If Jow Forums is a family then what roles are the following boards:

If Jow Forums is a family then what roles are the following boards:

1)Jow Forums
2)/s4s/
3)Jow Forums
4)/qa/
5)/b/
6)Jow Forums
7)/p/

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Jow Forums is the retarded child.
Jow Forums is the autist child, product of incest.

1. gay son
2. gay son (girl)
3. gay son chad
4. gay son autistic
5. trap loving gay pedo dad
6. gay son retarded
7. drunk mum

I think it goes

/p/ & pol are parents (p is submissive wife who gets abhsed, pol is drunk dad who doesn't give a fuck about kids)

Bant is son who is beta to the max bc shit upbringing, would've been a school shooter but no money to buy gun

S4S is slut daughter who craves attention bc she gets none at home. She sucks mad dick, and hates her family.

B is successful child who fucked off from the family, but is an outgoing autistic. B has a hard time maintaining relationships thoufh as he did not have good support growing up, also acts very immature. /b/ also loves anything degenerate as it became the norm during his upbringing.

Fit is that uncle who saw what was happening but did nothing. He regrets his decision all the time, especially as he sees that 2/3 of his neice and nephews are fuck up. It reminds him of his childhood and how he did nothing when his family went to shit after his dad died.

Qa is grandmother who started this cycle of hatred after she lost her husband in the war. Once the husband died, she stopped caring for her kids ( fit & pol) and started using substances to escape reality.
Because of her problem, she lost her job and then the house. Fit, pol, and QA had to move to subsidized housing and she became a junkie.

>Jow Forums
The youngest in the family. Easy to surprise and manipulate with anything since you have little time in this world. /s4s/ is usually a big influence on her life.
>[s4s]
Big sister of Jow Forums. Product of a crazy night of partying. Diagnosed with multiple mental disorders due to the substances consumed during the party.
>Jow Forums
I don't frequent Jow Forums. Probably closet homo.
>qa/
A schizophrenic girl who complains about everything. She has imaginary versions of /jp/ and Jow Forums that are trying to tell her what to do.
>/b/
One of the oldest members of the family. He became senile after years of having cancer and now all he thinks about is sex.
>Jow Forums
Guy obsessed with political conspiracies and the NWO. He went crazy after his experiment of controlling Reddit went horribly wrong.
>/p/
I don't frequent /p/.

1. retard baby
2. retard baby
3. retard baby
4. retard baby
5. retard baby
6. retard baby
7. mom

1)Jow Forums The gay, retarded and autistic child that takes after their uncle /b/
2)/s4s/ The child that did okay and now owns a small meme store
3)Jow Forums The guy rents a room in the house
4)/qa/ The caring mother that lives off valium and scotch
5)/b/ The once cool uncle who did cool sht, now a shadow of is former self
6)Jow Forums The edge and autistic teen son. Hates everyone who isn't him
7)/p/ The plain father that works his 9 to 5 and uses his hobby to help him forget his shit life

Oh so you see bant as a female? Interesting family. Who is the parents of this dysfunctional family though

It's funny how alot of replies seem to see /p/ as a parent figure. I wonder why that is.

Okay additional question: which family member would you wanna be

/p/ is a little bit more mature than most boards and is probably one in the few boards that can get a decent job.
Also, I would mind being /b/.

Yeah /p/ is pretty mature, alot of them are sad cunt though, but so is like 95% is Jow Forums & the general population.

I'm a photographer and you'd be surprised how hard it is to get money though

Jow Forums and Jow Forums are Jow Forums parents (with the help of the divine power of Hiro).
moot and a random whore are [s4s] parents.
The rest are moot's children.

...

I'd say /b/ had a hand in the making of Jow Forums, maybe /b/ fucked Jow Forums while Jow Forums watched from a chair in the corner.

Sending this thread back to page one.

bant: autistic mid 20s weeb living in the basement
s4s: prepubescent little sister
fit: jock cousin who could get all the girls but is secretly gay
qa: perverted grandfather
b: 14 year old edgelord bro
pol: politically challenged father
p: mom taking photos to share on her facebook

>Jow Forums
Son, who looks like /b/ and not like his father Jow Forums, legit incest child
>/s4s/
Slutty mom, laughs at its children, doesn't know what molecules are.
>Jow Forums
Retarded DYEL son on steroids, who exercises without a buddy, doesn't eat anything but eggs and onions and occasionally sniffs the farts of his mom.
>/qa/
Intellectual daughter with drug problems
>/b/
Retarded nigger pedo uncle, who takes creepshots when his sister is asleep
>Jow Forums
Insecure jewish husband of /s4s/, he is a closet homosexual who fears that muslims will ravage his anus
>/p/
Castrated grandpa who lives in the basement enjoying his shitty hobbies.

Jow Forums love child of Jow Forums and that slut Jow Forums
/s4s/ bastard rape child of /b/ and Jow Forums
Jow Forums the gay muscleman uncle who diddles the kids
/qa/ the wife of Jow Forums barren and alcoholic
/p/ the downsyndrome daughter of /a/ and /b/s earlier brother sister incest

>Jow Forums
The son of the family. A bi-sexual, self loathing weeaboo that hate frog, but still keeps some as pets, open worships cirno, hate Jow Forums, but is sometime influenced by him
>/s4s/
Daughter, she is very close to Jow Forums, often playing in each others rooms as well a talking regularly, she is energetic, enthusiastic, though a little bit lewd.
>Jow Forums
Recovering robot and wannabe chad, his is a family cousin on Jow Forums's side of the family. Hie enjoy weight lifting, dieting and more weight lifting, he is a closet homo for his friend /fa/, slightly respects/pol/.
>/qa/
Mother of the family and younger sister of /b/, like her brother she is fond of random discussion, but does not tolerate porn. She has in the past engaged in an affair with her brother due to have quite a significant love for him and often replies on him for money to make ends meet. She like anime and games as well as other things. Doesn't remember why she married Jow Forums
>/b/
Uncle to the family and real father to [s4s] and Jow Forums, he was once a very powerful man in his golden age, but now is a bit of a joke, dated around for a while but things ussualy never last past the 3rd date. He is very unpredictable and changes moods constantly, money wise, some weeks he can buy anything, while other weeks he can't even afford the basics, loves cats unconditionally. Still likes anime sometimes, but prefers hentai. Lives in Attic.
>Jow Forums
Father to the family, but not man of the house, Jow Forums is neurotic and suspicious of everyone, especially his (self-proclaimed) nemesis /b/ who he often tries to mess with, but always fails due to /b/'s 6 second attention span. Has an interest in Jow Forums since he never truly got losing /mlpol/. He used to work as a journalist but was asked to leave his position due the content he published, now supports his family with donation from his blog and selling "redpills".
>/p/
A friend of /qa/ sometimes comes by to complain to /qa/ about her daily problems and other boards she doesn't like.

I love this.
This one is also good

Thanks

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