The Monolith hums in anticipation, awaiting to reveal the answers you seek

>The Monolith hums in anticipation, awaiting to reveal the answers you seek.

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Will I get ugly and no longer be cute when I'm older?

>The Monolith hums in anticipation, awaiting to reveal the answers you seek.

Will it blend?

big ooves

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How is that an oof? It means I still have agency over this

Will I ever get to fuck my sister's fat ass?

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Why did my parents force me to go to public school?

bc accurate responses
spooky, how did the monolith know it's not a valid question?

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Man, that public school education sure is showing.

Is it ok that I don't have any real aspirations in life and want to just work and play videogames?

Should I have many kids or few kids

Thanks Mr. Monolith.

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Will I ever break free from the vaginal jew?

Am I gonna make it, Monolith?


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Well, as long as there is a chance Monolith-sama.

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Will my new gf cheat on me at some point?

Could I box out mike tyson?

When I asked to transfer to a school less geared towards normies did my parents refuse to inentionally further ruin my life and my ability to achieve my goals?

Can I really become an animator or comic book artist despite being bad at drawing?

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will i ever be loved by someone

Am I going to "make it," whatever that entails? :3

>its already happening
W-what?

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I become monolith, yes?

Can these answers be trusted?

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Is OP a huge fucking faggot who cant wait to get TOPPED by gayboys on grindr?

this user will die today, yes?

Will I one day be rich and famous?

Fuck this gay stone, i'm here to kill the eggheads for fucking up with the world

[Shall I finally find love?]

Good on you, lad
Now go out and make it

>it depends on you
p-p-please dont k-kill me user

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Way too profound. This monolith is legit.

>p-p-please dont k-kill me user
will I succeed

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Do girls like to be tickled as much as I like tickling them?

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Well if you say so, monolith.
DO GIRLS LIKE TO BE TICKLED AS MUCH AS I LIKE TICKLING THEM??

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When can I meet the love of my life

Is she a lezbo? Origins

Am I going to get this assignment finished in time?

does my want me to cum inside her?

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Should I ask you any questions?

Will this user accidentally kill himself trying to kill the other user?

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will iget gf this year? origpasta

>all depends on you
o-okay please don't make me kill myself user i-im sorry

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Am I the reason that no reasonably attractive girl is interested in me?

Message unclear, rerolling for clarity

Will i graduate highschool eventually?

NOT ORIGINALLY

Rerolling, you gotta do better faggolith

Will I eventually graduate school?

Hugh Jackman

Will I fuck the girl I like?

Is someone keeping a close eye on me? Like actually spying on me?

SHID

originaligano

I'm a actually autistic?

Halo halo

Will this existence of mine ever get better ?

Will I get out of here early

thanks in advance mr. monolith

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Do people hate me for some odd reason?
Greeny

will i get a cute canadian gf monolith?

Will it get worse ?

Will I get a job this year almighty monolith?

Are people afraid of me for some really odd reason??

Is everyone in this thread gay?

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Haha, I knew it. Cya later faggots!

Am I actually a really closeted gay faggot?

will i ever lose my virginity?
originali

Will I pass all my courses this semester almighty monolith???!

Will this board's tranny menace ever end?

fuck this shit wtf

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Will I pass all my school courses this semester all mighty monolith?
Please I need to pass these courses

Should I just move on Mr.Monolith?

>After you die
That's scary

>when you're on the receiving end of necrophilia

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Will our futile wishes be granted in this thread almighty monolith?

Will I be able to have sex with a qt khv cunny?

Will it take me longer than 5 years to find a girlfriend I like who also likes me back?

Will I graduate school eventually monolith? Give me an genuine answer monolith please.

will i ever not be suicidal?

Based Monolith

Give yourself to Allah so you can have the 70 virgins

Will I slowly, over the course of months and years, transform into a cute girl in body and mind? :3c

Will I always be alone? Will I die alone?

Am I correctly reading what happened on Tuesday?

We thank you oh Monolith for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.
May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will.

Will I ever experience true bliss?

Will zoloft help me orig

Okay. Will I ever experience true bliss?

Will I put my cock in that sphincter ever again?

Will my LDR work out in the end?

Well so much for trying

Monolith will this thing I just thought of happen?

Will I ever truly love someone that loves me back

Will I learn Russian

Will I get have to resort to prostitutes to get a good big tits girl?

will i ever originally obtain a bf

Will i quit my job within a year?

Will i die before my 30s?
Please be a yes

Well, that's a weird answer

Will i quit my job and find a better one?

Oh monolith am I ever going to find somebody who loves me back romantically?

Oof. I kinda figured as much though