You walk in on your girlfriend and your best friend in the same bed together. How do you react?

Rape my best friend and shit in my gf's vagina and stitch it up.

Grab my .40 and exorcise my god given right to kill traitors

>your girlfriend
>your best friend
Go to sleep on the empty bed.

jokes on you nigger i dont have a girlfriend or friens

man the cuck larp sickens me

I am bi. So I would punish them by fucking them both without lube.

>Cool
Walk away and never acknowledge their existence anymore. Probably would drink for a day or two, would take a day off or two at work, to rest and handle stress.

Start throwing my lucky meat cleavers while doing the dance of the whistling spider

already happened, he joined and we both fucked his gf.

backstory was that they wanted a threesome mmf and they asked me to join. so on the evening all 3 of us made out.
i slept on the couch in the living room and they in their bed. next morning she went for a shower and woke me up only covered with a towel. i got a heavy morning wood already, so we started fucking on the couch. he walked after a couple of minutes in on us, he just joined and we blew both our loads on her. he said he didn't mind, because that's why they invited me anyway.

Walk out and speak to neither ever again
Pretty easy
They've betrayed a layer of trust that's eventually forgivable, but unforgettable.

Also based.

not talk to either of them for a few years. reconnect with friend and be best man at his wedding while still being hopelessly in love with the girl even 10 years later.
literally happened to me. I hate myself.

did he marry that same girl?

lol no thank fuck.

*friend proceeds to fuck your brains out literally*

Ah okay i was worried for a sec. I think its alright you reconnected with your friend. Don't feel like a bitch about it. As for still being hung up on the girl, I can't help with that

>that's eventually forgivable
No, it's never forgivable.

Belly flop, possibly powerbomb, something off the top rope for sure.

Fuck my friend in the ass to assert my dominance.

This happened to Kawalski one day...

He came home early from work one evening and saw his wife in bed with his best friend. Immediately he ran to a dresser,opened the top drawer and pulled out a gun. He pointed it as his head while glaring at his wife.

"Kawalski! Don't be a fool!"she said.

And his reply?

"Shut up,bitch! You're NEXT!"

(That was a joke by the way)

that means you just turn in a circle then walk out fucking idiot

play rock paper scissors with myself to decide which one i beat to death first

I'd have unsheathed my katana and cut them down before they could even apologise
Based.

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will start masturbating ofc

This The only logical option.

>best friend
He will never do that.
Never.
I don't care about the thot but my best friends, we are brothers, I know them since we're 4 years old. They are not betrayers.

torch my best friend's most prized possession and then set his cat's tail on fire

Happened to me nearly 10 years ago except they were cuddling on my couch.

So nobodies on my bed?

Idk join the air force and kill myself.

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>implying I have either of those things

>be me
>shitty best friend
>fucking his girl
>oshit.jpeg
>he stares blankly
>does a 360
>moonwalks out of the room
>think I heard an ehee thrown in
>mfw my ex friend turns into Michael al Jackson when shocked.

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Beat the shit out of both of em. Idk really like in the moment rage and what not would kick in.

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Most likely murder both of them in a fit of rage. It's good that I'm single so I don't have to think about situations like this because I'm sure I would ruin the life of everyone involved.

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bro code is a myth

I would never cheat with a friend or foe of my bf but all my bf's friends are pursuing me behind his back. I tried to bring it up with my bf and he said I think too much of myself no way they would do that to him. I showed him a pic one of his friends sent with his hand down his pants and my bf got mad at me believing it was some other guy and he still brings it up. He even told the friend that sent the pic I was trading pics with some asshole, didn't ask him though if it was him.

go in the nearest corner while trying to not disturb them and start wankingg

>exorcise
exercise you dumb motherfucker.
Unless you're about to grab some holy water and a cross to banish your right to kill traitors.

>You guys ever saw someone get murdered with an hatchet?

They're about to...

Problem is priority...they are 2, I'm only one, I need to kill one of them first and the guy would be the most logical first target.
But then the bitch would get scot free.
Priorities...priorities...

Close the door and rip and tear

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>You walk in on your girlfriend and your best friend in the same bed together.

What if my best friend is also a girl?

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Thrust and pull

Newfagolini lurk moar

Not if you measure in degrees fahrenheit you brainlet

>Room for one more?!
>No, we're done user.

dump the retard

I'm positive I can beat both of their asses.

I'd be surprised that I have either.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

orignialiolol

Fuck my best friend in his ass while my girlfriend gets to lick my ass, after I cum I keep them both locked and fuck em when I want