>class, stand up, say your name, and say one interesting thing about yourself
Class, stand up, say your name, and say one interesting thing about yourself
Nathaniel Smith
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Hudson Bailey
>my nam user an i like video games :D
why didn't i have any friends?
Tyler Robinson
My go to response now has just been "Im user, and there is nothing to tell." Worked every time so far.
Benjamin Martinez
Mgube oogga booga
Parker King
Isaac Lopez
My name is Sigurdr. I love raiding.
Charles Gonzalez
my name's irek
and i like jazz
Benjamin Foster
>my name is Stan and I'm pretty boring haha
Ryder Evans
>i'm user and uhhhhhhhhh
>sit down, next
recommend some, I've been listening to only rock lately and shit's getting boring
Carson Rogers
Charles Johnson
*stands up*
Hi, my name is Pepe Grenouille von Channer IV, Baron of Londington Estershire Caulway. But my friends call me Pepe-samauwuuu~. I save 1 tendie from every order of chicken tendies I've eaten over the last 40 years; my collection is a sight to behold indeed. My favorite dipping sauce is a combination of ranch, hot sauce, mayo and ketchup, which I have aptly named Pepe's Exquisite and Nutritious Incendiary Sauce. Eat some.
I look forward to studying with you all.
*tips hat*
*collapses auditorium*
Joshua Clark
>hi im user, im studying ___ and i can taste the dif between coke and pepsi
or
>its pronounced gif not gif
were my go-tos
Oliver Allen
Had to do something similar to this last night, just not as bad. I'm taking a new class that's going to last 5 years and last night was our third night. We got back from break a little before the teacher did so his assistant went around and asked us all what we did for work. I was second to last so I had time to listen to everyone else go first. I started getting really bad anxiety and had a small anxiety attack. My body started shaking and shivering and my neck was twitching a bit. I recited over and over again in my head what to say while waiting. Finally he calls on me and I say where I work and what I do and it actually came out right. He shakes his head with this weirded out, confused look and says "What..." I repeated what I said but fucked it up and fumbled over a few words. He asked me what that was so I gave a one sentence explanation. He said "Alright" and moved on to the next kid. I literally want nothing more than to just be able to interact with people like a normal fucking human but I just can't. Social anxiety/social phobia/agoraphobia has ruined my entire existence. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.
Ayden Kelly
finally
pepsi master race for me bro
what about you?
Dylan Sanchez
YUGH coke for me my friend
Camden Harris
absolute degenerate
how can you?
hahah its ok we all like different things
. like i love spicy food
Oliver Foster
not him but I prefer coke
pepsi is a bit too sweet for my liking
>like i love spicy food
based
Liam Evans
"Icebreakers" should be illegal, they serve no purpose other than to shame asocial people.
Jacob Lewis
its a filter for normies, losers, and the social butterfly chads who make everyone laugh or nod smiling. god it feels good to be part of the last group
Jace Russell
i pref the sweetness
spicy food is top!!
i love the korean spicy noodles
also
i like em cuz future convos wont be awkward and i wont have to ask for their names.
Andrew Moore
i still use that as my go-to up to now.
Hudson Stewart
I would do the same as exept my class would always say that I do retarded stuff like I go to after school minecraft gaming club, so that new teachers would dislike me from the get go.
Sebastian Rodriguez
My name is Liz. I was that boy who was repeatedly raped and blamed for all of it.
Mason White
have you tried not being an autist
Jason Ramirez
Not who you were talking to from before but just wanted to say your taste is 10/10. Ryo is God and Takeuchi is a babe.
John Miller
>"Okay class, get a partner"
>number of people in class is not even...
Bentley Sanders
"It's okay, I like to work alone anyway"
Tyler Robinson
I'm user and I like to draw hentai of my favorite Pokemon getting pegged by what ever father figure I've latched onto that week.
Matthew Carter
>okay class, everyone think of a adjective that uses the first letter of your first name and we will play a game where you have to say everyones new name out loud by yourself
Jackson Foster
Or worse, having to find out a fun fact about your classmates directly by talking to them, as part of an activity. When it was my turn to present to the class what I had found out, I had nothing to say because I was too autistic to talk to anyone.
Parker Williams
My name is Vojtech Vysin and i hate NIGGERS
Samuel Moore
>Good morning, everyone, my name is user, nice to meet you all! I want to watch every single one of you die horrific deaths for no reason other than I want to know that you are dead and gone forever. It doesnt even have to be me. I dont even get any enjoyment or relief from it. I just want all of you dead.
Daniel Lewis
>OHAYOU, SEKAI
>GOOD MORNING, WORLD
Watashi wa Senku desu. This is exhilarating. I am going to space.
Anthony Perez
10 BELLION PERCENTO
Michael Davis
every teacher, boss, or leading figure who does this should be put to death
Grayson Bell
I just had to do this shit at a parent-teacher meeting. Fucking retarded. It felt like an excuse for the other parents to show how bourgeoisie they are.
Juan Murphy
i take pleasure in revealing as little about myself as possible when shit like this happens. people can tell that I'm a pretty enigmatic person cause i think a lot more than i speak. i enjoy my privacy though so I just say shit like
>my name is user and once when I was really bored I downloaded rpg minesweeper.
today though I think I shall say
hi my name is user and my shorts are falling down again.
Brody Parker
>I... I have to go to the bathroom all of the sudden.
Isaiah Mitchell
That sounds like something Sasuke Uchiha would say. Very bad response.
Easton Ross
This touched me on a spiritual level.
Dylan Wright
Why the fuck would any living creature choose the flat plain sweet taste of Pepsi over the nuanced rewarding flavour of Coke
Eli Garcia
I enjoy the oppurtunity to remind pathetic people exist
I've stopped caring
Bentley Rodriguez
>teacher has to assign you to a group
Aaron Foster
>rehearse in my head what I'm going to say
>time comes
>stutter kicks in
Never wanted to off myself more.
Wyatt Rivera
>Hi, my name is Chase. I-I like philosophy, sketching, and reading greek tragedy