Men: post your idea of the ideal female body

Men: post your idea of the ideal female body

Women: post your idea of the ideal male body

If youre LGBTBBQFAG then post the body of whatever you like I guess

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perfect body coming through, jelly transvestites on suicide watch

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Short, wide hips, not too chunky or skinny, boob size can be any

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Pale blonde white girls are the best. Extra points if they have a plump butt.

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You deserve to hang

unironically kylie

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mamamia kylie

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+1 upvote for you sir

angelbabyyyy

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Fat and very hairy, something like this (could be fatter, and could be a lot hairier):

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long, wavy, brown/black hair
glasses
green eyes are pretty hot
gotta be obese; belly>thighs>ass>tits

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You are mentaIly iIl.

I just like men with average bodies and their height about 5'10/5'11

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These people are fat

Then I guess I like fat guys, oh well

So this is the power of literal mental illness. Yikes!

Im a degenerate with an unquenchable thirst for girls who are fat as fuck and getting fatter.

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Avg weight and up less than morbidly obese though.
Height any.
Hair preferably short but any is fine except curly.
Breasts should be B or higher. No offence intended to flatbots.
Pic not included because fuck you.

less about body in general, but this is literally the perfect cock

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If we're talking just aesthetically, it'd be something like pic related. Tall, slim, athletic but more sinewy than muscular. Statuesque. Someone with wide shoulders (for a woman) and a straight posture. Masculine but not manly.
Big boobs or hips that give too much of a swinging gait are a no-no.
I'm not sexually attracted to any of that but that's the woman I'd like to date or marry. The "ideal" female body. Wouldn't have sex with her though.

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short brown chubby qt with big dark areola

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Wtf is with all the chubby chasing degenerates on this board

Tall and a little chunky. I hate stereotypical muscular Chads, I always think they're probably gay and mean.

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This: pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5acac41aa8d45

Yeah, wtf. Why isn't everyone into trannies like you? Now that's normal and not at all degenerate.

This is my dream girl. Just imagine the smell.

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>Men: post your idea of the ideal female body

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>>Men: post your idea of the ideal female body
3dpig

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something like this
color is irrelevant

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A woman should be fit, no excess flab, just a body shaped by exercise and necessity.

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Have you not seen the 300 to 600 pound women being posted in the same thread?

My ideal male body:
>my boyfriend's body
Thank you for reading my post everyone. Have a great day.

>me coming in here with the 2d
i haven't ever seen someone i think of as the perfect ideal physically or emotionally but basically if we're strictly talking physically then a guy who's short, slender, very feminine looking, has an innocent look to him, beautiful in a sense

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this isn't average nor fat, this is decent shape
you don't get that without some exercise
but nowadays everybody thinks being "in shape" is being Zyzz or some shit because muh gyms

Body, pic related. Sticc, short, small bewbs.

Facial structure isn't feminine enough though, plus I'd prefer redhead or blonde.

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Maybe something along these lines for the face. Very feminine, small mouth, big eyes, freckles are nice too.

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He has tiny nipples. A true freak of nature

I know a kahzakstani guy like that. But you arent alone, girls are all over him.

>I hate stereotypical muscular Chads, I always think they're probably gay and mean
Nice cope you fat bitch.

THICC GOTH MOMMY
Don't care about height. Be a smol girl or an amazon goddess; just as long as you're pretty.

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Cuter before imho

This one

actual elf ears are a plus

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Based. Preggo Mal Malloy is hot as fuck

>You are mentaIly iIl.
How?

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small tits/juicy butt is my favorite body type for girls

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t. coomer

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Based petitte gentleman.
Smol girls are best girls.

you know those are fake right?
based

the smol girls are mine, not yours, mine. go after other girls

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im going to fuck all the smol girls and then im going to fuck you.
You are not being a fren, so you will get your ass raped.

wide hips/butt, big tits (not huge), tanned skin, really pretty face

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she's so perfect it hurts bros how do i get an alis gf

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This kind of body. All the 3DPD are ugly.

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This is almost everything that I could ever want. If she had a hairy pussy she'd be perfect.

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Holy fuck this is it. This is the perfect female body.

Pretty basic stuff. Big tits & ass lil bit chubby but not much fatter than me. Weird thing is that all the girls I've been romantically interested in haven't had those features. Usually they had small tits and average ass. Maybe I just associate physically attractive fearures w/ normie girls.

congrats you have an IQ above room tempature unlike non Japanese gooks

>t. gay, mean muscleboi

small breasts, big hips, thick thighs, nice feet, a little meat on here but no fat or obese

I've had a crush on jenna louise coleman every since i was a little kid and saw her on dr who

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fit, strong, but also reserved and the silent confident vibe

desu i want what i cant have and the jock type makes me shut my legs but whenever i see a fit looking guy focused or deeply thinking i sink into a puddle on the floor

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Unironically this. Fat and flabby paired with stacey-face.

I have this body but I'm short.

This is the kind of gf I wish I could get.

Ahh my body looks like this, thank you user. I feel a little better now

This, but in female form. I don't feel attraction to a woman unless she has a very high IQ. Needless to say I live my life in a shroud of disappointment.

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big tiddy goth gamer lolita gf

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Fuck off, cancerous larpfaggot.

Unironically the rapist from that one show. If I could find a guy who looks like him and play out a rape fantasy with me, that would be perfect.

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i have a dad bod and i'm studying compsci
please talk to me

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Tell me, what about the guy you posted tells you that he is confident? Or right, it is impossible to tell. He is just hot.

Women are such a fucking joke. Claim that you care about personality but all you truly care about is if he is handsome.

Inb4 incel

ideal body 1

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ideal body 2

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ideal body 3

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ideal body 4

847389228

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>i want what i cant have
>please talk to me

>women are such a fucking joke

its like you guys are TRYING to be here forever

ideal body 5

2768132

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Subtract the tattoos and nigger mating dance. Wide hips, small to average tits, pale, nice round ass, watermelon crushing thighs.

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ideal body 6

4836473

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ideal body 7

937783527

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ideal body 8

9378439

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ideal body 9

47938772

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Not that I deserve one like this, but I like this kind of aesthetic. It's nice.

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Exhibit Boriginal

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ideal body 10

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Literal boy body

That's pretty fucking sexy. Too bad there not a lot of this kind of material. Yes there's prego stuff, but not with malloy's body

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why is she moving like a retard

Fuck, this is the body I want for myself. The road is long but I am getting there. We are all gonna make it.

you're in this thread too buddy :^)
post discord

Exhibit Coriginal

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Anything goes as long as she is a good person with me.

Except landwhales. Just no. Fuck 'em.

Exhibit D
Wish I knew, user

Forgot file, forgive the retardation

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Biscuit Oliva strikes again

Short on anavar into cosplay.
like Rachelle

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Nice collarbones, good neck, pleasant face, nicely shaped breasts, fit abs. Can't really ask for much more than that. This one is nice too.

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nice job proving the roastie's point, retard

big win for fat retards