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What is your greatest achievement while drunk achievement?
old thread: boards.Jow Forums.org/bant/thread/5412856#bottom
>be me
>be old fag
>have never what my pants while black out drunk.
hoping that's a minor achievement but what do you have?
New Canadian friend and Danish friend welcome. They also clearly have a mental disorder, just theirs is..... 'Different'.
I am a recovering alcoholic, 6 years sober now.
I used a cop car to transport an ounce and a half of weed. I had a fight with someone, and the cop took my side. I grabbed my bag full of weed and brought it to my mom's house in the back of a cop cruiser.
How did they not smell it? I mean Jesus, you win.
Fucked 3 girls on Halloween (separately) it was actually kinda depressing after, knowing nothing I ever do will top that level of epicness again
Also you've never been truly black out drunk then. I used to pound back over a half handle of whiskey a night. The worst place I ever woke up was half-sitting on a doorknob. I got a terrible black eye from it.
I didn't piss my pants, but I used to do drunk sleepwalking. Once or twice I apparently screamed PEE-MAN and pissed like a sprinkler all over the place.
It was shitty weed that barely stank.
>This is the difference between US and Canadian cops lol
I dropped this stripper off who was smoking a joint with me in my car, so when got pulled for speeding cops smelled budd even though j was ko'ed and nothing in the car. They called no shit 8 cops to search my car. 'Murica
drinking fake beer right now because I just like the taste of beer and i'm cutting back
its legal here
Is the smoking a habit you took up to replace alcohol? Or did you already smoke before quiting drinking?
wtf I love Trudeau now?
Its a good way. Also shit literally eats cancer. You should smoke it just in case you ya know, don't like cancer.
I started smoking my first night of withdrawal the first time I quit drinking.
I actually don't smoke anymore, I vape and drink a ml or so of e-juice a day.
I vape to the point of headspin every night. And there's an actual level of nicotine you hit where you feel like you're on a hallucinogen. I've hit it before. It kind of feels like the world is breathing around you.
Damn fuck that's a tad overkill.
Oh I've been blackout drunk for the better part of a decade.
Last time I was hospitalised for alcohol related pancreatitis, they kept me there 12 days, 8 in ICU. I was ready to die so whatever, but those fucks kept me alive. (Glad they did now; only drinking 1.5L of wine per day now in stead of the usual 4.5L, so zero hangovers ftw, and swearing a lot less at work.
I've never truly 'loved' the taste of beer, except after summer sports or hard work on a summers day. I'm a drunk who drinks to get drunk.
Also loving our new home.
I hope Canush and danush brah (spelt that way bc clearly autistic Muslims) wake up soon. Omg, an al/ck/ thread without them.
"I can imagine nothing worse in life." - Canush and Danush autismo brahs 2018
smoking it is still bad for you, but eating it or vaping it is safe
>the world is breathing around you
Sure that wasn't laced mah nikka? I'd love to experience that thou.
The ruse is up
I've just thought of another 'greatest accomplishment while drunk'
When I play vidya while sober I just ignore ignore ignore bc I know it's some trivial shit. Then she gets pissy so I have to pause game (usually at epic spot) to hear wtf she's saying.
When drunk I can be at zen with both waifu and vidya and always seem to use the 1% leftover brain to answer questions correctly, while still utilising the major 99% of my brain to focus upon important matters, aka vidya.
Side note: when I use 99% + 1% to = 100%, I'm simply describing the 100% of brain function I have at my disposal. I know I've killed off half my brain, and humans can't even use close to 100% of their brains even without alcohol, so yeah danush and canush, when you read this, just keep posting your loli porn or even better just play nice.
Wholly fuck wholly fuck then where did I go when I visited this void? Srs question. Would be interested to know, because fu k that cold temperature anyways.
>I actually dont smoke anymore
I feel betrayed
"Australia" is actually a strip of the Majave Desert in California
Thought you took an international flight to Tornoto? Wrong, the pilot turned around and you landed in India. I know this is hard to accept anons, but Toronto doesn't exist
>using Osomatsu-san image.
Back to tumblr, heathen!
B. But for the most part, they all could poo in loo.
Also I tipped! I FUCKING TIPPED!!!!!
wheres denmark when you need xim
I don't even know what flag that is.
Only al/ck/ bros allowed, sorry. No light weight pussies.
>Le Russia is based
lel knock knock, is secret police
Your average Russian looks like a Hapa with aids, lower than English Chavs
I miss my board.
Not just the al/ck/ threads, but not having a mod ban people at random because he doesn't like them.
>greatest drunk achievement
Getting sober and getting fired because I caught a virus. Yay freedumb.
I think they got banned
I got kicked off of a machine gun range when I was in the military for being drunk; ironically I was shooting tighter groups than usual before they called cease fire
Damn, that was quick.i was enjoying the 0/10 level tier autism, but desu it's kind nice to just be able to chat again.
When their ban runs its course, I promise they will return with avengance.
10/10 LARP there; which casting agency did they pull your IMDB from shill?
IsthT best or worst thing?
We looking for le epic achievements here.
Give me a gun and I won't hear shit bc I'm so happy in my happy place.
I love my pump action shotty the best but I have a nice(legal) collection of built action rifles too, it's enough to kill plenty of roo, boar, goat, duck, deer etc and have meat for the senpai and dogs for weeks here in Au.
I don't even lmfao.
What do you use for niggers?
Abbos duh.
no larpmark or leaf oh man i guess i gotta take over now
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