There are people on r9k who unironically think "it gets better"

There are people on r9k who unironically think "it gets better"

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there is some shit that humans simply cannot overcome. you are living proof

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Money can't buy acceptance of your peers

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at least he has kind of a nice nose

My driving purpose is to take amphetamines and Methamphetamines

it doesnt get better at all. you simply get used to it over time

It does get better, I can not wait for when I am soaring through the sky untill I hit the ground and die in an instant, will be a massive improvement.

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>finally fixed rotator cuff and posture after 5 years of pain
>get food poisoning

Another year and then ill be happy

I know it this time

>My driving purpose is to take amphetamines and Methamphetamines
many such cases

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This is totally my year!

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>tfw no one takes your pain seriously

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Nah Im saying another year of effort then maybe things will change
>been telling myself this for 11 years

That's the only reason I haven't killed myself yet. Some hope that things will get better if I try.

>been telling myself this for 11 years

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Never give up hope. Maybe you'll be the one

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Reminder that Anthony Bourdain had the life you all wish you had and he still killed himself.
There's only one way this ends for all of us.

thumbnail looked like james rolfe

>Reminder that Anthony Bourdain had the life you all wish you had and he still killed himself.

ouch

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this "anthony" guy had rooms full of anime merchandise and played the latest video games on super fast wifi speed?

What? No. Anthony had sex.

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r9k level loneliness can happen to girls too

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No it cant. Fuck off norman

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>No it cant. Fuck off

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spending the night with her family instead of you. all you had to do was ask

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she cuts herself at night because you never asked her out

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Sure, it can.
If you're a 9/10, that means that only a tiny percentage of guys are in your league.

Now imagine having every goblin, manlet, freak and loser asking you out while you're trying to go on a date with the first actually hot guy you've met in months.
>I'm sorry, Anonne, I know it's not your fault, but I don't feel I can really give you the attention you deserve when you're constantly being hit-on by other guys.

Your own image doesn't even believe your shit.

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>chad only, teehee

ITT: friendless losers whose friends have never surprised them on their birthday with a cake.

you will never know her level of pain

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Why do you think a girl should settle for anything less?
Why don't you try to date a fat girl or something?

Tfw it's my birthday today since 13
minutes ago. 26 lads

>Literally proving my image true
R9k loneliness only exists if there is literally nobody interested, not even the non-existent hypothetical landwhale spouted

I'm sure there's a girl with low enough standards who would say yes if you asked her out. But you would never do that because you dont want an ugly girl. Same goes for women. There's endless amounts of disgusting incels that want girlfriends, but nobody wants to lower their standards that much. Stop coping you faggot

>it's my birthday today since 13
>minutes ago. 26 lads

i wish it could have been better for you

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looking back on it my birthday in 09 or 10 I was doomed from the start

I remember needing to take a break from playing WoW to eat my cake and open presents

>even the non-existent hypothetical landwhale

exists

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>I'm sure there's a girl with low enough standards who would say yes if you asked her out

what are you fags waiting for? she exists at every school.

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>landwhale
>non-existent hypothetical

You, my friend, have clearly never been to the USA.

It can get better

The fact that i'm browsing r9k says enough tbqh.

I guarantee she's had a bf at a point in her life.

This. It CAN get better. You have to actually put the work in to see that it DOES get better.

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Lies. Ive literally been rejected by the least attractive woman I know.

>I guarantee she's had a bf at a point in her life.
Yeah. Most adolescents have had at least a romantic, non-sexual relationship in their teen years.

When i said non-existent hypothetical, i was referring to one that has never had a bf or at least been asked out

>Ive literally been rejected by the least attractive woman I know.
Question 1: Are you uglier than she is? Her number still might have been higher than yours.

Question 2: Was she aware you were asking her out because you thought it was a sure thing, since she was ugly?

YAY AND SOON WE WILL HAVE CHRISTMAS WHERE WE CAN SEE OUR FAMILY AGAIN.

user HOW IS WORK OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND

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1: no im not actually that ugly but I am noticably autistic
2:i didn't ask her out because I thought it was a sure thing because she was ugly. I asked her out because she was one of the few girls that talked to me and i was lonely.

Not for the men on Jow Forums
>r9k level loneliness can happen to girls too
is bullshit.

Ah, I see.

Still not hypothetical, though. I was chubby (ok, fat) throughout my childhood and I never got asked out. Well, not by any boys who weren't playing a mean prank. Didn't go to Prom or any other school dances.

It wasn't until I got to college and got in shape that guys started asking me out.

Even now, fifty pounds lighter, I've still got that fat girl mentality. Like my guard is always up.
>Why is he asking me out?
>Did he lose a bet or something?

>I asked her out because she was one of the few girls that talked to me and i was lonely.
Tough one. You ruined what could have been a nice friendship.

Pro-tip: strike up a friendship with a girl, and she will notice you're lonely and try to set you up with one of her friends. That's an old-fashioned way of getting a gf, but it's still surprisingly effective.

>user HOW IS WORK OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND

work is boring but steady. i work from home 40 hours a week and make $17/hr. My GF moved back in with her husband but she still gets off to me.

>Strike up a friendship with a girl
I don't even have a friendship with a guy how the fuck am I supposed to get one with a girl?

It gets better, trust me.
Just be who you are bro.

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Go to meetups. Socializing is gay but you'll at least gather one person to talk to.

You had one and you botched it.
I would say "Do what you did to get the last one" but I think we both know you don't know what that was.

You can buy friends by treating them out all the time desu

Look at this genuinely autistic girl who got stood up by every single person she invited to her birthday. would you have gone?

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Yeah if I was invited by her and not their/my mom because they felt bad about me not going.

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it got better for me. ama

Since when this is average? This girl is really cute, I'd easily give her an 8

That's very sad if true. I would go, I'm always nice to retards.

I don't want to be the creep hitting up high school girls. I am no sooner after all.

woman did that to him

That's an 8 for you?! What the hell is a 5?

We usually settle for anything that is even barely attractive. How many men have you found that wouldn't settle for nothing less than a 10/10 actress with big milkies and the tightest pussy in the world?

>I would go, I'm always nice to retards.

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That's a 5 That's a 2 But i don't know, maybe I fell in love with this "average" girl, I'm 100% sure I'd ask this girl out if I knew her irl

that picture is 2005 as all hell

Aside from the 2 (accurate) your numbering scale is all messed up.

>Aside from the 2 (accurate) your numbering scale is all messed up.
agreed

>if you need to talk just come over or give me a call
>that moment comes
>user I'm really busy atm

>Turning 20 in three months
>Live with grandma
>Even look like this dude
Fuck this picture man

She looks good for 91

This Massachusetts woman doesn't have any of her own friends to ask for cards? She needs to resort to the internet?

I haven't browsed this board in a years and it got better for me

i always feel bad for parents who spend so much on bday parties. just give the kid the cash and let em loose at a toys r us

Yeah I will turn my life around next month when I turn 30! Right, Lads!

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Lawdy please god tell me this is bait

Poor girl but she set herself up by having a party and inviting people.

OP is a Jew and will die a Jew.
The only sickness that lacks a cure is Judaism.

Not him but if i guarantee id fall in love with both if i knew them irl

>Short hair
Is she retarded, does she want to look ugly?

She's a 5
She's an 8
She's a 4
She's an 8
She's a 9
She's a 6
She's a 2
She's a 6
I'm guessing she's a 5

Do you guys agree?

i dont like that this kid is lumped in here. there's nothing wrong with that kid at all. he actually looks happy and brigt eyed. he doesn't deserve to be mocked or exemplified on this board

there's nothing wrong with this girl either

You have the first two mixed up.

I ate all of this in 1 sitting. I ate 2 donuts on the bus ride back to my apartment. It's not going to get better for me, so I might as well go down with hedonism.

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I think we have different tastes.

I would've

or he has normal standards

his smile is faked. probably comes from a rich family and is just trying to make his dad feel good

that's not even a good taste in junk food. what's really wrong?

it doesn't get better if you get a job

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this thread is bs it got better for me MAKE AN EFFORT, makes a huge difference.

it does get better sometimes. recently I figured out how to buy drugs off Tor. this is the greatest improvement in my life for the past 5 years. don't say never

It's possible, but not in the conventional fairy tale or underdog story kind of way. It's almost an equivalent to crossing the Berlin Wall in 1962.

I don't blame you. We all need some way to cope.

>MAKE AN EFFORT, makes a huge difference.
Go out, they said

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