Girl dies riding her bike when her boobs make her lose her balance and she's crushed by a truck. Truly ironic.
> Olivia Wojciechowska, 18 years old, failed to stop at a crossing light and rode her bike into the path of a heavy goods vehicle as it turned into the road she was crossing. > The girl was wearing headphones while cycling and was not paying attention to the road, investigators found. She did not see the approaching 16-wheel truck until the last possible moment. > Olivia was wearing fashionable non-athletic clothing that provided little support for the teenager's large breasts. > The shifting weight of the unrestrained breasts likely caused the girl to lose her balance as she tried to avoid the road hazard, authorities say in a newly released incident report. > The distracted teen fell off her bike into the path of the heavy truck. She was dragged under the wheels and suffered fatal crush injuries at the scene in Salford, Greater Manchester.
> Olivia Wojciechowska, who had just turned 18, was an aspiring model and worked as a waitress in Greater Manchester. She was biking to her waitressing job when the collision happened. > The teenager refused to wear proper athletic attire, which would have held her bosom in place while she was cycling, as she thought this clothing was unfashionable, her friends said. > When the 18-year-old girl suddenly saw the oncoming truck and quickly tried to stop, she was thrown off-balance by the weight of her own breasts swinging forward, the new report indicates. > The teen tumbled off the bike onto the pavement with a startled scream, witnesses said. The heavy goods vehicle continued forward and crushed the poor girl under its wheels. > The driver of the truck, Krzysztof Charewicz, was cleared of any blame after investigators said the 5mph impact was unavoidable.
>> The girl was wearing headphones while cycling and was not paying attention to the road, investigators found. She did not see the approaching 16-wheel truck until the last possible moment. > Olivia was wearing fashionable non-athletic clothing that provided little support for the teenager's large breasts. P A T R O L L E D
Juan Wilson
ahahahahhaah oh my god i love it when roasties die
>Media been subtle with their porn propaganda Like who the fuck would have known her tits made her fall off the bike in a first place? I don't care what they say the dumb bitch can't ride a bike and rode in front of a truck.
there's no way you could ride at bike speed and check 360 around you for cars and still be safe not to hit a curb or something. i have trouble checking intersections on foot, let alone on a bike.
Alexander Perry
>> The shifting weight of the unrestrained breasts likely caused the girl to lose her balance as she tried to avoid the road hazard, authorities say in a newly released incident report. Something tells me there was no shortage of volunteers to conduct that investigation
Austin Peterson
Noooooooo. Boobies are great. It's not their fault they're on a stupid roastie.
Hudson Ward
IG filters are boner killers.
Nolan Green
With great tits comes great responsibility. Sadly this dumb bitch was not worthy to possess those magnificent funbags.
Angel Reed
CHESTLETS ONCE AGAIN, WIN AGAIN
John Wood
lads wat happen to Tim twitter its gone
Colton Morris
>>an aspiring model
t. instagram
>worked as a waitress in Greater Manchester.
t. service industry, nothing to offer apart from looks.
>refused to wear proper athletic attire
t. dumb
> Krzysztof Charewicz
t. Polish lad
Noah Sanchez
t. never been to Netherlands
Evan Ramirez
Bike go crash crash, meanwhile nigger doing autopsy checking out her bits says it was the tits that were the problem. He takes photos of said tits to save to his wank bank. We're meant to feel sorry for her regarding the circumstances yet no photo of boobs to wank to either. What kind of bullshit is this?
Charles Thomas
I had infantile obesity and major food addiction the entirety of my life. my boobs aren't huge, but they are big. I understand how neccessary it is to die when you have large breasts. hopefully she's in a much better place
Mason Green
Her breasts are not nearly large enough to throw her off balance. They are not even large to begin with except in some Asian prison camp where the average is an A-cup like in Japan.
Daniel Sanchez
All this happened and you're still an incel. Don't you want to kill yourself sometimes?
Jaxson Long
So she died because she was a fucking retard and not paying attention, not because her tits were too big. Got it.
Jonathan Bennett
>Some dopey teen got crushed in the 3rd world >I better off myself.
Christian Taylor
Your breasts are the least of your problems, but kudos on pissing me off over text
Cameron Johnson
That's because cyclists in our country act like they are fucking trucks and expect everything to stop for them. Most of them fucking stopped putting their arm out on a T-split anyone on foot to stop and figure out their movements while watching for cars as well. Cyclists in the Netherlands are fucking scum.
Ayden Ramirez
Nigger, by all means you're 12th world, you can't even manage to perform basic biological functions. You bet your ass that's plenty of reason to off yourself. Get to it
Robert King
>Your breasts are the least of your problems I was an obese infant, but I could still run until about 2nd grade when the fat flaps got so big they'd flap when I ran. I didn't even dare ask my parents to spend money on me for something positive about my body. they'd get me a training bra and hand-me-downs that didn't come close to fitting a few years later. but the boobs really made everything harder. They're not the least of my problems, that's definitely the infantile obesity and being forced to see food as my real parents, but boobs have been in the top 5 most of my problems most of my life. it hurts when they flap.
Connor Phillips
If you think that's bad, try running without any sort of underwear. I tried it once and my dick slapped my thighs and balls so hard I actually bruised it and hurt like a bitch for 2 days after. Never again.
Samuel Gomez
even with 2 sports bras on I can't run without them flapping. I can't put on underwear to lessen the back pain either, bras are so expensive
Benjamin Kelly
So just wear a sports bra and don't run so hard that your boobs bounce. Aren't wired bras the ones that are most expensive?
Luis Gomez
I have to murder my parents
Benjamin Kelly
If that will help in your quest of making your gigantic milkers feel better, more power to you I guess.
Kevin Kelly
I didn't give myself infantile obesity, I couldn't possibly have. That's the reason they are so big so killing them I will be avenging myself
Ryder Richardson
Are you still obese though? You seem really stuck on the idea of "infantile obesity". Sure your parents were neglectful but why are you specifically hung up on the infantile part. At least you have mammoth mammaries. It's like a fat guy complaining his dick is large.
James Cook
It is going to be okay Mohammed. As soon as you collapse your country we will be sure to invite ourselves in and erect a Disney park in your honor or more like our honor. Maybe it will be Aladdin themed but racist in only the lovable way Disney can pull off. Maybe pork shishkebabs in pages of the Koran will be our top food fare.
Gavin Lewis
360lbs, 5'11" >why are you specifically hung up on the infantile part I needed my body and they stole her from me from the moment I was born. I needed to be able to be active without my lungs burning after 5 minutes. I needed to be able to run, they stole the one I had in this world that could make me happy. I was going to lose the weight when I could have full control over my groceries, but the obesity caused a stroke when I was 17 and that fucked up my body up even more. it started in infancy, they knew how to ruin someone's life. the worst part is gym was my favorite class, I loved being active, as hard as it was being a fat kid I always tried to give it my all. that was my fatal mistake, I shouldn't have let them see me try.
Jason Morgan
Isn't it possible to get gastric bypass if you've had a stroke due to obesity? What do you do now?
Jack Campbell
Just stop eating nigger. Just put the fork down.
Michael Collins
lmao I'm a useless neet I could easily diet, but I love my parents so much I want to make them so happy and I know they are happy when I'm in pain. that's why they always fed me when I cried as an infant, gave me my favorite candy(circus peanuts) everyday, and bought me McDs everyday before dinner. I want to be 600lbs for them.
What do you mean you don't have vidya? Are you phoneposting right now? What do you do all day?
Jaxson Martinez
I plan to, they'll know how much they fucked up. I don't have vidya.
Joshua Sullivan
Ok, so you're a neet that doesn't have vidya. What do you do all day?
Jacob Jones
I waste time until I can get my hands on some pot or cigarettes.
James Ward
Your first step should be getting a hobby then quit smoking cigarettes.
Nicholas Peterson
I don't have any interests, I'm too consumed with hatred for that.
Jacob Flores
Then you require help beyond my abilities. Godspeed and I hope you find the willpower to change instead of dying miserable.
Andrew Reed
>Then you require help tomato tomahto
Logan Ortiz
Just show your mega milk already, ignore him
Robert Perry
maybe if I could survive on my own as a safety net in case anything happens but nope, I don't get to live a proper a life because my parents are gullible idiots suicide is my only option
Isaac Richardson
what does this have to do with showing your boobs
Charles Morris
I don't like it, it makes me hurt all over.
Caleb Perez
So show us your boobs to see if it hurts us as well
Xavier Myers
tie a noose for me and I'll show you what you want
