New al/ck thread

Last one hit image limit.
What are you drinking this weekend edition?
Old thread: boards.Jow Forums.org/bant/thread/5423937#bottom

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Is this the new loli thread?

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le self pitying complaining tumblr general

Got me a 12 pack of bud ice. Gonna watch a movie to keep me occupied
Where's your boyfriend?

You are sick. Very very sick. But at least you are a virgin and never act out upon your daily rape a female child fantasies.
At least you have that. Right?

Dab on the haters
DAB
DAB DAB

Why are you so angry?

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Drink this faggot

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al/ck on the left and me on the right

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IM A STUPID FAGGOT PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION AND MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY SLOW SUICIDE

WHAT A WASTE OF SEXU CRUSADU GENES

ASSUMING YOU'RE WHITE

YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THE

/SËX CRUSADË/

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DAB

Aint angry, just enjoy giving you shit. Though I do admire dedication and persistance.

I admire Anzus lewd body

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Meh, seen better. Not gonna lower myself to loli trash. I'm under the distinct impression you don't like booze much. You at least smoke some bud?

Patch

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Handle of Finlandia and fifth of Kraken. Hopefully Ill spread them out.

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She reads
And like only that

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Can anyone recommend a good beginner 2hu anime

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I'm drinking gross busch beer and a couple craft beers! Also why are people spamming anime girls

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I don't smoke or drink anymore! My only addiction right now is lolis!

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you're missing out

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I know :(

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I want to suck Anzu's mouth dry of her NEET saliva.
I want to watch Anzu salivate excessively.
I want to make Anzu hold her NEET mouth over mine and let her mouth juice flow into mine.
I want Anzu to warmly breathe on my face and spit on me.
I want Anzu to spit on my food and make me eat it.
I want Anzu to spit on her NEET tummy and make me lick it off.
I want to drink Anzu's saliva from her sweaty armpit cup.
I want to drink Anzu's saliva from her sweaty navel.
I want Anzu to accumulate saliva until her mouth is full and release it into my mouth.
I want to lick Anzu's teeth.
I want to lick Anzu's tongue.
I want to Anzu to brush her teeth and use my mouth as the sink.
I want Anzu to fill a cup with her mouth juice, pour it inside her NEET vagina and make me drink it.
I want Anzu to fill a cup with her vagina juice, pour it inside her NEET mouth and make me drink it.
I want Anzu to fill a cup with her other vagina juice, pour it inside her NEET mouth and make me drink it.
I want to drink Anzu.

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you're an idiot, you can do the rest of the thread by yourself

Don't be mad over a copypasta from /jp/

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Flan

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Coming here was like stepping on an fireant nest full of weebs. Let em spam.

Wtf r u 2 doing this thread is suppose to be dead

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at least i don't drink gallons of literal piss lmao got him

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So this is where we are now huh?

Relapsed again, made it 4 weeks this time sober. I guess relapsing and falling off is better than not trying right?

Back in the strip club. A girl who got locked up for prostitution that I used to know is here. I fucked her raw 2 years ago, probably gonna do it tonight if I can get it up. She's so cheap and sleazy. Literally seen her take 4 shots since I came in. Pretty sure she's /alk/.

Best wishes for all my brothers! Here I go again! Binging and taking risks!

Just don't get kicked out/start trouble this time. :-)

>that first 40 of the day

delicious

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Looks cheap but prolly delish on a warm day.

>not hurricane

Why don't the weeb's spam late at night?

Also what happened to malldrinker, ive been of and on on al/ck/ and lost track of his posts. He's not dead is he?

I hope not. Maybe just busy?
I think they've been banned or I'm sure they would be.

why is it still called al/ck thread if its not posted anymore on /ck/ but here

I'm not banned silly!

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Old habits
Well, how was your day? What happened to you spamming lolis? After you upset Canada spammer, did you feel bad?

I need sleep too... I don't feel bad about things I do on Jow Forums. I'm here to be annoying and not because I want to find friends.

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>I don't feel bad about things I do on Jow Forums. I'm here to be annoying and not because I want to find friends.
how to rationalize not having friends because nobody likes you: the post

Notice how he didnt/doesnt spam posts every 1 minute now. We got the weebspamming nofriends pathetic obsessed loser on the run, boys.

If you're on Jow Forums to find friends then you're absolutely pathetic. I'm using a shitposting board to shitpost. You on the other hand takes it way too seriously.

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Just for you

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And the Gaymark spammer would know a thing or two about pathetic. You dont spam posts one-a-minute now because youre scared of getting b&

Wheres the spam? Too chicken to flood the thread with the same 3 dozen idolm@ster/touhou/yuruyuri images again? I want the mods to "notice your posts" :^)

you misconstrue my meaning but I know you heard what I had to say

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Dumb drunks. Come back when you have cleared your heads.

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Mmm nah I think ill stay. Plus when did I say I drink alcohol? Deluded nofriends loser

Someone who didn't drink wouldn't be so defensive about the most pathetic drunk, pity circle jerk of a general post in existence.

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Which the majority of Jow Forums hates btw

Like I said in the previous threads I'm not defending the general...I just dont like you~

Prove it, loser nofriends child. You hate Jow Forums and say its only for shitposting, so good job contradicting yourself.

And I couldn't care less~
Jow Forums is a board for shitposting you absolute newfag... Jesus...

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DAB

What's with all those alcoholic threads these past days?

They got kicked around a couple of boards onto here but now its mostly just to agitate and bully the faggot nofriends rageleaf and Gaymark posters

al/ck/ is a general post from /ck/ that the mods don't allow there anymore because it's so cancer. They have been given permission to move it to Jow Forums but keeps making it here to spite Jow Forums because a lot of posters on this board hates them.

@5439534
>a lot of posters on this board hates them.
I've only seen two posters "hate" this thread so far, speak for yourself you nofriends obsessive loser

haven't drank for 4 days. feelin' good so far

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There's 4 people in this thread and more in the others who have hated on them but nice try. Also not giving me (you)s just makes it harder for yourself if you actually want to keep up this discussion.
You sure care much about this general for someone who doesn't drink or participate in the threads.

If youve made it past 3 days you've made it past the hard part. dab on that alcoholism

@5439556
>There's 4 people in this thread and more in the others who have hated on them but nice try.
I dont see their posts and you havent quoted them so I guess you're just making up imaginary friends who agree with you. SAD

>mostly just to agitate and bully the faggot nofriends rageleaf and Gaymark posters
Very nice

Look at the top you lazy idiot.
>SAD
>dab
Jesus christ what kinda of reddit-tier site did you crawl out from?

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Lolis and booze. This is now a hikki thread.

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It wouldn't be too bad if we could just turn these generals into a reaction image sharing thread or something. It would get rid of the general and people wouldn't have to make the threads and fill the catalog. Like killing 2 birds with one stone

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dumb norway

Sexy Lolis are the worst because you know they’re going to turn into dissapointments, roasties, and Stacies and be dumped at age 24 cause they look like shit from so much use.
I just want raise them properly, not like the sick cunts here, and it hurts to see them used.

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*dab*

also this two bee h

That's a good argument. Bravo.

Fucking alcoholic strippers is great. I'm fucking one who lives in my building. She has a spanking fetish and always has booze on hand. The only downside is that she can get clingy and want me to sleep over. I get it since I kinda hate myself too. Not even full blown al/ck/. She also doesn't mind spending money on me.
Not her but close.

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Thanks I used it for my master's dissertation

What's that like?

Not to derail the current development of the thread but how about some bar faces?

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Oh well at least it seems I have managed to scare most of the regulars away.

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nah still here