Anons, how do some of you learn to cope with your micro penis? I need a dose of empathy

Anons, how do some of you learn to cope with your micro penis? I need a dose of empathy

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That is not a micro penis you dolt...

Literally BEGGING YOU to stop fucking posting cocks every 5 seconds.
Your obsession with cocks is fucking annoying as fuck and I'm sick to fucking death of seeing 10 cocks every fucking time I come to this fucking board.
Fuck off.

I mean that's not super big but it looks like it'd be yummy to suck on it

Nice little sprinkle of jizz you fucking jizzlet

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Lmao cope.
Truth.

>with your micro penis?
I don't think 9 inches are small.

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I have had my body rocked by literal micropenises, like the kind that barely come above the fat pad on the mons. I have had bad times with huge horse cocks.

And just the same, I've had bad times with small guys and great times with huge guys. I know they say "size doesn't matter," but let me confirm that it's 100% true. If you've got technique, it does not matter what you're swinging.

That dick looks so yummy btw. But a total jizzlet.
I would love to lose my virginity with this big dick.

The struggle isn't worth it! It feels better to get a nice stubby one that hits all the right spots with each thrust.

Stop being a promiscuous whore and maybe your opinion will count

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Pic related: this is you, user.

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How is one rocked by something that can't even penetrate

have you tried any penis extension stuff? i respect VERY VERY few people intellectually on this board, but the ones i do strongly advocate penis extension. i heard its something like .5" to 1" per 6 months of regular extension. google "pegym" or whatever

personally im 5.75x5.75 but ive accepted dying a virgin. if i was going to lose my virginity however then yes i would try it

its so stupid how much you have to compete in 2019 with hypergamy. you have to be some perfectly looking rich dude with a thick long dick, social media, fucking everything

the singularity cant come soon enough

Fingers, mouths, wrestling and grinding. Get the toys, get the gear. Let me work my tongue over that thing while your balls slap my chin. There's a lot of fun to be had that doesn't include penetration.

How dare you! I'm a bear, I'm a BIG faggot.

Never.

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That's misleading, you weren't rocked by cock more by fingers then

I'm saying cock isn't a necessary component to the rocking. If you focus entirely on cock and getting off, you're in for a bad time. The secret to good sex is to enjoy the experience.

If you cum twice, once, or not at all. If he's 9, 6, 3, or 0 inches. There is fun to be had.

>cope

go on in full selfdestruction mode you idiot.

You have to give up on being attractive to woman as a major life goal.

more concerned about being a cutfag

>The average American man's penis size is 5.6 inches (14.2 centimeters)
>Straight men are as aroused by penises as homosexuals, neuroscientists have found in one of the largest studies of internet porn habits
>Just 15 percent of women reported dissatisfaction with their partner's penis size, while 45 percent of men wanted a larger penis
>The study also gathered some revealing insights into women's porn searches finding that, unlike men, they generally prefer erotic stories to visuals
>"The four body parts that both straight and gay men are wired to find sexually interesting are: chests, butts, feet and penises. Heterosexual men are very interested in looking at penises, especially large penises."
>Orgas said heterosexual men searched for penises almost as often as they search for vaginas and out of the top 35,000 most popular adult sites, roughly 1000 were devoted to large penises
>"This interest is perhaps inherited from our primate ancestry: chimpanzees, monkeys, and bonobos use their penis as a prominent and versatile social instrument, to signal aggression, to indicate dominance, to mark territory, and to indicate sexual interest,"

origami

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you are just fat my friend
lift and get lean. you are white, there is no reason for you to be incel

I think this is right. Mine is 6.75 or almost 7 if I bone press it hard enough, and 5 inches around. My two friends in high school were about the same size as me - I saw them during drunken times. One said he measured and he said he could only get up to 6 exactly, so apparently when I say they were about the same size as me, I'm delusional about the size of my penis. I saw a few other guys and they were smaller than mine as well - probably around the 5.6 inch mark.

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wipe down your table you slob

What's the problem with having a short dick? Just fuck smaller girls then

>just limit your dating pool by 80% lol
>he thinks small girls can't take 7+ inches
user you're a genius

Don't got a staff hidden in my pants, so I will just get one to carry around in my hands.

God damn that's small, is that 5 inches? I had about the same microdick when I was 14, checked at my eighteenth birthday and hit 7.6 inches, hoping to get to 8 inches by the time I'm 20. Would kms if I had a micropenis like that desu...

If that's your dick that is NOT 7 inches nigga. I'm 6'0" with normal hand size, and I can put two hands on my dick with the tip peeking as a 7.5' bro, you barely fit two hands, that's like 5.5 inches max.

It's 6.75 bone pressed. Believe it or not. You must have small hands.