Jow Forums why are Amerifats so sensitive?
I've never met a people so defensive and self-conscious of their country, to the point they literally sperg out when they're the butt of a joke.
Bongs take and fuel the loisence meme.
Germans take the no-sence-of-humour meme.
French take the frog meme.
Canadians take the FUCKING LEAF meme.
What is it about fats that makes them so emotionally immature?
What are trying to fucking say Mohammed?
All the burgers and other bad foods have clogged their bloodstream, reducing the amount of blood that actually goes to their brain to near zero.
congrats, you’ve proved their point, stupid.
I think the problem is your looking so hard for validation that you don't realize when people are being sarcastic.
answering to criticism of defensiveness with further defensiveness isn’t sarcasm, silly boy.
>Implying we don't embrace the loud mouth arrogant American stereotype
That's nor sarcasm, it's irony.
+1 for irony, -2 for not knowing the difference between sarcasm and irony.
But I wasn't being sarcastic.
Also
>What are trying to fucking say Mohammed?
You might have brain damage if you think anyone actually talks like this
>Ha ha youre being defensive about being defensive
Oh shit, how will I ever recover
Fuck off shitskin
why do you fags keep coming to this American website everyday. get that cock outta ya ass
>getting this defensive
>after being made fun of for being defensive
lole
People do actually talk like this, user.
Like, people are actually thanking god in church that this beautiful and perfect country isn’t literally on fire like the UK, all while typing simple “hope and prayers” posts on facebook after every mass-shooting while shrugging off that it is what it is.
Thin-skinned self-importance has been the core identity of the nation for generations, and it’ll stay that way if we do nothing about it.
>Criticise Americans for not being able to take jokes
>Americans immediately spams the thread and gets offended
Like pottery
>you've proved
I'm triggered at this more than anything
All people have their sensitive spots. For brits we usually say that your irrelevant and how smol you guys are now.
Hahahahahahahaha!
Could be. Could also be that they don't take time to enjoy the finer, de-stressing activities in life like finishing a day's work, cracking a cold beer and getting a sweet peanut butter blowjob from their pet poodle.
Speak for your self i love the banting with Europeans
Oi? Do you have a License for this post?
Sure thing mohammed
probably /hillbillies/
Yeah, fats work hard, I'll give them that.
Living in the US made me realise they would benefit tons from adopting some European norms.
I sharted for the first time in my life today.
Where do I have to go to claim my murrican citizenship?
It sucks. There must be some kind of bullshit in our food that causes this.
ya but freedom isn't free bud
Compare the shart to your skin; if your skin is darker or the same tone you're welcome to cross the border and claim benefits tomorrow.
Daily reminder this poster is a paid shill >Canadian
Yeah OK budd and I'm posting from Narnia
hi
You got a license for this shitpost?
live in the US
eat whatever I want
ride ybike 20 miles a day
fit as fuck
at least in the US I am alpha
>have 18
>It is 1987
>May 17
>Enter the army for your documents
>They are choosing whether to go to the sea or land
>sea
>they send you to the pediment
>6 days later
>the pediment is massively bombarded
I apologize on behalf of my fellow Americans. Most of them are retarded. A steady diet of reality TV and corn syrup will do that.
autism. the first guy was clearly joking
The ruse is up Snow Nigger
I met a few americans IRL and tried to include them in my group of friends
whenever we try to have a bit of banter with them they just got really angry and aggressive
They sound like candyasses
I'll be your banter fren, Aussie