*slams table*

>*slams table*
>alright kid, I'm tired of all this sulking about you being a virgin. Come to my room and I'll show you sex won't fix your life.
what's the correct move here?

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trying not to wake up

Politely give a short laugh and inform her that I have no interest in losing my virginity to someone without a bond.

She's right there would be no point so it's not worth it.

I haven't complained about being a virgin ever, who the hell are you anyway?

jeez greg

*slams table*
>i want you to show me what im getting into first. lemme text chad

This user has it right desu

Baste

I used to be desperate to want to lose my v card, now I'm kinda glad i never gave it up

Based user. You should only sex someone you intend to marry and that person is preferably also a virgin

Actual virgins. This is why you stay that way, you let opportunites pass

>You let opportunities pass
Why the the idea of someone being completely and utterly alone unfathomable to you people.
I've never had anything close to an "opportunity" in my life

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I have no interest in such a mentality. Losing my virginity to someone I don't love would be more of a mark of shame than pride for me. I'd rather die a virgin than have sex with a prostitute or emotionless sex like the described scenario.

that's pretty gay homie

All you virgins saying you wouldn't fuck her are gay as fuck.

>sex won't fix your life
"I don't think you understand the state of my life, lady."

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(You) me if you want to hear my pretty unlikely story abotu losing my vcard

take it you filthy (you)whore

Or asexual or demisexual

Please I love this woman

>woman
it's a boy, albeit a pretty one who transitioned early.

>spent a few years trying to better myself and it worked out someehwat
>became more attractive but still sperg
>start socially drinking in uni and meet friends to drink with
>one of them introduces me to a job at a retail store
>ff a few years later and have some friends over to drink at my apt
>a friend asks if she can have her friend come though
>ofc
>qt 18 yo comes and joins us
>spend night playing drinking games and she is attached to my arm all night
>black out
>wake up next day and shes in bed with me
>evetually she wakes up and we talk a bit
>tells me how she thought i was cute when she saw me at the store
>start making out
>says she wants to fuck
>dont have condoms on me because im a virgin fuck and never thought id need them
>tells me its okay shes on the pill
>my dumb, still drunk from the night before ass, goes for it
>pussy feels godlike
>pump over and over again for 20 mins but no skill and shes not feeling it enought ocum
>im still whisky dicked from night before and we decide to call it a day. go out to smoke a cig with her at the veranda
>tell her to hit me up again when she leaves
>never does
i didnt cum and she didnt either bu t i still count it because it helped me get over the mental block of being a virgin. it actually made me more outgoing and confident

Absolutely Purepilled.

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Do not slander my wife!

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daria is not your wife, daria is all of our wives.

>Lead me. Allow me to anally rape you and film it to show to my friends.