Yeah, I’m a life guard. I guard the life

youtube.com/watch?v=ZGJ9wuk_Yyw

fucking love it

-No he's not.
Yeah, he is drowing.
-No he's not drowning.
He needs...help...
-He's uhh...doin-doing safe. Can't be drowing.
He is drow- He is drowning!
-No, no what he just likes it in there, right?
No he doesn't like it in there!
-What about me? Ok? Who's gonna take care of my snowman if I drowned?
I'll take care of your snowman!
-You don't know what the snowman likes! I know the snowman! You can get him yourself!

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Oh..You just wait till I get over there, You just wait till I get over there, You just wait till I get over there, You just wait till I get over there!

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-You're not gonna get over here, You're not gonna get over here, You're not gonna get over here, You're not gonna get over here!

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*Huff* Just..Just forget it.
-Oh trust me that won't be hard. Okay, come on snowman, let's go-

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zozzleing in my chair over here ZOL

-Snowman!? Snowman! Snowman, what are you doing up there? No snowman it's too high! You can't swim you just have sticks for arms! No snowman! No snowman!

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LIFE
You can say it started when I was a kid. My folks used to say I was different, but not like the others.

*Plunk*

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*Sobbing* Water...He fell-...Snowman?

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Snowman can you hear me? Grab onto the floatie! Grab it snowman it's not too late! It's not too late for you to grab onto the floaaatieeeee *Descends into incoherent sobbing*

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No...

I'm coming to save you snowman! I'm coming to save the day!

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*Crunch*

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*Splat*

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B A S E D

:O