Do you think your life would be less pathetic if you had a very big dick?

Do you think your life would be less pathetic if you had a very big dick?

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mm yep! i do with what i am given

Not at all, a big dick doesnt mean anything unless the rest of you looks good too.

Yes
I can easily get girls but I have a 10cm pencil
I don't fuck them unless they are reeeally drunk
If it was big I wouldn't have to say no to sex requests

I just want an uncut one. I'd kill myself because of circumcision if I didn't already have another reason.

>if you had a very big dick?
I think 9 inches count as very big. It doesn't help me with anything.

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>he thinks 9 inches is big, not just barely average

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>he thinks 9 inches is big, not just barely average
S-Stop trying to make me insecure.

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9in does count as very big. Average is 5-7in.

Maybe in Burgerland. In white countries it is on the small end of average.

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This is it, my dick's size doesn't matter if I can't even fucking enjoy the thing properly

Having a big dick is a meme.
By the time you are getting naked with a girl your dick size doesnt matter unless microdick.

Agree with this, I have a large dick, and other than her enjoying it because of the novelty, a girl tends to cum hardest when you're fingering her and licking her clit

I'm British you retard.

>British
>white
I said white countries, you retard.

user its not good to be so jealous of men with bigger penii than you

No, I'm hung like a horse and still a broken human

>10 inches reporting in

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No. Why would that make any difference in the slightest?

For women that's barely acceptable.
Now if you are a fag...it's even worse.

>I just want an uncut one

A dick all warm and cosy inside it's little skin cocoon.
Kinda feel sad for you cutfags.

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But women only accept dicks above 8 inches.
Women don't care about statistics, get that in your heads.
Just like the famous "80% of men rated below average by women"
Statistics, logic, the constraints of reality, women don't care about any of it.

Why are you trying to make me insecure?

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like the other guy said, women all think they deserve a 6'2+ 9"+ 9/10+ chad who can fuck for hours and makes six figures a year, anything less and they're settling.

nah rather have big brain to make the chemicals to give everyone a big dick

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Yeah. She fucked KYR Sp33dy because he has a huge dick

>have big dick
>still pathetic
Nope, I don't think anything would change with a small penor

No, I have a 7 inch penis but I'm still pathetic

all my dick does is make getting erections in public a nightmare

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I think it's a nightmare for everyone. Be proud of your large weiner.

Nah, women don't all think that at all. Lots of women would find 9in+ too painful, especially for hours. Women in porn aren't representative of IRL women, maybe try speaking to some