I am so fucking sick and tired of being a 5'9 manlet I could go and fucking split someone's skull open...

I am so fucking sick and tired of being a 5'9 manlet I could go and fucking split someone's skull open. Fuck this piece of shit world.

I have a nice, handsome babyface, a big cock, ridiculously in shape, wicked smart (yes some people actually are intelligent) and it doesn't fucking matter to women. Never their "type". They'd rather hook up with these tall, beer gut, recessed jaw, microdick SLOBS just because they're 6'2. I can't fucking stand it anymore. I haven't had sex in 3 years. Don't give me the "superior genes" shit either. People above 6'1 or so die early, get back and joint problems, and have heart problems because of how hard it is for the heart to pump blood that far. There is zero proof being taller makes you a better hunter or whatever the fuck meme people spew. The only thing it benefits is hand to hand combat (specifically boxing, but this disadvantage disappears when you consider grappling).

You know how rare it is for a tall guy to have the "full package" and a good face? Quite rare, because most tall men have awkward looking elongated faces. I CONSTANTLY FUCKING SEE tall men with thick glasses, gyno, whatever, fucking ugly pieces of shit, with hot girls. I'm so sick of tall pieces of shit and having to hear whores talk about mens' height. If it weren't for my fortunate bisexuality and getting femboy boypussy over imageboards I'd probably go on a shooting spree.

In short (lol), fuck tallfags. I hope they all die miserable deaths. That's it.

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Doesn't matter if I'm the perfect human. I will still lose to a 6'3 crack addicted microdick fat piece of shit in the eyes of women.

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I think its your attitude, user. Come off as threatening and you scare away the gazelles.

Age location discord?
Orogigiano

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I mean you are kinda tall women only want 5'7 and up nowadays

Suddenly gone oof ok
Oreganonono

imagine being so delusional to think you cant get laid because you are 5'9 kek.
i see guys like that with girlfriends all the time so your problem will be elsewhere. but it will be difficult for you to process that.

I'd kill to be 5'9" you fucking retard

>t. 5'5" goblino

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If this is true you must be socially retarded

5'9 is literally A-OK you seething autist

Maybe women don't like you because they think you're going to get a ladder and strangle them. Nobody cares about height. You're a fucking loser and that's why you're an incel

Are you a cute vers femboy?

k dude listen i know being under 6' is gay but i'm 5'11 and i've fucked 50 roasties. im 28 btw. i wouldn't really say you're fucked until you start being like 5'7 and below. that's just joke tier for a man. you're on the cusp. wear versace shoes with phat soles and bam you'll add 1-1.5 inches right there.

Find out, drop tag.

tall in india maybe

if it makes you feel any better, I'm 5'4"

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I'm actually talking to someone right now user, sorry.

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I'm 5'6 stop complaining

Bro i have several friends who are 5'8 who get laid frequently. I'm 6'4 and i'm lucky if I fuck once or twice a year. Being 5'9 is not a problem, just don't go around being an angry envious sperg. You probably are just an abrasive autistic faggot. Maybe if you were 5'5 i'd have some sympathy for you, as women won't fuck a guy that short. But this is one absolutely pathetic cope.

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stop complaining 5'9 is like average height I'M 5'5 YOU GOT A GOOD DEAL

im 6'1 ive been called ugly, cute, hot, just about everything. beauty is subjective faggot. you can be a 8/10 to one girl then 4/10 to the next. whether height falls into the mix is up to the chick.

What does tall mean? Depending on where you live there can be different average height, so 6'1 can be either little bit above average or a lot. Why is that important? Well, the point is that when you say tall, you should say average. Better luck next time... oh wait, right ;)

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I think short guys are cute. There is a guy at my job who is short but not as short as me, his so adorable. I want him as bf but he is 19 and I'm 26. I know he wouldn't want a gf who is almost 10 years older.

I'm 5'9 have a small dick and our of shape. I've had 3 gfs and fucked 17 girls. Don't know what's wrong with you OP, you should be doing better than me.

femanon here

desu if you are under 6'0 u should just kill urself

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5'7 with a 7 inch dick here

Talking with a girl I met on /soc/, if I'm lucky I'll bottom out in her soon

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I'm 6'8 and I would literally kill to be your height so shut your faggot ass up

Lmao look at this fucking giraffe everyone

godspeed manlet brother

Trips of truth, I am 5 9 too and do not give a fuck. Stop being a sperg and move somewhere else if it is such an issue.

My man height won't do shit when you're ugly as fuck. Two of my manlet bros (5'11 and 6'0) both get more pussy than me, while I'm supposedly meant to be a chad slayer as a 6'8 dude. Face >>>>>>>>>> All

Such a brutal height difference, it might look small from the top of the head but look at the shoulder mog, that difference is so big. Holy fuck no wonder girls btfo small guys.

What an amerilard world... 182cm is not some special height. In non retard world 175cm (that would be 5'7-5'8 in burger measures) is the cutoff, 182 is an arbitrary number with no meaning. You put meaning to it because 6 sounds larger than 5.

Shut the fuck up shortfag you sell yourself too much

Know your place and go take some cock from an actual six foot male you cute little manlet

user you are retarded, this is why you get no pussy.

Face>height>frame>style>body imo

>Fuck tallfags

Did we hurt your little feelings?

You should move height to dead last. A handsome manlet with a good body will slay pussy like no tomorrow.

>tfw 6'1
awww, what's the matter, widdle baby manlet? did us genetically superior speciments hurt your widdle feelers? do you get a nosebleed when you walk across a thick carpet?

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HAHAHAHAH HAHAH HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA HAHAHAHA
I fucking love manlets, you insecure frustrated shits, I am not even sorry for your miserable genes and inferiority complex you are fucking hilarious.

At your height ofc chicks wouldn't want you, you are much more of a garden accessory than a man you sorry ass excuse for manhood, of course your dick seems larger, since even at 5 inches that's like fifth of your height.

And you even literally turned faggot just cuz girls didn't like you oh my god this is the best day of my life.

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these
OP is avoiding the fact that his failure is due to his social retardation and not his average height

My penis is just shy of 7 inches and like 5.2 girth and Im almost 6 ft1. Ive only fucked one chick and Im 19. I still wish I was bigger, nothing will ever make you happy OP accept yourself and move on.

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>Be 5ft6
>6.5" dick
>Have 8/10 gf

HAHA IMAGINE THINKING YOUR HEIGHT IS THE PROBLEM FAGGOT

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>5'8 and get laid more than my taller friends

Height is cope, face and pua are all that matters. If you're taller than women and not getting laid then you're either ugly or are failing at personality no matter what you say about how many pickup articles you've read and how perfect your personality is.

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you're tall enough but I don't know many women that want a babyfaced, arrogant bisexual roid rager. No thanks

How do you know it's due to height.
Are you sure you're not just a fucking loser?

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Why do you exist?
Origigi

6'8" with big Schlonger here, you want to be my girl friend?

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