Anyone wanna be my friend...

anyone wanna be my friend? im gonna have some criterias and if you fit them and wanna be my fren you can tell more about yourself and post your discord or something and i'll add you if you seem cool :3


need to be a neet or have alot of freetime
be chill, dont get mad over dumb things like games and stuff
dont be a poorfag, you need to have money to buy the latest games and stuff to play with me
be from a 1st world european country
be around 18-20 year old
not materialistic
be cute

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>not materialistic
>cute

user i have got some bad news for your sense of self worth and identity....

whats the bad newss?

>being friends
>having criteria
being friends is about enjoying each other's presence. it involves accommodating shortcomings or "shortcomings" because it doesn't matter if they're ugly or poor or whatever, they're fun to be around. the fact that you value your requirements more than you value your friends makes you one massive idiot.

im gonna spell this out for you in case you arent being facetious because i think almost all souls have some hope...

caring about looks is along the same vein as materialism, social status and evolutionshit

its not about the soul if its about looks

ah i kinda meant cute in behavior and looks and materialism in buying stupid stuff and get hyped from it

Sounds like a hoot. Zanciks 1520

Me!
Does it matter in a guy or?

>need to be a neet or have alot of freetime
alright
>be chill, dont get mad over dumb things like games and stuff
prolly won't
>dont be a poorfag, you need to have money to buy the latest games and stuff to play with me
no, but I would be willing to play games with free online interaction like Animal Jam or Club Penguin, or games with fan-hosted servers that let me play pirated vidya like NetPlay Smash, Mario 64 online, or SAMP (San Andreas Multi Player)
>be from a 1st world European country
does America count?
>be around 18-20 year old
okay
>not materialistic
I'm not obsessively materialistic but I do have computers and stuff.
>be cute
What type of cute?

noo of course not

Okay also, is it an issue if I'm kind of depressed?

no america dont count,, i dont like high latency

>me want friend
>me want fren to meet standard
If you are idiotic enough to even fathom to write those two things together i am not suprised at all that you're lonely
Honestly your tire fire tier personality might be the reason you don't have anyone to talk to
Also
>cute
>asks on r9k of all places
You massive massive mongoloid

Not at all! Add me: Bacon#6275

buy me a plane ticket then if you're such a 'not poorfag' yourself.

as long as you dont bother me about
wtf you are not me

Uhhh I don't know what to say
Whatever op I am
leech#8671

>gonna have some criterias
>i'll add you if you seem cool
fuck off you narcissistic prick

Op is a footfag stay away

gonna pass on that one
suck my narcissistic balls

no you're not going to. do it.

why would i? orginal

I don't meet some of your criteria, but out of curiosity, what games do you play that are so dependent on latency?

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idk co-op games and stuff,,, i just dont like it

I live in USA so rip in kek but im still open to the idea
AndrewTheGuy#2698

I'm from central europe and have some money to buy games. Add me Somnium#4812

wow that convinced me doing it right now

>don't be a poorfag
>be a neet
he's asking for spoiled rich kids like himself. why would anyone want to deal with that.

ok OP here going to sleep now so if you fit the criterias add me winrawr#2867