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>pozzing up WH40K
Is nothing sacred to those filthy kikes?
> "What's the matter Space Cadet Morales?" Junior Inquisitor Roshandra asked as she entered his bunk room.
> "You didn't show up for Slave Galley training today."
> "I-i am sorry... it's just..."
> "It's alright Space Cadet, we can speak freely. This is your room. This is a safe space. Tell me what is your truth. I will not judge you here."
> "I-i... it's just that I am scared. Sometimes I have doubts in the abilities of the God Emperor and..."
> "It's alright" the Junior Inquisitor laughed. "Look, we all do. It doesn't matter if you believe in the power of the God Emperor. What matters is that you believe in YOURSELF. That's what really keeps us alive through the Warp."
> "Really?"
> "Yes. really. Nobody cares about some pile of bones decaying on some dusty old throne. What matters is the joy of discovery and the friendships we will make along the way."
> "T-thanks. I guess I just needed to hear that."
> "Good, now grab your mind-whip, we have more training to do if we are going to uncover the secrets of those pesky Necros."
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Too on-the-nose. Have the spokesman cite "violation of Codex 42, Section 9, Paragraph 129a-p" instead of "not wanting to bring the trial to attention"
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Point taken, but the Arbites were very concern about the backlash that reporting on daemon summoning would have against the Khornate community of Armageddon
I hope these fags get absolutely butchered and if one of them survives they stop being pacifists on fucking warhammer universe.
Seriously if they don't have a change of heart or atleast one of them dies this is going down in history as the ultimate cucking of something awesome.
You could do the same with Starcraft. Zergs assimilate other genetic material, Porotoss stand high and mighty, with honorable values. They have different creeds but in SC2 they unite.
Terrans have a despotic leader, which could be the banker class.
This is top, more please
> "Stop that, that this moment!" Space Marine Aurelius shouted to Death-Kriegsman Bludshmidt as he pointed the grenade-rifle at the wounded Ork.
> "I know the Codex instructs us to finish off the disabled, but I sense a spark of divinity in the soul of this Ork Boy"
> " [muffled gas filter sound] "
> "Now is not the time to question me, Korpsperson. Perhaps it is time to question the Codex"
> "Thank you, Space Marine" the wounded Ork cried out. "I am sorry we tried to Warrgh against you, I was just following me orders from the Waargh Boss and..."
> "And now you see the value in disobeying authority." Space Marine Aurelius laughed. "If I followed my authority, you would no longer be living. I hope you learned a valuable lesson here today"
> "Yes, boss. And thank you"
> "No need to thank me. Thank patience and understanding. That's the only way we will ever end this stupid war."
> [muffled gas mask laughter]
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Nice effort OP but this is simply a rip off of orcposting. The idea itself was already depleted.
>I wonder who could be behind this post
Yes, but seeing the amount of people who like 40K, and the leftists trying to get their claws in to it, I figured some nice shitposting would be in order to piss them off further and have a lot of fun
...erm what are you trying to imply about greater daemons of Tzeetch?
So who're the jews in 40k?
thank you
That's up for you to decide.
Any comparisons between the real world and 40k is a complete and utter coincidence.
Thank you Slaaneshi ID color user. Good work! Let's have this one for the feels.
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Let's imagine a time line where this shit was SW level block buster material done in a based way, all spikey and bizarre and next level. Give it a little David Lynch twang. It would DESTROY theaters...
I mean.... top left is ALSO pretty tzeentch like.
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Ok that's funny.
No wonder, considering Blizzard's Starcraft and Warcraft universes are just cheap ripoffs from Warhammer and Warhammer 40k
the only good xeno is a dead xeno
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is that why star craft is the national sport of south Korea?
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These are just perfect
this is gold
wasnt it prospero?
Just wrecked the fat fuck with Slamguinius and a handful of Sanguinary Guard. Blood Angels confirmed for /ourguys/.
i think that Clinton poll should be with Lamenters, just because they get fucked over so hard, or with Alpha legion being the 1.6% and the other being let's say Ultramarines
Destroyers who seek to kill all life in the galaxy are a tiny minority.
#NotAllNecrons
Shit! I'll redo this
Ok, this is gold
Well done OP
Nice, not covered necrons before
Haha, nice idea, might do a redo sometime
Good stuff user
> nurgle
Infograph showing erebus did nothing wrong
Horus heresy was just too smart to win
niiiice
ENOUGH.
How on Earth could they get something kid-friendly from the WH40K universe? It's literally all violence, blood, demons, imperial repression, obscurantism, endless war, etc.
Nice.
Come to think of it, a gene-stealer would actually write shit like this for the sake of prepping a planet for invasion.
Hahaha, what the fuck is this shit? Basedhammer 40K?
>Traitor, Xeno, Heretics they are as one to us,
>We will scorch them from existence with our engines devious,
>Our hate for them encoded into every bolt and truss,
>Our Wrath has come online
>Engage the Linkage, Omnissiah
>Engage the Linkage, Omnissiah
>Engage the Linkage, Omnissiah
>Our Wrath has come online.
Is the Adeptus Mechanicus, dare it say it, /ourguys/?
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>naming yourself after the old name of the most heretical traitor legion
Ultrafags can't cope Calth
Wouldnt Slaanesh be more akin to kikery ? as Xe's all about promoting degeneracy ?
delete this
magnus did nothing wrong
This does not please the omnissiah
Just gave you guys a like
>Imperium of Man
It's "Imperium of People", get on the right side of history you fucking sexist or rather "Imperium of sentient Beings" because all this discrimination against xenos is fucking bullshit.
tzeentch : kikery
Khorne : Niggery
Slannesh : General hedonism
Nurgle : ??
My name's Kharne and I say fuck you all Imperi lal faghots
that would be Hollywood/Entertainment media machine. Tzeentch fits jewish "backstory" a bit better (other gods rose up and fucked him over because he was a scheming asshole, he bides his time and schemes to rule the universe again while using schemes to have the other gods fuck with each other)
Not bad for a brit... not bad at all.
He literally opened a gate to hell on the cradle of humanity, forcing The Emperor to use all his psychic might to keep it shut, thus preventing him from btfo'ing the traitors besieging his palace.
The emperor should have clued magnus in on to what he was working on.
>Thinks the Inquisition would be malevolent or engage in conspiracies
Your tinfoil hat is slipping, next you'll tell me you also believe that bullshit about there having been a Chaos-invasion and subsequent Exterminatus on Armageddon.
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Why should the perfect being do or not do anything? He obviously didn't expect Magnus to wreck everything just to tattletale on his brother.
His arrogant ass just couldn't let things be. Of course Big E is to blame as well for not properly sating Magnus' warplust, but Magnus was still unbelievably arrogant in his knowledge and abilities.
>He obviously didn't expect Magnus to wreck everything just to tattletale on his brother.
Informing his father of treason is not "tattletelling". regular psyker transmission would not have been fast enough.
These are especially good, nice job
Delivered
>you all like politics and 40k
Lel no wonder you are all hopeless virgins
noice. saving this hot shit.
Well done
Good.
The idea mankind is a social construct used by specieists for the sake of discriminating against poor xenos species who's unfortunate behaviour is only due to past discrimination at the hands of man.
Did you know that the original creators of civilisation on Terra was actually Orks and back during the supposed dark age of technology the Imperium of Man was actually a hub of interspecies exchange and coexistance, with many humans being perfectly peaceful worshippers of Khorne?
They are making a movie where Sanguineas is half-eldar (sorry douchebags, your precious primarchs were not quite as human or the Emperor as anthropocentric as you would like them to be).
Get with the fucking times, it's the 41st millenium afterall.
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