/britfeel/

Is that really moni on the bottom right?

Absolute fucking legend lad

Amazing film, right? One of my favs.
RIP Satoshi Kon

*gets the best mans number*

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WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UHH UHH UHH MAHAHAHAHAH LUUUUUUUU

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I spoke to a 16 year old too shippy lad. They are boring and the quality of the conversation is incredibly dull. Even 25 year old single mums are more interesting
Your hypothesis is failing matey

first for lids being nice to lods

*slips on banana peel*

*Lifts her out of her chair and breaks her spine over my knee*

>hypothesis
>not a simple gimmick for (you)'s and relevance

Was she a debt free tattooless virgin?

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I sympathise with her. She's gotta live out the one life she has as a deformed monstrosity. A life of rejection, pity and outright hostility. What I can't fucking stand is that some marketing cunt thought it would be cute and progressive to write her in and say she got with the best man.

This instantly conjures up images of this little tard-trike bound butthole wheeling up to the studly young bearded best man, at the reception and moments later rolling away with a knowing wink and a lick of the lips as if we're supposed to be fucking sit there, during fucking tea time, forced to contemplate the allusion that at some point a regular sized bloke and this little afterbirth-in-a-wig will be fucking going at in all filthy and sweaty with his normal sized tadger fucking smashing up against the back of her neck or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends and then we're all supposed to look at each other and say 'wow isn't that so progressive don't we live in such a wonderful age aren't we all so fucking fantastic'.

I wish that little 'goblin' all the best but the sewer-stall runoff that fucking worked up this ad needs taking out into the town square to be beaten by the rotted dicks of every syphilitic beggar available, gang-raped by a gang of impressively large dogs and then forced to watch her own shitty advert for eternity.

The only saving grace of this advert was the disgruntled chort that came out of every single one of my family members as we were subjected to this abomination on, what was otherwise, a pretty capital weekday evening.

Also maltesers can fucking do one. They look like they fell off a black man's diseased dingus

Probably is a gimmick but i'm going along with it any way for the fun of it.

Do feel pretty bad for True Geordie, did make me giggle to read though

>I-I only spoke to her for research

Lmao sod off you nonce.

howling Iad

Ah might be better then. Nice spot o fish n chips? When i get it i always have to have the fish wrapped separately so it doesn't get batter all over the chips. Had a few soggy batter experiences that ruined the meal

Hate this advert so much lad, totally agree. Disabled midgets do NOT get shagged.

Just had a Guinness thyme pie with peas and basil gravy. Nothing too fancy, I could probably eat it everyday.

A new lid/lod alliance is on the horizon.

ya you posted this in the last thread. it's not at all funny. not one bit.
but here's you rotten (you) anyway.

This isa nice post
*gives headpats*

Her looks are the equivalent to the personality of most of the lads on Jow Forums but at least the lads can use their looks to attract someone who'll fuck him off as soon as they realise what he's like, and yet incels still post on here seething about how it's the fault of everyone that they can't get laid.

It boggles the mind.

>not recognising the pasta
how new are you?

guys just saw this image posted on /b/. fucking cracked me up, though you gays would like it too.
>b-bananas are naked
L O L

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No. she is a relative of a friend. Besides, i always speak to them by accident on the likes of omegle.

>he posts pasta's

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Nth for Pees'lubn Andastan'dhin

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*calls elf n safety*

how new are you you fucking fag that's an old Jow Forums meme

had a good crease at this one, most I've laughed for a while. Thanks lad

Lad I'm not being funny but I don't give a fuck about your blog.

Was gonna watch The Mist tonight but more in the mood for a happy film. Any happy films you lods recommend?

>What did you just say about my gf bro?

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'ate cannabis

Luv underage girls

Simple as

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my new fetish lads

Watch American beauty, quality film with a seriously good plot

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I want to see what that sex looks like. How dosen't he feel like a pedo when he's fucking her?

>leopard print tit holders
S L A G

Drawing a blank because all the movies I watch are horror these days

might report a poster here to crimewatch

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>don't give a fuck
>still gives him (you)s

The way he changes the subject when she mentions her boobs. What a virgin.

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Don't forget to ask for the reward code

>2019
>he still cares about (you)'s

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Mmm yes her boobs...

waheeeeey
lovely stuff, lad

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HMMM, IS THAT SIGNATURE POSTING
HMMMMMMMM

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Err, Isle of Dogs?

>Any happy films you lods recommend?
once upon a time in venice

at least he's not this lad (watch from 2:30 onwards)

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Watch that Spiderman Into The Spiderverse film.

Very fun film.

He did it completely naturally and with no awkwardness. Lad's going to grow up to be a top shagger if he can get his patter quality up.

Anyone watching gamescom? I couldn't give a fuck about new games, they're all wank but I've got a morbid curiosity.

What a bitch. She shouldn't lie.

chitty chitty bang bang

or mary poppins

>lad can't take a hint when someone is trying to be nice to him
>what a bitch
pottery

I am. I'm only interest in Japanese (not weeb shit though) and Indie games, and a couple AAA games at most (new DOOM, uh...)

aw she's lovely, feel bad for her having to turn him down

>he fell for the bait
newfag

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Lads, reply to my thread on /tv/.

what do you lads think about scooters?

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She looks like she's suffering

I hate Americans revealing games, the crowds infuriate me with their cheering and clapping
>This new game will only have twice as much DLC and loot box options as the last, not thrice as much like Mr Goldstein wanted!
>"YEAHHHHH WOOOOO! HYPE! EPIC BRO!!!!"

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gay as shit.
fiat panda 100hp's are waaaaay better.

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Take the hint and call her fat already mate, jeez.

YOGI? POOH?
GET YOUR ARSES IN THE RING, IT'S GO TIME!

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Not clicking on any of these videos sorry

God damn that's an ugly car

Cheers /tv/ lads, doubt it'll get traction. Americ u c k s don't watch doctor who. Overestimated the /brit/ population on /tv/.

Thanks for the suggestions, I'm going to go with the Bruce Willis fillum.

That reminds me of back in 6th form we had a super qt Media teacher. She was from NI, but that's not her fault and she had lots of other good qualities. She was mid 20s then but i'm old so she'll be like 40 now. A certain you know who will have gone over.

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she is really nice to be fair

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'ate politics

Luv midgets

Simple as

Wahey lads. Want owt from Deano's?

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>ugly car
>drives a rusty old mondeo
yheah right nonce

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I'd like some horror recs

is this a brit only thread?

Nobody over the age of 9 watches it mate.

Yeah get us a slaaag lad

Had some pills gaba and lemon balm pills delivered today, had one and I've been more relaxed than I can remember in years and couldn't stop smiling.

Can't wait to get addicted or get hit by a bus to bring me back down.

who do you think I am m8?

That sounded like the worst of all the suggestions you mad lad.

What nationality are you lad?

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sick of all the norf cunts in these threads

Got John Goodman and Jason Moama in it too

Yes lad, although passports can be issued in some scenarios.

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>nice
She's leading him on and she's got her tits out.
She's a whore.