What's your ideal gf?
What's your ideal gf?
Adrian Sanders
Julian Stewart
Someone that likes me..
Jason Bailey
>close to my age
>alive
Jason Clark
not ugly and not fat
Brandon Rodriguez
Karlie Kloss
Julian Lee
>TFW no amazon gf
>TFW amazon gf will never rap her thicc thighs around my skinny waist dering sex.
JUST
Jack Hall
My dream is to kode with Karlie
Dominic Ortiz
>"rap"
>"dering"
>is American
This has to be bait
Thomas Thompson
>pic related
William Thompson
sorry i'v been up for like 24 hours
Connor Gonzalez
It's okay just get some sleep fren
Carter King
Camden Gray
Stop reinforcing stereotypes
Adam Reed
My wife
Wyatt Nelson
>reinforcing stereotypes?
i'm not i have just been up for a long time so me not think good
Jordan Ward
Matthew Fisher
my ex
I fucked up
Connor Ortiz
She lives next door to me.
Joshua Long
doesn she know you have those feelings for her? are you both friends?
Gabriel Stewart
the one i have now
Cooper Ward
female
Jordan Robinson
Isn't overly emotional, she brightens up my day, shares the same interests, small talk is kept to a minimum, lets me have my privacy, isn't a normie, doesn't get jealous over nonsense, doesn't bitch about dumb shit, smart, understanding, thick. Basically someone who doesn't exist nor would want me.
Owen Reed
YES. We've had sex 3 times and we've yet to leave the house.
She lives above me
Parker Martin
have a teacher high 5
*high fives you awkwardly*
you done it champ
no fuck off and go to her you fucking retard
oooohhhhhh
good luck my dude
if you really like her don't let her get away lol ^^
Thomas Hernandez
I'mma doin it
Gabriel Hughes
my oneitis
Gabriel Gutierrez
yes i love her she is so cute i never thought i would have a gf but now it has happened
Brody Cruz
Nice! I'm happy for you guys, really.
Thomas Reyes
My desire is a woman, maybe an inch or two taller than me, with long, wavy blonde hair, calm eyes, and a slender body. She would be strong, not in a "muh stronk wymun" but a lady with valor, strength of character, physical prowess, and one who was polite when was polite to her, yet a bitch when one was a bitch to her. She would wear billowy, white dress shirts, black jeans and riding boots. She would call me her darling, and dote on me, yet expect me to fulfill my tasks and provide for her. She would be dominant in bed, yet on occasion, would like me to lead. She would also be either French, or be a nice southern gal. She would be well educated, possibly better than me, and would know of the great philosophers, and share a general political ideology with me, however, not the exact same.
Xavier Reed
Hunter Watson
>dating a girl and love her
>she dies
JUST
Caleb Lopez
fat
nice
normal
Julian Sanchez
something like my AI avatar.
Connor Perez
Hasn't been made yet but this is close enough.
Nathan Jenkins
Levi Edwards
aren't you already married to mrs normie?
Evan Brooks
HNNNGGG
Brandon Jones
500ft tall
Lincoln Gray
she reminds me of a emo girl i once knew.
Isaiah Wright
Yeah but she's a mix of different gf's. It's pretty great.
How about this one?
Emo girls are the best. Now you got me thinking.....
Evan Wilson
THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE GF IS ONE THAT WILL TOLERATE YOUR
SËX CRUSADË
STOP BEING A 2D FAGGOT TODAY! THERE IS A WEALTH OF PRIME NON WHITE VAGINAS TO DOMINATE FOR THE PURPOSE OF CONTROLLING THEIR VOTE FOR WHITE INTERESTS
EL SEXO KRUSAD0
ALSO REFERED TO AS
"SE""X"..."C"R""USAD"E"
Jaxon Hall
So, what's her IQ?
Asher White
ADORABLE
Easton Hughes
Pipi of course
Samuel Murphy
wew lad
a bit picky aren't you?
vielleicht solltest du deine erwartungen mal ein bisschen runterschrauben ansonsten bleibst du für immer alleine
nicht böse gemeint
Kayden Collins
You can pick a lot of different ideal attributes and quirks beforehand. What ulltimately matters is the relationship that forms however, not what's there from the start.
Levi Scott
The Mrs? Unknown. I've never had her tested but from my semi professional observations I think she's an autistic savant. When she gets into something and channels that autism she surprises even me with how well she can articulate and how much she can learn in a short time.
What about this gf? You like that one? You shouldn't. Because that's me as a gf.
Jaxson Hill
I don't have an ideal gf, any girl who likes me and what I do would be perfect.
Caleb Harris
But autistic savants are usually extremely bad at everything they don't excel in, like to the point where most of them can not function like a normal human being. Are you sure? You can try to get her to take an online test, it won't be a proper result but it would give you an idea.
Gavin Lopez
I just think that having such specific expections means either
1. he already knows the girl
or
2. he never had any real realationships with women and thinks love is some kind of disney land fairytale shit which it isnt
This nigga right here knows whats up.
Ethan King
do you post on Jow Forums?
Matthew Myers
I'm thinking it's the second, whether the first one is true or not.
Aiden Martinez
no why
Thomas Jenkins
nevermind there was some guy on Jow Forums who said he had a gf
congrats anyway bro
Carson Ross
Online tests are garbage. If I'm going to test her I'm going to do it right.
I'm pretty sure she's a savant. The things she's good at are few and far between. You see the way she types. I want you to tell me she functions normally. Her thing is biology she's nuts for it. Never shuts up about the ocean in particular.
Everything else she's mediocre at best. Then there's the fact she might as well be socially inept. Seriously she has no friends and spends all day in our room. Making friends for her is near impossible.
I'm not trying to be rude either.
Landon Lee
thank you she is a short redhead and is very wholesome and cute
Kevin Cruz
fugg please teach me your ways
Dominic Scott
That really just sounds like normal autism to me. A savant wouldn't be that versitile, it's usually very specific. Like extremely good memory, but unable to use it for anything because of their limitations. Autism and being socially inept is to be expected.
Dominic Jones
Yup, pretty much what I thought aswell.
Michael Wood
Sheep gf
Benjamin Gomez
i dmed people on discord and eventually i dmed her. turns out she lives an hour away. so we met up, and we just happened to mesh well. in general, i think it's most helpful to just find people with common interests, and keep trying.
Justin Ramirez
good luck
Jason Martin
Very based, please post the rest
Ayden Lewis
thanks, I'll try.
you're the guy that was in the Jow Forums sleepover thread yesterday weren't you?
Caleb Gray
I can't
Oliver Lewis
Based and redpilled.
Brayden Diaz
Evan Edwards
I don't like where this is heading.
Luke Stewart
Adam Fisher
I do
Ryan Gray
no, i barely use half chan anymore desu.
Dylan Hughes
oh
I'm pretty bad at guessing posters huh
Adam Rogers
it's hard to tell i suppose, but yeah. nice talking i guess, later and have success in life
Aaron Parker
you too my man.
William Wright
Are you the small brained user?
Nicholas Lewis
no I don't think so
Brandon Bailey
Usually a spoiled brat and can be sweet if she wants to. Eternal loli who can turn me into another eternal being like her so we can be together forever. Femdom relationship.
Elijah Johnson
or deer gf.
Oliver Harris
EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD THAT IMAGINES A 2D WAIFU WHEN ASKED OF THEIR IDEAL GF IS A MENTALLY ILL FREAK THAT THANKFULLY WILL FAIL TO PASS THEIR GENES ON AVERAGE
SËX CRUSADË. YOUR TICKET OUT OF INSANITY
Colton Moore
3D waifus are better I suppose
Luke Gutierrez
THEY ACCEPT YOUR BODILY FLUIDS AND DELIVER DELICIOUS MEALS
ONCE THEY HAVE BEEN DOMINATED
SE.X.C.RUSADE
Justin Sanchez
Mywife.jpg
Ethan Lewis
Should I come over to Australia?
Isaac Gutierrez
Billy Mays.
Lucas Adams
ONLY IF YOU'RE A WHITE MALE WITH THE ABILITY AND DESIRE TO
>S>E>X>C>R>U>S>A>D>E
Anthony Martinez
Alright. Messaged the (guys). I'll be over next week.
Austin Wood
ANOTHER SEX CRUSADER FOR THE WHITE RACE
Jose Flores
One with a huge dick and scat fetish.
Jacob Bailey
So long as I get a little horse on the side.
Cameron Thomas
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT AS A DEGENERATE SO LONG AS YOU DOMINATE NON WHITE WOMEN FOR THE PURPOSE OF STEALING THEIR VOTE FOR WHITE INTERESTS
SEX CRUSADO
Parker Perez
I do have an incredibly long penis so I could make it happen.
Lucas Wood
ANOTHER SEX CRUSADER FOR THE WHITE RACE