Red flags for guys unrelated to looks/body/face/genitals

>he isn't passionate about his career
>he doesn't enjoy his job
>he wants to retire one day (indicates laziness)
>he eats chicken tenders or drinks anything with sugar in iy
>he drinks alcohol at all
>he doesn't take his vitamins
>he doesn't love to travel
>he doesn't know how to make lasagna
>he is afraid of other people seeing him naked
>he doesn't shave his facial hair daily
>he can't run 10 miles without stopping
>he eats fast food ever
>he doesn't know how to hunt and process his own food
>he can't fix a car by himself
>he doesn't have a university degree
>he has any debt
>his credit score isn't perfect

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>he is retired

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t.boomer boss

What about this tag? How does he fair by your standards?

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>he doesn't know how to make lasagna

This one is oddly specific

>^How about this fag
Fuck I'm getting retarded by the day

>he isn't passionate about his career
I am Its my dream job after all
>he doesn't enjoy his job
Refer above
>he wants to retire one day (indicates laziness)
Nope
>he eats chicken tenders or drinks anything with sugar in iy
Its literally water, lemon water and tea is all i drink
>he drinks alcohol at all
I drink to expand my pallet not to get drunk helps when you cook.
>he doesn't take his vitamins
Every day
>he doesn't love to travel
I travel a bit. Plus im from Japan and live in Florida
>he doesn't know how to make lasagna
I do
>he is afraid of other people seeing him naked
Refer to Japanese
>he doesn't shave his facial hair daily
I do
>he can't run 10 miles without stopping
Cardio is big gay but I can.
>he eats fast food ever
Fuck off Culvers and Krunchy Chicken are great
>he doesn't know how to hunt and process his own food
Its not hard thats like what I do for a hobby on the weekends
>he can't fix a car by himself
Ive been working on cars since I was 8
>he doesn't have a university degree
Why would I glorious blue collar unionized tradesman here
>he has any debt
refer to above
>his credit score isn't perfect
refer to above

Doesnt make me any different from anybody. But thanks for entertaining me.

The only people who could do all of that are 35 year old white men in the Midwest or Appalachia. It is unreasonable to expect an 18 year old Jow Forums browser to even do less than 2/3 of these red flags.

Yuck. Do not want

I'm gonna run through this list for myself

>he isn't passionate about his career
I love my work and I'm self-employed, so that goes without saying
>he doesn't enjoy his job
See above
>he wants to retire one day (indicates laziness)
If I can scale the software I'm working on the side to a point where I can fuck off and not work maybe more than a few hours a day, then fuck, bring it on
>he eats chicken tenders or drinks anything with sugar in it
Nope, and I haven't since I was fat
>he drinks alcohol at all
Fuck you, this is my one (1) vice
>he doesn't take his vitamins
I take supplements for fitness that sit
>he doesn't love to travel
Sure but you aren't going to get a free ticket until I can afford it.
>he doesn't know how to make lasagna
Italian food is for wops
>he is afraid of other people seeing him naked
I love it actually. I get to show off my physique
>he doesn't shave his facial hair daily
I can't grow a beard anyway
>he can't run 10 miles without stopping
Not even close
>he eats fast food ever
ONLY if I'm blackout drunk and the girl I'm with wants chick fil a at 2 am
>he doesn't know how to hunt and process his own food
Depends on what's being hunted. I live in south FL and I've hunted pythons and boars down there, but those aren't very good to eat
>he can't fix a car by himself
Yep
>he doesn't have a university degree
Starting senior year
>he has any debt
Nope
>his credit score isn't perfect
Kys I'm only 21

Bruh i had a 780 at 20. Shits not that hard. Granted that op doesnt know what "perfect credit" is.

What's wrong with him? Don't you think he's handsome?

Well i just have it all. Basically, I am a walking huge red flag. Do I still get the Princess?

>he wants to retire one day (indicates laziness)
lol keep working for the kikes while i hustle on localbitcoins

No i don't. He looks like homo erectus

Well, apart from being in college to get this 4 year degree requiring me to drink and pay off some debt shortly after
I can't fix a car or run 10 miles straight, but everything else looks good.

Hopefully, out of the military once college is out of the way I can pay off the debt as soon as possible and maybe buy a car that I'll inevitably have to learn how to fix by myself. Can't you give me a chance?

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>he doesn't take his vitamins
>he doesn't say his prayers
>he doesn't believe in himself

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>He doesn't know how to make lasagna
Lmfao user did you get teased by your gf for not knowing how to make lasagna?

you piss out 99% of the vitamins you moron.
way to fall for another jewish trick

Not OP but i dont care for lasagna. I can eat it but i wouldn't unless i was hungry and had no choice

Too pasta-y. Also i dont like tomato sauce really

>you piss out 99% of the vitamins you moron.
you don't actually think this, do you mongo?

Not the larper (OP) but you sound like a good man, user.

i disagree with a good number of these, but the passion one is a big for me. if he isn't passionate about something (sitting in his mom's basement all day playing vidya, watching animoo, and fapping.. sorry those don't count fellas, you have to actually be serious about something. and no, i don't mean your 5,000+ waifu figurine collection) that's a huge red flag for me
other red flags include:
alcohol/drug use
alt-political views of any kind
atheism
hyper-sexuality
non monogamous
unable to be open/communicate easily
brags too much about things or shows other signs of insecurity
serious mental illnesses
unable to respect boundaries
lack of interest in my life and sharing his life with me
inability to grow the relationship further

What chick fil a is open at 2 am? That shit would blow my McDonald's habit out of the water

who the fuck doesn't know how to make lasagna

>if he isn't passionate about something (sitting in his mom's basement all day playing vidya, watching animoo, and fapping.. sorry those don't count fellas, you have to actually be serious about something. and no, i don't mean your 5,000+ waifu figurine collection) that's a huge red flag for me
What if he is passionate about something but it would never make him money at all? Or give him any fame? But he loves it and would do it daily if he could

>racist or sexist
>has ever unironically browsed /pol
>uses gel in his hair
>watches cartoons
>wears graphic tshirts

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that really depends. i genuinely believe you can make money doing almost anything you're passionate about. i think i'd really prefer he bring in income of some kind at least (f. ex i have a friend who trades bitcoin online) just to be fair about finances, but a cute happy househusband who does something productive that he's passionate about i might not mind. but none of that weird mommy neet stuff, he'd genuinely have to be doing something worth doing.

Guys. I recommend you completely ignore women until you're 25ish at the earliest.
if you take away their makeup, they are barely fuckable lunatic chimps who can't string a logical thought together.
Get on with life and do what you enjoy. They're going to hit 28 and come begging as the wall and genetic termination looms. Also, don't marry them when they do, cos they just want your money.

kek what the fuck are those retarded red flags which makes 99.999% of the population (for both men and women) undesired for you
I'm not sure if you are genuinely retarded of just a larping NEET obese who likes making other people insecure

anyone who says "big gay" cannot run 10 miles. post body

why are you replying this to me
i don't wear makeup other than mascara and i don't need your money, i have my own job and i'm debt free

Duh.
It sounded like the post of a barely fuckable lunatic chimp.
Nothing personal.

hehh, nothing personal , kiddo......

>he isn't passionate about his career
I don't care about my job, but I'm content with it
>he doesn't enjoy his job
same as above
>he wants to retire one day (indicates laziness)
who doesn't?
>he eats chicken tenders or drinks anything with sugar in iy
only fruit juice
>he drinks alcohol at all
drunkenness is bad, but a drink every now and again can be enjoyable
>he doesn't take his vitamins
sufficient vitamins are in the foods you eat if you have a healthy diet
>he doesn't love to travel
fuck travel, it's a waste of time and money
>he doesn't know how to make lasagna
I do, but lasagna is disgusting
>he is afraid of other people seeing him naked
men and women should be modest at all times, I don't even wear shorts in public
>he doesn't shave his facial hair daily
can barely grow facial hair, so why would I shave more than once a week?
>he can't run 10 miles without stopping
not in record time, but definitely can run a half marathon
>he eats fast food ever
gross
>he doesn't know how to hunt and process his own food
hunting is pointless in modern society, but I have hunted deer multiple times and cleaned/cooked the meat
>he can't fix a car by himself
never taken my car to a shop
>he doesn't have a university degree
degrees are for underachievers who feel the need to brag about how much they know
>he has any debt
debt is a means of controlling the population, therefore I avoid it entirely
>his credit score isn't perfect
credit is a scam to control the population, debit/cash only

This. Who the fuck doesn't want to retire one day even if they love their job.

He follows his passion in his free time and won't make money from it (unless some really rich person sees his work and donates) but has a full time job doing something he does not like because there is no way to make money doing something he enjoys

i would hope to encourage him in his passions, whatever they are!

You trannies need to fuck off to your containment board.

Nice standards, but you're a fembot on Jow Forums so you're probably fat, ugly and drug addict ;)

>she's not a virgin
All opinions invalidated, count yourself lucky if you get to eat my smegma from the rim of my toilet seat.