Weirdest fetish thread? What's something that gets you off that even you find odd

>his name

pls no

Sorry dude he's all male

Seeing a girl dressed up in a corny girl scout outfit, or wearing pink underwear with teddy bear or love heart symbols on it.

Wait, so is it a mtf or an ftm?
I'm never sure if guys on here missgender for T H E E D G E or are actually using the pronouns people would like them to use.

t. Faggot
She had amazing tits,shame she had them fucking sawed off

sleeveless turtlenecks are patrician

wonder bread

this is very attractive

i'm a religion fetishist - very tame.

i fetishize religious clothing, ceremony, rules, the authority aspects, and how they relate to gender.

essentially, i fantasize about the idea of a matriarchal church where only women can be ordained, lead, etc - and i want to feel fully inferior to them, envious of them, and totally reverent towards them. i love thinking of real christian churches and flipping them!

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Mmm, she's rather delicious.

Findom over the internet makes absolutely no sense to me

just get a hooker, or a gold diggin girlfriend.
you know, one you can actually fuck.

it is beyond pathetic

OP's pic is 100% biological female, however she's FTM trans.

She had those big delicious tits of hers removed. Such a shame.

I get really turned on by by the idea of a skinny girl who wants to put on weight and get thicc - borderline obese. Not something I'd ever want to follow through with though, since jeopardizing someone's help probably isn't worth a few fat nuts.

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>borderline obese
>picture of a morbidly obese
retard

>implying that isnt even hotter
what is wrong with you

love girl farts
simple as

boo let me have my fun tricking people

Stinky hairy girl

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The only thing that I could get off to is this.
There isn't much good stuff out there so I mainly use my imagination.

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Fucking every time. Goddamn kikes and their gender magic.

I want to breed a ebony slut while calling her a nigger as she calls me massa

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hyperballs cumflation big sub totally not shota smalll dom.

i fap to trannies sometimes but i've been starting to less and less

fucking degenerate i know

Why are they so hot?
oregano

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You want to be regressed? Or regress someone else? I can relate to the latter, the former I guess I could understand

Nipple fucking get me rock hard even though its physically impossible

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Not him, but that's gonna be the former for me.

Patrician fetish, mahman

Facefucking and then fucking a dyke stud bitch into submission.

Diamonds

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What about this is sexy?
Are you a masochistic environmentalist?

If someone drugged and raped this ugly dyke she would go back to being a woman

Sounding desu

Kill yourself, disgusting faggot. Original comment.

Would love to fuck lesbian tom boys like pick related back to feminity.
My long pennor would help.

>Stopping at borderline
She can get as big as she wants to be, no matter how big that may be. I'd be even better if she induced lactation so more of the weight goes to her tits.

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I used to keep leeches as pets and let them feed off me to fuel my strange parasite fetish.

Nothing has every got me harder than watching them bloat up on my own blood.

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ingest a worm next time you pussy

Leeches almost never eat.

beastiality. its one of the reason i hate myself so much

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I literally can't get off unless I get my nipples stimulated.

I like forced sex where a much larger/buffer person rapes another smaller/weaker. No toys/bondage shit, just pure physical domination. Can be man on man, girl on man, man on girl, whatever

I always fantasize myself as being the one raped tho

No thanks, I'd rather keep them were I can see them.

I had quite a few, and only fed one at a time. If they weren't hungry, I'd prick myself to draw a little blood and see if that got their attention.

I have a lot of fetishes, I think my weirdest one is either computer viruses, trophy plaques or diaper TF.

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I know what I'm going to shoot my boy lotion to tonight

Subtle forced feminization. Here's an example:

>naughty boy gets punished by parents/teacher/authority figure
>usually one of the punishment is that he has to wear booty shorts and have shaved legs (bonus points if they're his sister's, or belonged to his school crush)
>no skirts or dresses, that's too overtly feminine
>also the boy has to have short hair and look like a boy, the whole punishment/humiliation aspect is completely lost if he just looks like a pretty girl
>over time it escalates, to where he is forced to occasionally wear lipstick, nail polish, etc. but is still obviously male
>has to go to school like this
>is forced to perform humiliating tasks (cleaning the floor/toilets, singing girly pop songs, getting spanked, attending ballet class, etc) in view of his classmates, especially girls
>never gets super overly sexual, or overtly feminizing (ie, "you're a naughty boy, so you can no longer wear pants" instead of "you're a naughty boy, go dress like a slutty bimbo")

Tons of forced feminization/crossdressing material on the Internet, yet almost all of it goes way over the top with the femininity and sexualization, to the point where I'm just looking at/reading a story about a tranny, instead of just a normal boy who is given a humiliating punishment. I always have to come up with my own scenarios and images in my mind if I'm horny and feel like fapping.

You are not alone, my friend. Bimbofication shit is so revolting

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Tfw no butch dyke to dominate you and be the big spoon while she pegs you . Why even live

i want a gang of cute girls to brutally beat me up
i mean really beat me up, black eye, bloody nose, lipstick marks from them kissing my cheek/face before hitting it, etc
after noticing my erection they take turns making me cum inside each of them

woman who wants to have babies and not abort them

fucking the brains out of a buff dyke lookin' jit while she cracks my jaw and give eachother bodyshots.

basically FightFucking Buff women is my kink, hard to find porn on it without it suddenly disappearing tho, so imagination and watchin buff chicks get fucked like schoolgirls it is ;n; feelsbadman

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this is patrician as fuck
where to find fighter gfs?

I exclusively go after lesbian women. I don't believe there are lesbians women, just bi women. I have a harem of bi women I fuck regularly, some are even dating one another. I eat pussy better than any girl they've dated/

Girls shitting, especially if they're trying to hold it in or shitting outdoors and thus exposed. The odd thing is I'm completely averse to scat.

oklonobo

>Forcibly hate-fuck an extremely cock-phobic dyke
>Do it right in front of her powerless girlfriend who cries in a corner
>Blow the receiver's lesbianic mind
>Ruin their relationship
>Bonus if she gets knocked up
>Super bonus if she wants to keep the baby and marry the father
>Hyper bonus if they both get knocked up and one hates it, but is too defeated to do anything about it.

slapping god in the face. You could have been a moddle with those cans

Huge freak tits and the idea of just groping someone in public

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repent nigga

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fatty goals ifam

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>shart-man

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I'm really into short hair on girls. Pixies, shaves, buzzed, bald, you name it. Especially stuff involving shaving.
I also like tall girls and muscle girls, but I see those posted a lot. Nobody else seems to be into this outside of the hushed whispers of fringe fetish groups that dare not post their real names lest they face shame for their preference.
It's big enough that there's a decently sized amount of porn materials for it, but it's been built up over the years since porn was on tape. Definitely not as big as any other stuff.
It's really hard finding anyone to fit that criteria. A lot of college age whores that only shaved their heads because of mental instability, political extremists, and other generally unsavory categories of people. No woman I've ever met has expressed a purely fetishistic interest in this stuff, and as a matter of fact, the very notion of cutting their hair is seen as worse than death or torture to a majority of women. I've seen a scant few online scattered across various sites (I could probably count them off on my fingers in total), and many of them have legions of orbiters and fall into at least one unsavory category.
And the few I've seen in public are always taken.

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100% this
"straight" or "gay" literally does not exist
just varying degrees of self-repression
everybody likes to fuck

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Based

My fetish would be real pleasure. When i see a video where the girl is having a good time for real, i fucking love it.
For better understanding of what im saying, there is a video of Ashly Anderson on pornhub called "talkative sex" or some shit like that where she is being fucked while having an interview, and there are moments where she stops talking cos the dick is being real good.
Is amazing.
Btw, can someone help me with finding the vid of the two camwhores in my pic?
the names are "chillwaveAphy" and "true Widow"
thats the first lesbian cam they did a few years ago before aphy dissapeared. I never got to find it.

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Just watch gay porn, it's lightbulb head heaven

>lol faget
I'm already accustomed to this response, so your attempt at an insult won't get a rise out of me.
It's specifically related to females. I am not in any way attracted to men/males/anything with a Y chromosome/etc.
A muscular woman would still have a female figure, breasts, and genitalia, as would a tall woman. The same goes for bald women.
Men and women are fundamentally different from their bodies to their minds, no amount of muscle, hair, or height will change that basic biological fact.

>Men and women are fundamentally different
But you are looking for typically masculine traits in women, it's a sign of denial

Mummification bondage

Don't really think it's that weird, but I've been attracted to it since I was a kid. It's basically just heavy bondage. Always liked how it highlighted the figure of whoever was wrapped and the fact that it is almost inescapable.

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>masculine traits
None of these are genetic traits, however. Every single one I find attraction to is only considered masculine or feminine by culture. Unga bunga likes long hair on women, and chunga bunga didn't. Unga bunga has more friends that agree with him and chunga bunga doesn't. Unga bunga and his tribe spread their fetish so much that it becomes normalized in the society that's made. Their descendants see it as normalized. They write novels, poems, and even some religious texts further ingraining what was once unga bunga's own personal fetish into the public's mind as being the natural order, and even ordained by the heavens themselves. Anyone left that thinks like chunga bunga is murdered on the charge of "sexual deviancy", despite the fact that nothing about what chunga bunga liked was at all wrong or a perversion of the natural order. So people who like it stay quiet and live a lie their whole lives.
Then one day, one of unga bunga's descendants gets on a Vietnamese tunnel digging forum and calls chunga bunga's descendants secretly gay for having a specific fetish that is only about women.
Fuck off.

Amputation. Girls with their limbs removed. No prosthetics, they ruin it for me.

Parasites.

Hyper cocks.

sorry, eurosleep time

But for me it's the action/act itself that makes it hot, the perspective of it doesn't matter all too much. A bigger factor is whether or not it's well written, which almost all fetish erotica is

goddamn, this coupled with mind control/hypnosis is a kink I never knew I had, but I NEEED IIT

Reminds me of the time my mom made me wear a dress when I was a kid.

Not really all that humiliating (especially considering a couple years later I'd literally have to wear drag for a school play) but I think about that sometimes.

>Amputation
exhentai.org/g/942065/4892043cd5/

>Parasites
exhentai.org/g/1058082/026d2b1a8c/

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replace feet with literally any other bodypart and youve summed up the mystery of sexual attraction

I have to wonder how many niche tastes don't have pictures?

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It's an actual mental disorder; thanks to how your brain maps out the human body and where it's located, it cross-wires with the part that deals with your genitals, and there you go: You now fetishize feet.

your links don't work

newfag lol can't access the sekrit club website

Hairy women (as in, entirely unshaven, not just pubes)
i don't consider it weird, but if i were to tell anyone about they'd probably think it was, or call me gay.

You don't have to hate yourself user. No one's getting hurt. It's hot to see the eagerness of raw animal sexuality. Yeah we're deviants, but Degenerate is just a label. No matter what anyone says it's not inherently spiritually harmful, and that's really the only important measure of loath-able sexuality.

Based user. I also approach this the same way.

>your links don't work
you just posted cringe bro

paedophiles make this claim as well

have been coming to Jow Forums since 2008.
overcome your cringe and explain to me how to work these links

nipple stimulation is balls, I don't get why more people don't do it
I could wank without it, but why would I? It feels way better

I get off on women burning themselves with hair straighteners, often in situations where they are getting ready to go out. its hard to find picture/video and prostitutes charge quite a bit for letting you do it. I did pay a prostitute 500 dollars once to dress up to go out and burn herself with them right on her forehead. its so fucking hot because its degradation but doesn't require an animal, nigger etc to have sex with someone. Just hot as fuck to imagine them dressing up to go out and get fucked but their incel hair straighteners say NO and punish them, burning their head face or hands, meaning they no longer feel comfortable going outside, worse than being RAPED. Fuck its hot as hell to me man. I'd love to see one straighten her fanny hair and burn her clit. that would be the ultimate BRANDING.

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>have been coming to Jow Forums since 2008.

Then you need to leave because obviously you're brain dead

>since 2008
which boards do you consistently use?

getting past sadpanda is a common bitch for many users

I don't know what is it called (if it has a name at all). Assisted suicide sex maybe?

Basically a girl/woman wants to die for some reason during sex. The reason can't be old age, terminal illness or anything understandable like she is tied to a bomb and doesn't want to die as a virgin. She doesn't face poverty or abuse, looks normal or even hot. She has a good life otherwise. Then comes the male who helps her with it and in return he can have his way with her body. One of the most important things is acting "professional" about it. Giving her medication to not feel pain and last longer for example because while I like the idea of cutting off the head when she orgasms, my favorite is still hanging or strangling her to death.

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I'm the shaving guy, I understand your struggle