Why don't you just settle for a 5/10 chess grandmaster gf?

Why don't you just settle for a 5/10 chess grandmaster gf?

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that's a 3/10 amateur tho

Do amateurs have the grandmaster title?

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>Grand master
>Female

There's about 10 in the world.

I can't even talk to my family without anxiety and you expect me to talk to a girl?

If a woman ever beat me at a game of strategy I'd marry her on the spot

I don't know nay 5/10 chess grandmaster gfs.

I would but she'd probably hate vidya.

imagine the fucking mind games she would be playing on you

start going to chess tournaments.
they won't be grandmasters though

>Why don't you just settle for a 5/10 chess grandmaster gf?

Because she wants Chad.
Either actual Chad or some chess equivalent of Chad.

37 actually, which is slightly larger than 10.

Settle? This would be raising my expectations.
Problem with a chessmaster gf would be that on your first date she would already have an endgame strategy for divorce raping you. That being said, I still would.

I would a 6/10 chess grandmaster gf and I'd take her out to make her get fit so she can be strong on and off the game!

What score would this girl get?

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1200 elo points

Please stop assuming that my standards are too high. I think I would probably date ANY female that wanted to be my girlfriend. I don't even care about sex.

>chess
That's too slow for me. Where's my korean warcraft 3 pro gf?

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would blitz or bullet chess be fast enough for you?

because chess is gay

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chess is actually a pretty poor proxy for intelligence

Shogi is 2deep4me

You should play it anyways, it's really fun.

Go is the ultimate proxy for spatial intelligence

But then there's other shit like autistic declarative memory learning speed, as well as relf regulatory ability. I saw a Go master cry and pound the table before. He might have a good parietal lobe, but has a weak frontal.

>Shogi
>Go
Play Tafl

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notice how the faggots could not come up with a clever reply to any of these posts

>tfw no chess gf to shit on my opening lines

if tafl is so good why did everyone forget how to play it

i would never date a girl i couldnt consistently beat at chess

I would. She's a cutie.

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You wouldn't want to have high-iq children with this young virgin girl, would you user?

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>Why don't you just settle for a 5/10 chess grandmaster gf?
Mate, there's at least a thousand times more giga stacie than chess grandmaster!

id rather date 10/10 that is bad at chess desu

If she quits the shitty makeup and fixes her hair, sure.

i'm not hi-IQ enough for a girl like this
nobody who posts on Jow Forums is

I'd impregnate her on the spot, user. She's perfect in this picture.

don't forget to watch the currently ongoing women's tournament she's playing in, which has tons of other cute chess players. she's one of the lower rated players though, so i probably wouldn't bet on her.

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