/r9gay/ - #831

Reminder that you'll never get to wrap your arms around a guy that cares about you.

Lies! One day, one day...

because he'll be wrapping them around me for sure!

>not reciprocating a hug
You sicken me.

yes and I will win you a stuffed animal

>ywn kill the enderdragon with your minecraft bf

i have to somehow avoid the curse..

Silly user I already knew that one

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Only if we can go looking for elytra after.

why cant i quit being gay

> going on a grindr date in a few hours
Wish me luck, weirdos. We're going to the beach.

yay! I love stuffed plushies

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Christ, imagine being almost 30 and still browsing this board without any bf to show for it.

>tfw no scrappy facial hair and polo shirts bf

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We'll have some burgs too

I'm 26 and I'm scared this will be me.

I have had 4 bfs, but they all didnt work out.

I think I gotta be in the best shape and start looking. Everything else I could've sworn i was doing right

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I'm 26 and only held hands like 10 years ago a few times.

>4 bfs
gee bill

First time ever visiting one of these threads. I live in Forsyth, Georgia which is near Atlanta. Anyone close by?

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Where is /m/ boyo, we can atleast be buds

Not at the same time lol

I can hold your hand

Sorry, I'm kind of committed to someone already.

The stereotype of anime posting normalfag does not stop perpetuating itself.

tips and tricks about how to get 4bf? is there a guide somewhere?

thanks for making me feel happi user

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tfw dead inside twink. I just wish I didnt have to die alone and had someone to talk too. aaaaaaahhhhhh

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>wojak edits
ew

ill talk to you if your in the same timezone as me

Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?

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>tfw no bf to watch rasslin with

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what time zone are you at?

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>hetalia
name a bigger red flag

englandistan bud

>tfw self esteem too low to talk to cute boys on the internet

honestly?
being conservative

being a twink doesnt make you cute, trust me. there are some ugly ass twinks out there

>tfw will never have sex since I look good but have brown cock and butthole since everyone expects twinks to have pink butthole these days I wont get laid

Atleast I got pink nipples

but some twinks are cute and they intimidate me and I want to be like them but I'm not and that's upsetting

>pink everything twink but still ugly as fuck so it doesn't matter

dw sometimes those same twinks wish they were soft, squishy pale femboys with big booties and big dongs instead of the slim, toned, slightly tanned average dick bodies they were fucking given instead
im not bitter

we arent in the same timezone but we are close by. would have been nice talking to someone. but I guess I will better luck next time ;(

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try being a forever alone twink who only get hit on by douches and married guys. tfw you will never make chicken tendies for your nice bf when he gets back from work and play vidya together

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>ywn solve anons captcha for him

>that sad feel when bf is spending time with his family instead of with me

>only get hit on by douches and married guys
Wow, poor you. faggot normalcunt gtfo

>tfw no bf to serenade

>fell asleep on the couch in long johns
>wake up with a boner that is clearly outlined in it
i sure am glad that anyone who came into the living room knows my dick size now

wish there was one of those faceapp type things that gave you a subjective/10 rating

drop me a discord and ill add you buddy

there are several websites that do that

>tfw no bf to call me a disgusting pig and threaten to break up with me when I don't stick to my diet

>tfw no bf to play wc3 custom games with

Reminder to be on the lookout for a brown Australian boy going by something like Cook or Chef or anything like that. His original discord tag was 5883, but he may have made a new account after my last post about him last thread, but HE IS UNDERAGE. Be careful not to trade lewd images with him, fellow gaybots

S E E T H E
Are you a bottom?

If it's who I think you're talking about then he's still around and was active in the last thread even after your PSA.

But baby 15 will get me 20

Is he into abuse and bdsm type stuff?

He has mentioned it before, but I can't tell if he's serious or just wanted to seem interesting. He's pretty boring either way

should i just give up and be in a relationship with a 2D bot

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no problem sweetie, hope you stay happy

I kinda want to slap a cute boy in the nuts and then hold him while he's whining

Sounds hot desu.
originintendo

At the big e, local state carnival, with no cuteboy ;[

I wouldn't do it too hard just enough to make him squirm around for a while ;)

I'm looking for you rn. I will hold your hand when I see you

if you give up on finding a bf remember to not give up on improving the rest of your life

>tfw no cute and shy submissive gay friend to sexually degrade and make him fall in love with me even if I'm straight and will never love him back

Ugly pigs don't deserve boyfriends. All you need to eat is cock

Are you there actually?

I remember being in a thread where someone else was there but they were too shy

>hair growing up base of penis
Its over. My body wont listen to me.

>sunshine
Prematurely aging skin
>lolipops
Fat
>rainbows
lgbtq slut feast

When i get a bf im never letting him leave my grasp.

>hair growing almost on top of the pp

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and? I'm sure they're still cute

>tfw age spots at 26

>autism
>ugly
>too retarded
i was never meant to get a bf so why not just get a 2D one

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>tfw biscum friend is a bottom
he just has to be the center of attention

Facial hair is ugly on a twink and on a bottom right?

I think it's cute if it's boyish and sparse, but that's just me.

I know that user but nobody wants to give me cock to eat and I don't want to be a slut so it would have to be my boyfriend

>tfw no gay robot fren to talk about boys with

I fucking need this in my life please

Give me your contact so I can be your boyfriend and feed you with my cum. I will bully you into being thin and cute, you disgusting pig.

pls ruin my emotional life and make me believe someone cares about me
y-you too?

>tfw this, except my cute and shy submissive friend would be a straight boy that's a prison gay and thinks he has what it takes to be a top, even though deep down in his heart he's a bottom and will be treated as such

no just messing around if I was there though I'd hang out with you

anyone else asexual but have a fetish for forcibly lewding boys?

>asexual
>have a fetish
u wot

s-stop calling me out like that user

Add me. Both of you. If you are good boys I'll keep you around.
kin#6663

DON'T LET ME DIE WITH ME BOOTS ON!

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no sorry im too shy and i bet youre also scary