Hey cutie, my shift ends in twenty minutes

>Hey cutie, my shift ends in twenty minutes
>Care to come back to my place?

Wdyd bros?

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It's a trap, she want's to talk me about communism

mess up by telling her that i have somewhere to be but maybe we could meet up later only to never get the opportunity to again.

>go
>eat mad pussy
>get whatsapp number
>proceed to have free booty call for the next 3-4 years before she decides to marry some rich guy and have disgusting kids and turn into a landwhale
Works every time.

>not wanting free neetbux
AOC is the hero we need

too real dude..

origil

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Whenever I call a girl home and she says some infantoid bullshit like that I'll make sure I'll never give her the oportunity again. Maybe it works like that for roasties too.

To be fair, she could learn a thing or two about foreign policy.

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>turn into a landwhale
Damn I can't wait for fat AOC it's going to be great

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>Rando chick talks to you about sex at her place
This is how you lose kidneys user.
Do you want to wake up in a bathtub full of ice?
Cause you won't, you'll just be dead.

>you'll just be dead
That made my choice far easier.

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There are actually girls in the world that do that, user. I've fucked quite the lot of them. Believe it or not some women really need sex.

i've realized i'm too reserved about my plans for the day. i've just gotten used to living w/ parents who kinda hover over you that i just tell them what they want to hear and keep what i've done to myself.

I wouldn't mind if she seized my means of production.

>There are actually girls in the world that do that, user.
Not to guys like me.

More like snipped off your means of reproduction; it's AOC we're talking

>a bartender could one day become US president
please america, do not, it's just too much

>a bartender with political experience is worse than a reality TV star with no political experience
what.

Ask her if she'll let me use the townhouse, and if she refuses, ask her why she takes money from democratic socialists.

user, being a cultural in a capitalist system doesn't mean you have to starve yourself.
Just look at the Jow Forums bogeyman George Soros

I've talked about this with my dad before. I don't think she's attractive but she's on TV so you'd kinda have to fuck her if you had the chance just so you can tell your boys about it.

can't believe this literal bar-slut roastie is a u.s. representative
o wait yes I can
honk honkk

she's already getting BLEACHED

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