W-welcome to Casual Chorped, f-for the discerning basement dweller! I'm your h-host, your every d-day Alice 3D, and I'll b-be cooking you a delicious home cooked meal (and showing you how to do it yourself next time)!
Feel free to cook along or j-just hang out~
Is anything better t-than a loving meal cooked just for you? P-probably happiness I guess, b-but we all know that's n-not happening, so t-this is the best you've got!
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go away
Ain't g-gonna happen, I'm afraid!
Instead, l-let's show off todays dish!
A d-delicious seafood dish made from shrimpies! Horray!
what is your story Alice?
Just give me your goddamn story! As truthfully as possible!
W-what story? Huh?
Shhh...I'm j-just going to leave a little ingredients list right here. It'll b-be our little secret.
Alright, l-let's go over the steps first.
F-first part is mixing up the marinade and r-really giving it to those sea critters! BASTE EM ALL, LET THE TASTE BUDS SORT EM OUT!
S-second set of steps is basically "cook the shrimps". R-real easy stuff. D-don't need a terribly wrinkly brain t-to do it.
how can I download this food over Jow Forums internet
how can I download this food over Jow Forums internet
I r-recommend google fiber, tee hee~
Alright, for REALS steps now.
You better brace yoself kiddos, cuz this is where the hard shit starts.
Put the spices in a bowl
MIX EM
lol'd
me hungry very hungry how to download?
Ah, mix it. Mix it real good! Ah, mix it!
*thumbs up*
Alright, n-next step is a little tricky. You g-got wet stuff, you've g-got dry stuff, MIX EM TOGETHER T-TO MAKE THE ULTIMATE STUFF
would be hilarious if op's roommate came home and saw him in a dress and an anime face mask
This happened on /b/ once
I'm a b-biological female and I live alone.
link? cringe is my bread and butter
I s-should probably tell you h-how to mix up the wet stuff first.
Hey guys.
Mix up the wet stuff.
In a bowl.
Do it good.
I always imagine that lemon is my dick
Now t-this is the part that actually hits you.
Right in t-the face.
this is t-the essense of cooking.
Pour the shrimpies into the pan and start em cookin' kiddos!
Then you f-finish off the well cooked shrimpies with a splurt of lemon
Alright everyone. D-dinner is served!
Did you HAVE to say "splurt" right after this was posted:
Y-yes.
N-now tell me how your meal was
Is the Cyanide and Happiness game fun? I'm always looking for new group games.
It's q-quite fun
I don't like seafood but I'd try yours.
Don't hate me if I spit it out pls
A-a-are y-y-you f-f-fucking r-r-r-r-r-retarded?
It's f-fine
more like ur a gay
Thanks Alice!
nice
N-no problem!
Alright guys, that was m-my thread! H-here is my contact info, if y-you want to chat or hang out or t-throw your best recipes at me:
Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Discord: Alice#8225
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter, Twitch, Youtube, PSN, XBOX LIve, NintendoNetwork, KIK: celtyplays
Instagram: nanopup
Nintendo Friend Code: SW-6672-3676-9399
and of course, my chat: anekiho.me
I'll b-be streaming soon on my twitch, s-so thank you for coming and h-have an excellent night
great
Thank you for this high quality thread
G-glad you enjoyed it darling~
>Patreon: alicemargatroid
sounds like a great place to hang out and chat!
*chomp*
T-this is a fine note
Oh, t-that's just to piss off Jow Forums m-mostly
Very amusing! I do believe advertising your patreon is a rule violation too!
how small is your dick dude
Didn't you r-read what I said about p-pissing off Jow Forums?
I'm a b-biological female.
You should get together with Watchanon and kick either in the tacos. Livestream.
Hahaha those dumb Jow Forumsoids, getting pissed off at rule violations, right?
D-don't know who that is.
Oh, I'm t-talking about the Jow Forums mods dear.
newfag
Send hot.
STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING ALICE
Send hots
N-now streaming on Twitch, p-playing Mario Kart, s-see you later Jow Forums
send pics
(s)he makes him a wonderful homecooked meal!
It looks tasty even though shrimp really isn't my thing.
Well tbdesu she it's the good cook.
bad thread
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Alice your mods are fags
Objectively a good thread
Unironically a thread
post your feminine legs
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tits or please stay
Nice a veey basic dish by quite nice if done right, good choice?
Oh it's like