Femanon here. Post your dating profiles and I'll rate them

I'm a sinner.

Don't need a crappy bio about my mundane life. I'll stay a sinner

So where do I find my new gf at?

Too edgy and school shooter, try explaining your tastes that SHOW you're edgy, don't TELL. 2/10

Insert [I'm so quirky xd description here].

You find one when you look for her, which is on the app that you wrote that bio on. Try again 0/10

I do not use dating sites I approach women in real life and they love my confidence for doing so. What kind of spineless faggot uses a dating site

doesn't say anything about you, try again lad 2/10

I wrote it on Jow Forums because I can only love non-normalfags.
You're my new girlfriend and you better talk to me or we're going to break up.

don't respond to "I'm a fembot" threads, OP is a tranny, do not believe his lies

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that's a really weird bio to have on a dating app, but very original, try to censor yourself a bit though 4/10

very assertive, could be intense but maybe you're looking for a girl who's into that, 7/10

No like I literally do not use dating apps I am just in this thread to try to understand why anyone would

Not really, I'm looking for a gf who accepts me for who I am, but they always just hurt me.

another weird bio, but definitely better and more friendly than the last. shows you're very open to learning. 8/10

Don't let them hurt you. Be confident. Love yourself. When you love yourself, good women will come to you. luv you user

Kek your annoying but thanks for the laugh

best bio so far 9/10

(luv you user, hope you have a good night)

I've never met anyone who uses dating apps, and also has their shit together. On the off chance that I end up divorced, or widowed, I can guarantee I'll never use, or even have need of one of those vapid, mobile aids acquisition applications.

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why do normies spout this shit tier advice. Its basically victim blaming, most people don't get to a point where they're totally dejected because of their own disposition, but because of others treating them in a way that makes thm blame themselves.
Fuck off back to /soc/, whore.

everybody deserves to be able to love themselves and to be able to heal from scars of their past, change my mind, -56/10

would you tell a woman who has only been cheated on, neglected, abandoned and/or lied to, that she just needs to be more confident and love herself, even though others did not and seemingly couldn't?
Take the rating shit back to /soc/, seriously, fuckibg normalfaggots and their shitty copypasta relationship advice

feeling good, might kill myself tonight idk

too heavy and describes nothing about you except your crippling depression, 0/10

I'm an IT skater nerd who's into role play and roll play. It just depends on which dungeon I'll be DMing that night : )

"Love yourself" is an aphorism, dummy. Sorry for shitty res

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cringey, remove dnd from the bio. 2/10

again, its entirely presumptuous, the assumption on their part is that the other is wallowing in a pool of pity and blaming everyone else for their problems, essentially, and they havent taken any steps to improve, and that only when they reach someone's arbitrary measurement of "self-love" are they capable of being loved by someone else.
its essentially saying that they're unlovable subhumans, its a direct attack on the person, not yo mention presumptuous.

bio: I'm a fucked up piece of shit weirdo who wants to live in the woods and make music but can't do either because civilization fucks me at every corner

Hey there, give me a shot. I won't cheat on you like your asshole ex.

nobody wants to date a self described fucked up piece of shit, try again, 2/10

Fine.
Kinky IT skater nerd thats into bondage.

Neither of those goals require any assistance from civilization. Just build a makeshift shelter somewhere in the woods, and then bang sticks together rhythmically.

Im a closeted homosexual. I can fuck you if im super drunk and pop a viagra

don't call their ex an asshole, they'll take personal offense. also doesn't describe who you are and what you're like. try again 0/10

are you only looking for hook ups? are you saying you ONLY like bondage?

Please fuck me :D

>"Hopeless romantic seeks filthy whore."

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Classic answer from someone who doesn't know what there talking about. Try this and see what happens, you can just disappear off the map and get lucky enough to not have anyone come looking for you.

your bio describes a frazzled and depressed man with no self control, try again 0/10

That's all I am and it wont every change if no one likes it them fuck them.

desu i personally like this one but not a wide appeal. maybe tell a little about yourself and then at the end have this. 6/10

the pic is a great idea but might scare off some, replace the hentai with a regular playboy. also change "filthy whore" to something a bit better because it's got a lot of negative connotations to it that most woman don't want to associate with. 7/10

Thanks op ill work on it!

It's really not that complicated. Just leave a suicide note saying you're going to kill yourself at

no user, you're more than that. who are you? what do you like? what are your goals or dreams? what are you looking for? don't be afraid to be a little picky. don't be down on yourself, i bet you're a catch and with some work, you'll have matches flooding your feed. 4/10

I have too much pride to use dating apps. I'd rather die alone.

i believe that you can come up with great things user. don't be afraid to ask for a certain kind of person, and don't be afraid to be who you really are!

That's not how this works, even if it was if you get caught living in the woods you're probably on someone else's land you're gonna have to put up with the law. Not to mention it's not as easy as >go live in the woods. You have to actually spend time learning how to hunt an forage, and your'e gonna have to know how to avoid contact with humans as well so I'd have to say goodbye to my friends.

Ever fantasized about taking someone's virginity? Now you can! As a bonus, I'll even throw in a nice dinner.

to be fair the unabomber did it

>are you only looking for hook ups? are you saying you ONLY like bondage?
In life in general? No, not really but if its for tinder then yeah maybe.
I am trying to fit my hobbies (skateboarding, and NOT dnd because its cringy apparently), my profession (network security hacker guy but normies don't understand so I just say IT), and my sexual preferences (basically down for whatever but partner has to be willing to try new stuff else I will just get bored) into a line or 2 since statistically most people don't read more than that. I figured i covered all that pretty concisely but I guess I was wrong since you assumed I was ONLY into bondage.

So many excuses for a guy who blames civilization for his lack of ambition. Real men follow their dreams and achieve them.

are you boy or femoid? if you're a guy i would take out the virgin thing. but offering to buy dinner is a great incentive to talk to you and go out with you. 7/10

>Undead zombie seeks big beautiful brains.

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Yeah decades ago retard. Welcome to the new world surveillance state.

I'm a guy. But taking out the virgin part just makes me look the same as every other guy.

Yeah nice example, if you knew shit about it you would realize he said himself that civilization fucked up his ability to live in the woods so bad that he felt he needed to take action in terrorism to stop it and that his whole plan of living in the woods failed.

Had no bio and got a match on tinder still in a couple days

>after swiping right exclusively on thousands of women

>thousands of women in a few days
How many hours a day did you spend on tinder?
How many swipes per minute did you manage?

user you basically just wrote a great bio about yourself. let me put it together for you.

>I'm an daring man who's looking to try new and weird things with a beautiful woman. I'm a Network Security Hacker for X company and in my free time, I like to skateboard and run my own board game session with several others.

i know what you're going for, but having a dark photo as your first pic is bad news. you're a very handsome man so let that face shine. as for the bio, compliments are great, but try to spin it differently. don't be afraid to talk about yourself and who you are, because that's what bios are for.

correct. you need something new. don't be afraid to say you're new to all this, especially if you're a bit younger. maybe something like this:

>I'm X. I'm a bit new to using X app, but I'm searching for an amazing woman/man to buy dinner for.

I'm 33. I don't know if people my age even use X app, or if that's more for the younger generation.

i'm not super knowledgeable but from my experience, people on dating apps are either university age or in their late 30s. maybe instead say something quirky, like:

>Still trying to figure out this X app thing, but...

this appeals to people your age since they're likely feeling the same thing, unsure if the right audience uses the app.

>The worst sin is not having a bio at all.
Unrepentant. Not going to change.

Huh... Thanks user. Much appreciated

I like music and movies and shit

you are welcome! don't be afraid to lay out your job title. it makes you sound super smart and interesting, rather than "IT guy," which makes a lot of people think of the Geek Squad (at best.) You'll find someone in no time!

I am your slave. You don't have to bear my children and you won't have to fuck me. I live for you. You can use me as a meat shield, torture me, kill me, eat me, whatever. Please destroy me

no no no, EVERYBODY likes movies and music. what makes you stand out? what makes someone go "huh, this guy is interesting?" if you're a bigger music and movie nerd than the layman, list out some bands and movies you love. tell the movie you want to watch with someone on your first date.

too intense. if you're only looking for bdsm replies, try being a bit more decent while saying the same thing. something like...

>I'm a sensitive man looking for a beautiful woman to submit to if, you know, you're into that kind of thing.

first it starts nicely, then it hits her with a compliment, then it tells her exactly what you're looking for, and then it turns a bit and becomes a bit lighthearted. you got this user.

I'm not into bdsm. I want to die

i dont browse r9k
im planning on going on the quest for knowledge sometime soon and i want to bring someone along with me, i dont want an idiot of a wife so dont slow me down
rate me, im a hispanic mut, 5'8 but i feel like im 8'5

big mood

you need to learn to love yourself user. everyone deserves to love themselves and not want to die all the time. i'm struggling with that myself even, but having your self validation come from someone else is unhealthy and dangerous. you're a good guy user, so try to keep fighting. let me try to write you another bio. try to keep it from being super intense because that will scare some people off.

>I'm a tender but loving guy looking for the light of my life, so we can team up and get through this life together.

yes, good, clarifying that you don't browse Jow Forums is a great conversation starter.
otherwise, your bio is decent, like 5/10. the first part is a bit unoriginal and the second part is abrasive. try to switch up some of the words. lemme try for you:

>I'm a Hispanic man who's looking for a partner to live a face-paced life with me as we try and learn new things together.

I like Ween, Slint, and Weezer.
My favorite movie is Taxi Driver and my favorite TV show is Nathan for You.

Combine all of those fanbases into one person and you basically get me.

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That's the best I could come up with, femanon

I am user, a 28 year old kissless virgin from Germany. I've been on neetbux ever since I dropped out of college seven years ago and very happy with my current situation. I don't plan on ever getting a job.
I am reasonably good-looking and in decent shape. I only shower a couple of times each month but I would be willing to increase the frequency for a relationship. In my spare time I enjoy engaging in serious discussions on the internet.

My favorite fetishes are futa on male and Japanese scat and vomit femdom. The vomit genre is very niche though, and fresh content is sparse. That's why I keep coming back to PTJ-005 probably my all-time favorite; nobody pukes like Aoi Yuuki. It's a shame she doesn't do videos anymore.
I prefer my women clothed; I have a very hard time fapping to naked girls even if they and the fetish appeal to me. I am pretty sure I can accomodate to any of your fetishes as long as you're wearing clothes. You don't have to vomit down my esophagus if you don't want to.

I like bus stops and take pictures of them wherever I go. This is very important to me. I am particularly proud of my Hungarian collection which consists of 352 bus stops.
Pic related; a bus stop in Naryan-Mar, Nenets Autonomous Okrug, Russia.

I don't use any social media but I've got Steam. Hit me up if you're interested. Requirements: don't be fat or ugly.

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that's really good! 8/10. But when you say "you basically get me," you're signifying that you have no personality outside of those movies and bands. Instead, make them a PART of your personality, not it entirely. Start by introducing yourself and then keep the rest of the bio. Optional: You can make the rest of the bio more interesting to read if you spice up the complexity a bit. Example:

>I'm X. I'm a big music lover and a movie snob. Some of my favorite bands that I grew up on are Ween, Slint, and Weezer. The best movie ever created was Taxi Driver, change my mind.

I added that last part because it invites somebody to begin a conversation with you about that.

T. Chadneet. So damn interesting.

For just 2 thick thighs you could save a mans life

holy god I fucking hate niggers

f-femanon? you still here?

29, male, straight

I like cheap street food and mid-shelf whiskey. I enjoy playing video games more than talking to people, and I enjoy reading books more than sleeping. My collection of pirated anime series is nearly 9TB in size and I have watched about a thousand series all told, so I can recommend you good shows. I will probably recommend you shows whether you want me to or not. Ask before touching my manga collection. I work as a programmer.

No tinder bullshit can op rate mi looks tho

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I don't have a tinder bio and I still get matches. Don't waste time on this bs anons

hacker man looking to fuck