Hurry up user I've got pizza beer and your favorite anime playing

i'd dunk the slice in her butthole like pizza dipping sauce

No, you're not getting it. People don't look or work the same way IRL as they do in pictures. If a girl thought it'd be funny or sexy to put pizza on her ass, I wouldn't fucking criticize her for it. She might get a pimple from it, but who fucking cares? The pimple will go away after a day or two. It's not worth getting worked up about and ruining a good time over, that's stupid. That's how I know you're a permavirgin and a retard.

>I'd literally eat it off her ass

because you're a retarded, desperate cumbrain.

imagine how stupid you would look doing that

Why are you putting my food on your ass, you stupid bitch? you shit from there. This is why I beat you.

>tfw have ocd ans havent sat down on a toilet seat in over 2 years

>always hover over the toilet, shit, then jump into the shower to clean myself

toilets are fucking primitive technology

No one shits from their ass cheeks

Well yeah I guess thats one way to look at it and I wouldnt hate it. So maybe youre right in that sense. But still, fuck you and all.

I'd rub it over her delicious butthole, so I can add some seasoning

I dont care it's my post and I can say what I fucking want in it.

Ok but who took the picture?

Seikon no Qwaser? God you know me so well!

no they dont, but when you shit into a toilet, water might splash up if you dont put some paper in first to prevent splash-up.
you want your pizza touching something that got splashed with shit and piss water?

I'm so lonely I'd be her toilet

A girl like that... She really wants to make her boyfriend happy
Im sure that they do lots of fun stuff
Oh boy that hurts life ain't easy when you are a subhuman

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Well, humans are fucking primitive biotech as well, so it fits

it's cool bro

>caring how you look to a non-existent third person observing
yikes

>Getting a pimple from a bit of pizza
oh lord you morons

id the pizza then eat her ass too

>I'm coming babe
>I get to the bedroom and see her laying bare ass on my bed
>I take my belt off and slide my jeans to the floor
>mount her from behind
>just one thing before the anime starts babe
>I wrap the belt around her neck
>I WANTED TENDIES NOT PIZZZA YOU FUCKING WHOOOOOREEE REEEEEEEEEEE
>I strangle her until she is unconscious
>it's her first mistake so I don't kill her
>beat her face off the night stand though
>kinda tuckered out after all that
>eat the pizza
>it's actually pretty good
>she comes two during the second season
>I get her a wet towel to clean herself up because I'm a nice guy and a good boyfriend

Her dad took a photo. So cute

What a poser phone case. Leaving out that little space in the middle just so people see it's apple. Dumb slut.

> that ass has touched a nasty toilet seat

Really dipshit? That's what you're gonna focus on? What about the fact that if she went to the toilet, shit came out of that ass, very near the spit that pizza is on. Unbelievable how absolutely dumb you are, you fucking cunt.

Apologize to that user right now

>pick up pizza
>"what the absolute heck is this?"
>"p-p-pepero-"
>*SPLAT* pizza thrown against wall
>"but user, i th- OWWW"
>*SPANK* YOU *SPANK* KNOW *SPANK* I LIKE *SPANK* ONLY CHEEZE *SPANK* AND *SPANK* HATE *SPANK* BEER
>bite her heinie
>crack open a fresh pibb and sit on her back

Fucking sick user.

>Eating pizza
>Sound of drinking
>"user, whose that guy?"
>"Why aren't you playing with my ass?"
>Look over see her texting
>She starts laughing during the dramatic parts
>Your angle at the screen isn't optimal because she's "watching" too

You wouldn't even get to appreciate your favorite anime.

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Do you have one that's on a plate and not your ass? Also you know I don't drink alcohol.