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Sparkling water when you expect still is genuinely a day ruiner.

dont get caught cycling under the influence lad

legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1988/52/section/30

>they criticise my pics
>they post none
>they criticise my vocaroos
>they post none
>they criticise my money
>they have none
>they criticise my drugs
>they have none
>they criticise the boatyard thingy
>they never show up
>they criticise the pussy I get
>they get none

hmmmm, surely being this jealous must be confusing?

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I reckon I could tape my half-printed burger king vouchers together to create whole-vouchers and they would be accepted.

Calling the police on Burger King thieves in this thread

news.sky.com/story/zakari-william-bennett-eko-baby-who-died-after-being-pulled-from-river-was-cheepy-little-chappie-11808997

fucking hell

chompin' on a log of poo

Nothing wrong with mending your own property, lad.

ohoohooho

news.sky.com/story/sam-smith-singer-reportedly-wants-to-be-called-they-instead-of-he-11808457

good lads at wikipedia on it

vocaroo.com/i/s0sTku7qe89c

milkies mummy give suckies BIG MILKIES I WANT MILKIES MUMMY SUCKY ON MILKIES

nobody cares you alcoholic incel

Already wasted at 14:35... might be a full blown alcoholic now lads...
Anyone living in Bristol? Does anyone want to go out for drinks a bit later? I'm so fucking bored and lonely.

started lifting yet?

id be down desu lod

>has a few drinks and tells his life story via vocaroo

lmaoooooo

chesters road bearsden

7PM

be there, you won't

some faggot changed all the pronouns to "they" and "their" but the references and citations still say he

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anonymongs are all the same

Pruesse is literally one of the biggest mongs to grace our thread.

How you getting to balmaha boatyard at 9pm if I've already put you in the hospital at 7pm?

Got him fiItered tbqh

>t. stan
youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY

it's funny how i questioned britnormie about his pubes character yesterday and he's here today.

imagine using anti-bullying software i'm fuckin creasin

Blocked the loo again
It's happening at least once a week now, this is madness
Noan should have to keep a poo knife in the bathroom

Haha hey lads check out this celebrity leaked sex tape!
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Look I be like, what's really good?
Say you're a gangsta, what's really good?
Say you're a thug then, what's really good?
Come show man blud, what's really good?

listening to gec
youtube.com/watch?v=qgKWy4AnqqM

football soon lads, time for cosiness

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friendly reminder I win

scots invented football actually

you ain't a glasgae cunt cunt

LADS
What cv template am I supposed to use? Been jobless neet for too many years and dont know how to do it :(

Copy one off Montster jobs they have a couple templates

what a dumb little phoneposter

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This shit has grown on me so much
youtube.com/watch?v=z97qLNXeAMQ

Had fun watching Liverpool earlier, now back to the misery that is watching Man United.

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name/details
brief paragraph on your experience
list jobs and responsibilities
list education

Do not put a fucking photograph on or list your hobbies

that was the point mate.

Not sure if l thought this would be a horror movie when l downloaded it but it's actually about a nonce who just got out of prison. He's still a bit of a nonce but he doesnt fuck any children and gets an adult gf so that's good l guess.

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work coach told me to set it out like
name
contact stuff
work history starting with latest job
school stuff

he also said something about a covering letter but i forgot about that

You seen Jacob's Ladder movie user?

you've never been to glasgow in your life

yeah that's what I would expect.
I worked in recruitment for a while and the dodgy shit people sent in for very good jobs was so strange.

The original yeah. Some good visuals l remember.

Is it true pube has an IQ of 253?

went to glasgow for my nan's funeral actually cunt
live in aberdeen

I heard he once fought a tadpole and nearly won

fuck it mask off

i could have done anything today, but instead i stayed inside and got drunk again

damn tinchy stryder is at my door

It's only 3 pm lad, get sobered up and do something

i have no idea what i want to do. what are you doing today , you might give me some ideas

Cheers lads, gonna fill in this monster one. It's a gardening company and I do it as a hobby so I put that in the personal statement bit at the top. Should I put my age in there? Bit embarrassing desu.

i'm a northern powerhouse m8

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I'm tidying up the place in between watching the footy (can't even find a decent stream), gym after that then a film tonight. Plenty of stuff to do rather than get pissed up

Why yes, I do contribute to the PCGamingWiki, how could you tell?

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oh you horny beast ram me up muh pooper.
knew it.

What's on the agenda today lads? Gonna do a bit of reading myself

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wonder if there is/why there isn't already a blacked imitation site called pozzed

reckon it'd be really popular with degenerates

lt's illegal to intentionally poz someone.

No they'd only be pretending to get pozzed, same way the women only pretend to enjoy getting railed by black savages.

Don't need your age.

>he doesn't include his picture in his CV
Never gonna make it

you need to put down yer conquests as well so they know you're a top shagger

>!!o7Y+sCf1NL9
Get fucked, you tedious cunt.

yeah but it wouldn't real would it

not like blacked is real

THE YOUNG JAILBAIT GIRL NEXT DOOR IS WASHING HER PARENTS CAR!

Pics or you're a faggot lad

ask her for her id, ya know so you can be sure your not pervin on a under 16 year old

crystal palace getting dabbbbbed on bruhh

Is this some kind of e-girl? Saw her online and she looks kinda recognisable

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go sports team, beat the other sports team!

go anime girl, do the kawaii noise!

based chinaman destroying them

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he shoots he peace signs
kinooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal

wait, did you just assume because i like like football i like anime? what kinda logic is that?

Got me CV finished, just need some references. Got two people in mind, but cant contact one of them until tomorrow. How acceptable is it to put "references available on request"?
Seems a bit cheeky if I'm honest.

remember when little peep and xxtentacon were popular and now they kill nobody listens to them anymore

i dont like*
cant type today

>i like like

haha remember all the little zoomers saying that peep fella was gonna be the next cobain after he died

absolutely nobody remembers the fucker now

>remember when little peep and xxtentacon were popular
no

Not cheeky at all, that's what most people put. If it's a like a Tesco job they probably will need a reference otherwise it makes nod ifference.

chinky little shit

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i think most of the lads are out with their friends and/or family today. britfeel usually isnt this slow

fuckin normies in are fred :(

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sorry lad i dont get what you mean

love anime
hate sports

simple as