How about some Knock Knock jokes?

Knock Knock

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yeah?

Alright see no one answering so who's there

Praise

come on in its not locked

>KNOCK KNOCK
>WHO IS CURRENTLY BEHIND THE DOOR PLEASE
>HELLO IT IS ME, SEXCRUSADER1927, I AM HERE TO DELIVER A JOKE
>ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT THE JOKE, SIR?
>NO, THE JOKE IS THAT YOU SPEND TIME JERKING OFF TO 2D WAIFUS WHEN YOU COULD BE PARTICIPATING IN

S,,E,,X,,,,,C,,R,,U,,S,,A,,D,,E

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Praise who

below your ass

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Praise the sun!

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* insert laugh track here*

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knock knock

Who's there?

its the police ma'am, your con was killed in a hit and run accident, the driver was an alcohol

she will never con again

Eho's there?

two

Doctor

Doctor who?

Exactly

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DOCTOR SEX
HERE TO GIVE YOU A PRESCRIPTION
IT STATES:

user IS A HOMO
200CCS OF SEXCRUSADE, STAT

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Two who?

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someone ask for twowho?

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Knock knock

Hi :D

Oh thanks! How you're doing?

Who's there?

Owl

Owl who?

Who?

I actually laughed

Good one

knock knock

Who's there?

You know

You know who?

Exactly

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Feel free to use this whenever:
>knock knock
>who's there
>knocked
>knocked who
>knocked your mom

Nak nak

Nice

Who's there?

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Human

I've got one! Knock knock

knock knock

Human who?

Who's there?

Who's there?

Hawk

Knock knock

Hawk who?

KILL THE HUMAN

Mike Hawk

oh nooooo

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heh heh heh, took me a bit to get it

Good one

knock knock

dududududu dududududu dududududu dududu

BOI DUDUDUDUDUDUDU DU DU BOIBOIBOI
DU DU BOI

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knock knock