How much better would your life be if you woke up tomorrow with a much bigger cock?

it would probably make my dysphoria a lot worse

You could use it to take a picture for me, user. Pretty please. :3

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it would compel me to get sexual reassignment surgery even more

I h-have some pics but I won't post them in Jow Forums.

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Would be a little nicer if i woke up with a foreskin like that pic.

It's just a penis, not your face or anything. Don't be shy user, show that thing off for someone who'll appreciate it.

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Do you not have a job? You post almost every hour. Oh, and i saw the pic you posted last week. Nice cock. i am envious.

I have a 9" fat cock, if you think women let me pound away on them, I have news for you. Normal women don't like getting stuffed and pounded by big dicks, it's always some sick bitch that's into pain or being strangled only that allows it, and good luck going deep and nailing a bitch's cervix, they act like you're stabbing them in the stomach.

>there anons browsing this thread with cocks just like OP's picture

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Not at all. I already have a big pp. I sort of fucked a girl last week and she had a lot of trouble taking it so I just wound up jerking off. She was a nice person though.
You already posted your cock here, fucking attention whore.

I wiant to service Jow Forums cocks like a ravenous slut and swallow it all. A fucking spunk glutton.

Pull it out big guy~

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It wouldn't change anything because I'd still be a boring, autistic fuck with no social skills.

>Don't be shy user, show that thing off for someone who'll appreciate it.
I f-feel bad posting it.
>Do you not have a job?
N-No I'm a neet rn. Thank you for complimenting my pp You already posted your cock here
Yeah but it was my first dickpic I have ever taken. It's really shitty. I have good ones now but I won't post them.
>fucking attention whore.
Pls no bulli.

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literally post or kys fucking faggot

what's the point in taking good pictures if you wont share them

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Honestly, i would take a fuckton of dick pics and post them on /soc/, but everything else would remain the same since im pretty socially retarded, like i though becoming skinny would make me a chad because of gained confidence but i was still just as socially anxious as when i was fat ass so i dont think a new dick would make a difference

Maybe he should post them on soc, to avoid the banhammer

I'm 8" but I think it would be worse to have a smaller one. 8 is just the perfect size. The number 8 is the separation point between "huge" and just "big" so you can really grind up a girl's insides. It's enough to turn them on but not enough for them to consider not taking it due to cervix bruising pain.
Mine is also very aesthetic and people always praise me and say how nice it looks. I really lucked out on the cock genetics. I'm pretty handsome too. I think I only go to this board because of the copypasta killing bot.

Maybe he should post them on soc, to avoid the banhammer
I have considered posting, but i dont want it archived. There are already several pics of me out there. I have never seen them reposted, but you know.

fucking faggots, euugh

>literally post or kys fucking faggot
W-Why are you so mean?
>if you wont share them
I can send them on discord.

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>4 inches
A lot. Life would have the possibility of being good.

Post your discord cutie please

pls

fucking retards, euugh

>Post your discord cutie please
I could post my email where I'd mail you my discord but idk it's kinda late rn, it's 2.36 am.

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It looks really nice. Is good pp

>three (you)s in one post

Oh fuck user, it's making my useless little cock hard again. mnnf, more. more. MORE.

This.

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>eurochad with the huge cock

tfw only 7 inch dicklet
please let me see your bepis

Eh, I guess a bigger cock would be cool but I'm pretty happy with the one I have now.

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>7.5
i dont know, im already ugly and uninteresting, so probably not much

Would suck and pleasure. Very nice.

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Never heard of Ron Jeremy?

Thanks. I'm uncut too but when I get hard you can't really tell.

>It looks really nice. Is good pp
Ty

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> user i hope you wouldnt fuck my ass with that huge cock of yours

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>uncut

Not an issue. I'm glad you weren't mutilated. Thank your parents someday for it.

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unironically no, who is he?

Yes, yes, get it out of your system. You don't want to be fucked in the ass anyway. It's disgusting and the submissive cumshots you get from it (if you can) will leave you empty and depressed. Men weren't supposed to take it up the butt. The reason some think the prostate is to be stimulated is because it was evolved or made by the creator to give pleasure in submissive rape and inevitable death. Taking pictures of yourself will suffice. Don't act on gay shit. You will regret it. The patrician's fetish is fucking a girl with a guy whose penis is bigger than your own. You produce more ejaculate to compete with his bigger penis for better reproductive success.

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An, ugly, hairy pornstar with a huge cock. Look him up user. Be amazed at what having a big fat cock can do for you if you pull it out to the right person.

you're a fucking weirdo, man

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Well, I'd at least have something in my "things to love about myself" list.
I guess that would boost my self confidence a little bit, from 0 to...I dunno, 2 out of 100.

Archive searched you and I actually have you added from a discord server. It looks pretty nice.

>you're a fucking weirdo, man
Says the guy who encourages homo behavior that has no reproductive incentive whatsoever.
Those sad submissive feelings you get from submission come from our ancestors' inevitable deaths. It's anti-evolutionary. It's the sexual fetish of a dying person.

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might sound weir but i wouldnt really enjoy being a pornstar, i just want someone who loves me

shut up you weirdo

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for a couple hours until I eventually remember i'm fat and unemployed

>It looks pretty nice.

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He's also a jew with lots of jewish contacts in the porn industry.

>tfw 10 inch cock

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way better. I have 8 inches now but I wish I had 10 inches.

Lmao no fucking thanks i dont want a banana dick.

banana dicks are hot though

7.5"x5" currently
Life would suck. No girl has gotten close to being able to handle balls deep, and even at my pretty small girth (compared to the big boys) it could easily become an issue.

lots of women have told me that their sexual partners with big dicks were boring fucks

They were just telling you that to make you feel better.

only in your head, copecel.

I just wish I had a new bf
I just want a bf that wants cock
fuck 'gays' that hate sex
fucking hate them all

The sperm competition fetish is an almost bisexual fetish based around becoming friends with a male who has a large penis and confidence, and not feeling insecure or hostile in the presence of him. He can be your buddy and help you take better care of yourself without degrading you into becoming a tranny. On occasions, he allows you to participate in his sexual adventures where your inferior yet perfectly functional beta male cock gets seconds after he's stretched out and inseminated a thot.

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where the fuck are my average bros, it's lonely in here

t.6x5

>tfw 6x6
My dick looks kind of small in pictures, idk why

I'm 7x5.1-5.25 and I didn't have any issues the one time I had sex.

Would probably be worse when it comes to hooking up with most people.

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I would let you wake up next to my peepee but it's only 7x6.5"

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Post it and let's see if I'd even want to!

thats right. we are designed to bread and lead the next generation of children to be born. all dicklets are essentially denied the chance to procreate as soon i or any of my fellow chad dicks scoop out the beta sperm with our thick long cocks and insert our own sperm directly onto the cervix.
if your a dicklet, just accept your fate as a provider and let us breed the women.

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If six inches is average then im a waste of flesh, these threads fill my heart with anger and despair
>5x4

If I have no dick rn how big would it be?

shit guess i can stop being so sad when i constanly jack off but i dont really see an upside /:

You're missing my point a little bit. We should be bros again and not worry about penis size, and instead fuck women together, confident in our masculinity because the gay shit has been defeated with sperm competition facts. Males are aroused when they see another male aroused in the presence of a woman. That's the essence of porn. Women like multiple males having sex with them too. Everything gets left to sperm competition, and the larger penis has a higher chance to impregnate, but they won't always win

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the clit is technically an undeveloped dick, so it would be a really big clit

And again, if alpha males and beta males got together and worked cooperatively again instead of the increasing vitriolic language like "Chads" and "incels", it would be a nicer civilization. As whites, we'd have to ban birth control and abortion (except in rare cases)

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I'm already like 8x6 so a "much bigger cock" would be like say... 10x7"?

I would be able to literally get women off the internet just based off my cock size but I would probably have less chance of marrying an actual woman because it would be impractical in an LTR. The only women who would be interested would be fetishists who aren't nessecarily wife material. Sex would get worse for me.

On the other hand I'm bisexual and might be okay just living off pure sexual self-gratification. I could post pictures of myself and people would basically cum in droves. So it wouldn't be all bad it would just be hollow and bittersweet.

you sound like spongebob

>vocaroo.com/i/s0Ke3c8j7dVY
hahahaha. are you the angry vegan. You are incel urself bro.

if my cock was that hard AND that big waking up I would basically have a new chance at life. it would mean I have a lot of soul left in me. I forget I even have a dick sometimes. thanks pied

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I'm sorry, user. It's against the rules and I really like posting here.

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>On occasions, he allows you to participate in his sexual adventures where your inferior yet perfectly functional beta male cock gets seconds after he's stretched out and inseminated a thot.

This is backwards though. It's clearly better for the smaller male to warm up the woman and for the larger male to finish her off just on a practical level.

I would get laid and live the normie life.

idk I can't imagine fapping being that much better. I'll take getting my foreskin back even over an extra 4 inches of dick

I absolutely have this fetish as a big dick user but honestly I wouldn't invite you along because you sound like too much of a bitch.

You have to understand women love both average dicks and big dicks. They love big bodies and average bodies. Girls usually would prefer both if they had the choice. It's all about giving the girl different sensations and feels. You're competitive and cooperative with eachother trying to outdo eachother but trying to build eachother up as well.

Then you take turns knocking girls up and if either of you has a lot of trouble you'll maybe allow a bit of solo play so both you and your husbando can have kids. It's okay for one of you to have more kids than the other but how could two bros so close together ever completely disregard the others feelings and not help them knock up a girl if they're struggling?

>I wouldn't invite you along because you sound like too much of a bitch.
Mmm k... Well, most of the fun comes from comparing my average dick to big ones. Most anons (like I used to do) get anxiety over it. Instead, I've learned to see it as just another form of male competition, which is a lot hotter. It's addictive seeing big veiny white cocks, which is why it would be epic to have a friend with a big dick. I have virtually no interest in doing gay things though, because I'm pretty firm in my belief that sex is purely for reproduction - but there are ways to play with reproduction that are even hotter than traps/trannies/homo. It's borderline cuckoldry, but I look at it more like a scientist.

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I feel like that might be kinda shitty then

don't worry, true average is anywhere within 5 - 6.2 inches source:google it

Yeah I have much the same kink but you realise how you're not really providing every competition when you talk about how this big dick guy is going to help you out and you're going to go second.

I'd probably pop my current gf, my dick barely fits as it is. Never had any complaints besides "not so deep". I'm good.

6.5x5.5 btw

not much better.

it would be weird,
I've got a 7 1/2 incher already.

If I could, I'd trade my 6.5 inch dick against some average one from a guy who actually has a normal social life and a gf right away.

I guess having a small dick is still worse but knowing that you could theoretically pleasure a girl perfectly, but are too autistic and ugly to ever get to that point, is a cruel feeling

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Well right now i'm at the upper end of above average in both departments, but sadly i don't reach big status. If i woke up on the upper part of big, or huge, i guess i'd try to find size queens for sex/nudes, and maybe it'll feel better fapping to big dick hentai. Overall it would be pretty nice, but not lifechanging or anything.

Immeasurably better.