"Hey, user. I heard you've been getting close to my girlfriend...

"Hey, user. I heard you've been getting close to my girlfriend. I would suggest you back off unless you want me to approach the matter further."

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Ok Asian man I will respect your request.

your gf never told me about you

YOUR WIFE NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT YOU

revenge for pearl harbor Chong

Yeah sorry dude, I tend to get a bit talkative when I'm drunk. If it bothers you I can stop it, is that okay?

FUCK THIS BRO LETS GO ORBIT STACY.

forget your gf shes a cheating whour

what is the point of this post. women get offended when their man is insecure. if this were a real situation, merely telling his girlfriend that this happened will make her attracted to me and make her disgusted with her boyfriend.

so what's the point? this post is a waste of space. there's just he implication of something awkward but it literally isn't there, im not playing pretend.

back off or do you need a reminder of Hiroshima?

lets go spend our money on oysters and gifts for Stacey, bud

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ive never been to this board before, and i tried to reply to this thread however it suddenly told me im banned because my post is unoriginal. which is weird considering i took a lot of time writing it with one finger while eating lunch.

the problem with this post is the implied awkwardness, because it isnt real. the awkward person is the boyfriend.what is the point of this post. women get offended when their man is insecure. if this were a real situation, merely telling his girlfriend that this happened will make her attracted to me and make her disgusted with her boyfriend.

so what's the point? this post is a waste of space. there's just he implication of something awkward but it literally isn't there, im not playing pretend.

LMAO !!' LETS GO ORBIT AND SPENDS OUR MONEY ON STACEYYY

bro

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Lies. I have no friends therefore i couldn't get closer to your wife

>ive never been to this board before, and i tried to reply to this thread however it suddenly told me im banned because my post is unoriginal. which is weird considering i took a lot of time writing it with one finger while eating lunch.

you met the r9k Gustapo

Okay, first of all, I would not be caught dead showing any interest in a woman who was worthless enough to associate with a eunuch like you.

Second of all, see previous.

She told me she was single and was hitting on me. I suggest we both give that unfaithful slut a punch in the jaw

STACEY
HERE WE COOOOOM

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"Who again? Oh haha sure big guy, I'll back off. ;)"

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we drift deeper into the debt
feeling nervous

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buddy. you could do so much better than her

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We should schedule a meeting to discuss this issue. Can you arrange it, since you know her better and I've only fucked her twice so far? That'd be great.

stop fucking his wife

Okay bro
cool bro
Bro...

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I haven't heard the magic word.

STOP
FUCKING
HIS
WIFE
kid

You talk tough for a cuckold. If he really wants to stop it, he should ask her to stop spreading her legs for others.

STOP spreading her legs, bud

>"Guise, stop making my wife commit adultery, please"
kek. I don't feel an ounce of guilt. And nobody should

I SAID
STOP
SPREADING
HER
LEGS
...KID

But I don't. She does that on her own when I ask her to.

ITS STOMACH RUMBLING TIME CHANG

LIAR!
STOP SPREADING HER LEGS

lmao! it was a trick, bud. idc what you and her do. gotchu, kiddo.

It's the truth. That's our deal. She spreads them and I fuck her like a man does.

LOLLL sure you do bud. One pump chump

There has to be a mistake chang, you see girls don't even talk to me lmao

>unless you want me to approach the matter further
oh? you're approaching me?

heard you was spreading her legs

*grabs your shoulder*
yes i am.

I've been balls deep in your wife multiple times and she never mentioned you once.
Sorry dude.

*grabs your shoulder*
take that back right now or else

Is this a mothefucking JOJO REFERENCE RIGHT HERRRRRE?

Real talk. There's nothing like fucking a married woman. If you ever get the chance, fucking do it. You'll understand.

oh i understand, bud
*grabs you by the shoulder*
we arent going anywhere

Ok, man. I have to be honest with you. I lied. I'm a fucking poser. I've never seen JoJo. I only know about Jotaro and the references through memes. Also, I have fucked your wife several times. I said it was only twice, but she can't get enough.

It ain't me
It ain't me
Im.no fortunate son no

good story, bud. ill buy a copy when you get it published
*hand tightens over your shoulder*
come again?

>Start new job
>QT coworker says we should trade numbers just in case we need to cover each other's shifts.
>Makes sense.
>Later that night...
>Get text from QT.
>"Hey user, want to get a drink?"
>End up fucking her.
>Two weeks later...
>Get a call at midnight from a drunk guy.
>It's QTs boyfriend, his name is Geoff.
>"Stay away from QT, you hear me?"
>"I make her call me Geoff when I'm fucking her."
>He hangs ups.
>Next day QT comes to work with a black eye.
>"user, I can't believe you said that to him."

Thot patrolled.

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*grabs your shoulder with my hand even stronger*
IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME
IM NO FORTUNATE ONE NO
*TAKES YOU BACK TO VIETNAM*
LETS DO THIS CHANG LETS FUCKING DO THIS AAAAAAAAAAAA
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New thread song

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>"I make her call me Geoff when I'm fucking her."
That's pretty wholesome, user.

*put my other hand over your other shoulder, both grips intensify*
i said
COME AGAIN, BRO?

>ZOOMERS ARE TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER VIET NAM
Post Boomer PTSD songs!
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GO STRAIGHT TO HELL, BOY
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I've never talked to a girl, probably wasnt me.

>promptly ends discussion via this

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*puts my other hand in you shoulder*
IF YOU INCEST
THANKS FOR THE (YOU) RETARD

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*hair starts to flow in the wind*
*but there is no wind*

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Sure, but are you paying too much for your car insurance?

*commercial break*

Aw shuck. Why do they always cut to commercials when it's getting interesting?

He looks like the kind of Asian who's very successful

Might as well be as nice as I can and network with him and go fuck some other gook's gf

based and cuban dictator pilled

fuck off you don't own me uncircumcised cretin.

chommg chingge

>5488
14/88 ftfy, bud