I started out listening ironically, but I unironically enjoy this podcast a lot now

I started out listening ironically, but I unironically enjoy this podcast a lot now.

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I'd imagine listening to it gives you an edge in communicating with women.

I still don't do that. I just like hearing what these sluts have been up to lately.

the brunette is hot but they're both gonna hit the wall hard

What is this podcast about?

Do they talk about dick or w/e?

Yes, it's sex stories and advice aimed at both men and women. Not really any feminism or anything like that. There's an equal amount of telling the other gender to suck it up and do things to please the other person. They're not very smart, and very skanky, but I don't know. I kind of like them.

It's pretty good analysis of modern dating/hookup culture. They are honest about things that most women don't want to admit. Just keep in mind that what they think men should look like is their opinion and if you are not trying to impress this type of girl then some things won't work.

Also the sex stuff is fucking hot. I like to use a few of the tricks on my girlfriend to keep things spicy.

One time one of them was describing putting a chair in the shower and having the guy sit in the chair while she rides him and water is spraying all over them and I was like, damn.

what are they honest about and what do their ideal men look like?

Yeah. The girls are freaks, but damn do I love sluts. They're right about being more vocal. Started just expressing a little more interest and got better results. I think it comes off as more assertive and confident. Girls like that.

No, they wouldn't fuck you, user.

>tfw listening at work when they start describing how hot schoolgirl roleplay is

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Link to it? Can I listen on spotify?

They're honest that women are fucking crazy and will play shitty tricks on you sometimes. They talk about women photoshopping profiles, women being basic online, the tricks to hide shady activity, how to snoop into shady activity, how common cheating is, how to pick up women through social media, how honestly horny women are and what they like. They talk about the reality of being a hot girl. How there are tons of thirsty dudes around you. Makes you understand that as a man you need to try to stand out above average. You know how all girls seem the same on Instagram? Well all guys are the same apparently too. Video game, car photos, poses, quotes, fishing shit.

The girls seem to like semi older men with a lot of wealth. Very well dressed and in shape. Kind of stereotypical New York Chad stuff. I'm saying that's specific to them because I am not like that Chad at all, but I still get women. You have to recognize your subculture and the types of women you're going for. The women I like are usually hipster/hippie/artsy girls. So flashing status doesn't really work, but the confidence stuff is true. I hate to be a meme, but you have to be yourself. Not just your regular self, but the best version of yourself.

Nevermind, it is on Spotify.
Is it suicidefuel for a virgin?

I'm a virgin and I enjoy it. Their lives are just so different from mine. Everything they say is new to me. It's just an entirely different world. One of them told a story about cheating on her boyfriend, so to make it up to him she let him fuck her in the ass, and then she passed out from the pain. Fun shit like that.

God, I can't count the number of times I've been listening and had to jack off in between or rip my girlfriend's clothes off. Verbal Viagra.

They're fucking crazy which turns me on so damn much. It's like they call me out every episode they talk about girls having to worry about the other crazy girls stealing guys. Had to leave my last girlfriend. She was just too tame in bed.

>Im a virgin and I enjoy it
No, no youre not
Youre just a shill pushing suicidefuel

No, I really do like it. They're sluts who I would never have any chance with, but they don't seem to hate men, and I can't bring myself to hate them. It's a good show, and I listen every week.

>Suicide fuel for a virgin

Yes. it reaffirms the myth that women are horny little freaks deep down. You can either cry about the loss of "purity" or use the knowledge to your advantage.

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>ywn feel the Gluck Gluck 9000 on your dick

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I won't listen so why do you?

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>and I was like, damn
You have to be older than 18 to post on this board. We also don't take kindly to ebonics culture

At the very end of episode 2.
They're laughing about how one of them cheated on a guy and buttdialed the guy's friend.
Also she said something about being one with the lord now, then proceeded to say if she cheats again she'll have her phone in the other room.
Also, in episode 1 they talk about guys who are actual literal cucks (they never say cuck) and how one of them dated one, and also they knew a girl who dated one of the Impractical Jokers (tv show guys) and he was a literal cuck.

Also, they seem to be very proud of living in NYC, as they seem to constantly mention something about NYC this and NYC that.

>and also they knew a girl who dated one of the Impractical Jokers (tv show guys) and he was a literal cuck.
Alright boys, who was it?

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There's the other rumor where apparently leo has a green house out back with a mattress where he fucks random sluts doggy style whole listening to music with Bose headphones. Don't know if it's true, but I like to believe

I would say it's either Murr or Sal.
Murr was my first choice, but it seems too obvious.

leo? Which leo?

It was Q.
>that story about Q's fiancee leaving him to fuck a cop
>Q's been reliving it all this time

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Every parasocial relationship ever

Q can't be a cuck, he's too cool.

>that story about Q's fiancee leaving him to fuck a cop
Explain user

Not much to explain. Q was going to get married at one point, but his fiancee broke it off to be with a cop instead. They've made fun of him for that on the show.

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You know, that actually makes a lot of sense, cause the part I left out is that the Joker wanted her to fuck the pizza guy, kick him out, which they would then have a pretend argument about in which he would call her a slut and a whore, then they would have disgusting make-up sex.

Leonardo DiCaprio. They said some instathots they knew ran into him and started flirting with him. He apparently invited her over to his house.

I don't think Sal would want to fuck a pussy that some other guy just fucked. Has to be Q.

Maybe Sal would find it to be taboo. Honestly I could see Sal and Murr still being cucks, but Q has to be the one cause the cop thing.
Joe is the only one where I'd be surprised to find out.

I think Joe is too alpha a personality to be a cuck like that. If Murr or Sal were into it it would be funny. With Q it's just a little sad.

>call her daddy
Unbased. Starting 9 and Pardon My Take are the best Barstool podcasts.

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>Sports

Can't stand them. Especially not sports news and fans. Kind of like marvel fans.
>Then the player did this
>WHOOSH
>He was all like this
>BOOM
>We were doning good in the first half, but he choked in the last quarter
>Oh man! He's my favorite. He can bench like 300 lbs and he's so fast!

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>The girls seem to like semi older men with a lot of wealth
but feminists told me that older guys dating younger girls is rape

Yeah, I wouldn't consider them feminists. Just girls that like to fuck.

Is thjs podcast the female version of cumtown?

Barstool sports is jewish and cringe. The founder of barstool is trying to exit with one hundred million. I did not think anyone listened to any of the podcasts other than pardon my take. The disappointment never ends on this board