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Is 7.5 inches considered hung?

Whatup my bros. Working out and going for that pornstar look. Hardest part is legitimately getting the food down.

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can I be here with my 2 inches?

Tfw no UK bf to fuck with my 9 inch

>tfw my ex came to visit from out of town
>we fuck but have to stop because I'm too big
>can barely get the head of my dick in, stroking in and out without deep dicking her
>feels good, go for a deep stroke
>stops me instantly, tells me we need to take a break and that I might tear her like last time
Girls tapping out has become so common for me that I don't give a fuck anymore.

Did anybody else have their sexuality corrupted by cuck porn? I keep fantasising about stealing women from guys.

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I fantasize about being the pathetic cuck even though my dick is 7 inches

Is 7 inches considered hung?

The idea that femanons deserve big dicks is a myth. They're shit in bed. Can't into blowjobs or anal. Just stay at home and mastrubrate.

Bruh you just suck at fucking

>Girl can't handle a deep dicking without having to cry and tap out
>Y-YOU SUCK AT FUCKING

No the girl sucks at fucking.

My dick is big enough that no one would ever call it small but it's just half an inch under what would be considered big. Just like my height. I'm 5'10, so no one would call me short but I'm only 2 inches away from being a 6 ft fetish.

8 inches bone pressed at five foot nine here. Hi.

That's shitty behavior and you will suffer in your time for it. Only weak, insecure people try to make others less. People who are actually good lift up and inspire others.

>be me
>tfw 6 inch dick
>tfw can last at least 1 hour at minimun
>had sex with a fembot once for 2 hours and a bit more
>currently working out to last even more for when I have sex again
>into really rough stuff in bed

>8" dick
>will never get to use it because I'm only into femdom

Yes, I'm sure that's the reason.

How do I bring up my big peepee in a conversation with a girl without being like this youtube.com/watch?v=us5MGEL5W34

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I do lift up and inspire others because I've been very successful recently. I'm also more soft-hearted and kind than most people. Which is strange because deep down I'm fucked up and cynical from years of poisoning my mind with social media. Ultimately I just know what it feels like to hurt.

I just have this repressed sadistic streak I have no outlet for other than bullying brainlets. I just want to fuck somebodies girl and her know that she's shallow and have him know that she prefers me.

If anything insecurity is what's holding me back from being a shittier person because I don't think I can get away with it. The more confident I get as a person the more I want to destroy the men around me. I'm not enough of an asshole to fuck with somebody for no reason but holy fuck would I love for one of the onions chugging manlets surrounding me to give me an excuse to steal their girl. Would cause way more drama than it was probably worth though and I don't think I could pull it off in the first place.

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I'd just be open user trying to be coy about my big dick for the sake of appearances never worked for me. In hindsight I wish I joined the swim team and bought a neon green speedo and fucked some weird girl who watched too much porn and got a fetish.

How big is her dong?

if you have a huge dick then you literally have no reason to still be a virgin

If you have a few hundreds bucks for a whore you have no reason to become a virgin but this board gets butthurt and goes "BuT WhAT If I GeT ARreSTeD?!" despite the fact they're more likely to die in a car accident on their way to the whore.

I'm a virgin with a big dick because I have the 'tism something fierce and I'm modest because being aggressively sexual has always worked out badly for me. If nobody knows you have a sexy body why would they be interested in it?

I have a 6 inch dick and not a virgin but lets be honest, no girl would fuck an ugly autist with a big dick, look are above that,

>tfw insecure about my cock even though he's 9 inches big

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Hey big dick anons don't wear underwear. It lives way more room down there so it's more comfy. gives you a bigger bulge too and that's all we have going for us. Fuck modesty.

Just rape em

Always works

so this is what tall hung guys think about all day

I think that's just him. Personally I think about comic books and lindybeige videos all day.

>Only ever had sex once via Tinder
>She stopped me after a couple minutes
All in all, very dissappointing. Dont know what incels are complaining about.

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>tfw grower
Its such a curse. I behave like I have a pin dick but its 8 inch when hard.

>bots
>having sex
Jow Forums normie-regulars should be rounded up and shot

I can absolutely attest to this, very true and insightful post.
Girls will immediately fuck you if you tell them you have a big dick, it happened to me hundreds of times.
>be 5'4" fat and bald manlet with acne scars, lumbar lordosis and misaligned teeth
>walk up to 10/10 literal goddess fashion model, her legs are so long they reach up to my chest
>"h-hey, wanna have intercourse? my penis is 8 inches long and quite thick too"
>"oh heyyy! your stutter is cute and I love midgets!!!"
>20 minutes later we're at my 90 sq feet apartment which I haven't cleaned in 5 years
>"so user, do you want to fuck me between the pissbottles and unwashed dishes on the floor, or on the mouldy bed?"
>decide on the bed, quickly whisper to my room cockroach to fuck off and give us the bed, give him a quarter for his efforts
>fuck her for 2 hours straight while sweating profusely
>"oh yes user, this is so much better than just using a large dildo, the extra black mould on the wall, your sickly frame, greasy hair, shiny bald scalp and onion breath really add that special feel and elevate this experience to the next level"
many such cases

Jow Forums is normie now faggot, has been since the elections

can I make fun of you for have a huge floppy horsedick

>I keep fantasising about stealing women from guys.
That's a pretty universal fantasy

>Get super horny and post my dick to the
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>get a couple comments on my post
>even get a dm from a black girl
>we cybered for a couple hours
>she showed me her tits and pussy
>was pretty cash money
I love being white and hung

Please don't be a trap please don't be a trap

>tfw small 6 inch long wiener but 6 inch girth
chodebros represent

Source origgiggigiginilino?

>can I make fun of you for have a huge floppy horsedick
No because that would be gay.

It doesn't fucking matter how large you when you're a goddamn cutlet I have a fucking 19 cm girthy as my wrist monster dong AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN I'M IN HER BECAUSE THOSE FUCKING JEWS STOLE MY FUCKING HUMAN RIGHT OF ENJOYABLE SEX I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WON'T LET MYSELF BREATHE MY FINAL BREATH BEFORE I CUT THE LIFE FROM AT LEAST TWO JEWS I'M FUCKING KLLING THEM

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i love wearing basketball shorts and no underwear. the cloth perfectly wraps around your dick and you can see the indent of the head and when you walk it swings from side to side and its great

5 inch reporting. Barely made the cut off haha

Probably cause you suck at turning her on. If you can't even get the head in, you are doing something wrong.

fucking kek, thanks man

most girls describe a big dick as one thats girthier than a toilet paper tube and longer than a dollar bill

>7.5 8 on a good day
>average girth
>ugly so nobody has seen it