You silly slowpoke user... looks like you'll have to stand up for the entire trip

>you silly slowpoke user... looks like you'll have to stand up for the entire trip

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>"That's OK."
>Stand in aisle directly next to bitch in sunglasses
>Loudly every minute or two for entire trip

Alright we had a trip to museum
While on our back some bitch took my seat
Then offered me to sit on her lap
Shit was heaven

No I wont.

>grab that bitch by the back of her head
>slam her face into my knee
>throw her out of the seat
>sit down

Why did you make me do this?
>cry like a bitch for the entire trip
>loudly

Why do Russian girls have such wide jaws/mandibles?

So..many...white girls...AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK IM COOMING AGHHHHGGGHHH

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>Loudly every minute or two for entire trip
Intimidating.

>Drive that bus off a cliff
>Make sure to jump out as i'm doing it

Reminds me of when I took the bus in bosnia. Most people were somewhat considerate and offered a seat but the older folks had no self awareness of their body odor, so I just walked everywhere

>Make sure to jump out as i'm doing it
Why?

So I don't go down with them obviously.

Did you paint on the hat of the girl in 4th row?

Wait you sat on a women's lap lmao

I don't follow, why would you want to do that?

>you silly slowpoke user... looks like you'll have to stand up for the entire trip
wew, thank god I checked if my fly was open before hopping in.

>I'll just get off at the next stop and walk home

Yes I also groped her thighs all way
Stay mad

you cant stand up on the upstairs in buses its against the rules.

That's the Chad genes coming through.

lmao
>fuckingrobotletmepostmydamnreaction

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>no problem I have another seat to take.

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Oh really? Silly you. I have a car.

>>Loudly every minute or two for entire trip
>Intimidating.

That post would make more sense if the word 'fart' hadn't somehow gotten dropped from it

white women bro. they're so masculine. I can only go for asian women now.

>You wish roasty

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Do you have a fart ready every minute or two?
Reconsider your diet.

OOOOOOH GOD WHATEVER YOU GIRLS DO DONT HUMILIATE ME, I CAN HARDLY HOLD BACK THIS COOM TSUNAMI. OH GOD, YOU GUYS GOTTA CLEAR THE BUS QUICK!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUARKKKKKKKKKKKK IM COOMING! IM COOMING ALL OVER YOU! *Flies around the buss from the sheer force of cooming* JESUS OH SHIT! *left nut explodes* *femerbreaker.VLC* I COULDNT EMPTY MY COOM SACK SOON ENOUGH, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFTT THE HOUSE, JUST PLEASE LET ME COOM THE REST OUT OF MY RIGHT NUT O-OH FUARK
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *pants* oh god.. what have i done?.. being a coomer has taken its toll... oh god the pain... faurk...

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Wtf happened senpai

Yo did Chang just take the world by the balls and kill himself alongside a bus full of people??? Does anyone have an article for this?

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why the hell are we having a trip without enough seats. what kind of moron planned this