myself whether im gonna do this or what
>hits me with another message
"Pick me up"
>like a dog i go at his beck and call
>I pick him up so he can dick me up
>i dont realise this at the time
>we head way toward the outskirts of town real boonies area
>were turning back towards town and he drops a bomb on me
"Soooo wanna blow me?"
Contd here inna sec

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I know you're just larping because it's just such a perfect story. I'M NOT GEY I SWARES IT lulz such a great setup for laughs, many user laughed at your fake story.

If it's real just accept that you're gay/bi and move on.

Pt.3 lmao
>I look him in the eyes for a second that feels like a eternity
>and I accept
"Haha good I'm already kind of hard, user"
>we crawl up in the backseat and I get to undo his pants
>his bulge centimeters from my face
> im kind of laying down on the back seat with my chest and up over his cock
> I stroke him a couple of time in disbelief
> and then I wet my tongue and drag it on the length of his shaft, base to head.
>from there i suck his head and go for a deepthroat.
>im not versed at it whatsoever so I on half shaft it
>he pushes my head down forcing his dick down my throat, sasha grey style
> he pulls me back up for air and throws my mouth back over his cock
Repeat as needed
>then i give each nut a kiss
He says "I wanna fuck, user"
>pulls me of his dick with two dominative dick slaps to my cheek drool goin down my chin.

Next we tried anal for the first time

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Thats gay ?
I was watching movies with a friend while we took GHB pretty often. It was fun and nothing gay about it... just some innocent GHB and Movies

aw fuck I wish that was me
I wanna be more intimate with my video game bro

you're letting someone smaller than you be on top?

I was about 5'9 and 155 and he was like 5'10 but waaayyy lighter like 130-140

>Going out for a few beers with your mate

Not gay

>Inviting your mate over to watch a movie

Gay

It would only not he gay if your were mates for years and you were bored so you watched a film. Still gay though if you actually invite them around with the purpose of watching a film.

inb4 everyone knows OPs friend is a fag but OP is too autistic to remember all the signs
I bet he has a huge amount of female friends

P4 ill make this one a little more detailed
>he wants me to ride him
>so i pull my pants off and straddle him
>his hands are on my ass before im even over him
>groping and spreading me wide for himself
>i feel him hot dog me with his still drool soaked dick
>his dick's his brushes my angus and i get a shudder across my body
>he prods my ass and i try not to shake too aggresively
>but we're at a bad angle and all he can manage is getting his head to penetrate me
"Let's try doggy"
>i get off him and spit into my hand so i can lube him brielfy disturbed that he was inside me a second ago
>i assume the position and he has another go at me
>the penetration hurts, bad
>after a second were on the road his cock is my guest now
>at this point he's about halfway in me and he pushes the rest of the way in, it still hurts
>the rest is a blur all i hear is my ass being dominated by a guy who is basically a paper wafer
>it starts to feel good after the 4th or 5th thrust
>by the time im into it i feel his dick throb a couple of times and he sighs
>he pulls out and i see cum dribble out of myself onto my backseat, that image is burned into my mind forever now.
"You can take me home now" he says spryly
>i can barely sit in the driver seat
>i drop him off at his dads and he gives me a long look before gettin out of the car.
I go home and think about what i just did

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am i gay if this made me chub up a bit? no homo tho

Do you feel ashamed at what you did? Did he ever contact you again or is he just another promiscous faggot?

Yes

you might as well invite a friend over to watch a film at this stage

Its probably alright
I have really mixed feeling about it and he does fuck around but he tries to talk to me every once in a while i try not to be gay now after having a crisis of identity over it

Dude, that's gay and you're a faggot.

If you get a chubb reading a story about gays then it's gay I can't see how it would be otherwise? Please explain?

If its any consolation I never let a guy make me cum

yeah probably, fuck it sure at this point lol