Sufferation and poverty

Sufferation and poverty

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you get everything you deserve for trying to get your dick wet you debauched human being. Go confess

What does asf stand for?

Now she and her man, who called himself Dan,
Were in the next room, at the hoe down!
Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin
He said, "Danny boyy, thissss is a showdown!"
But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot...
And Rocky... collapsed... in thE CORNNAAAAAHHHHHH
DADADADADADADADADADENENENE

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"as fuck" you literal boomer

I feel no shame whatsoever

If you're looking for love then go out and find it. There ain't nowt on dating apps other than harlots and normies

>double texting
>writing way more than her
>asking her to go "sometime"
>asking her to go in like 30 minutes
>asking to meet her during daytime for first date
>being too available, making it obvious you have nothing going on for 2 days in a row

What's the point of this thread? It seems like she's open to a date and she looks cute so I don't see the problem.

Well good because I want to be a normie and fuck sluts. Go eat your basedbeans if you think you're too good for that.

"as fuck" is abbreviated "af", you literal wonderful person who deserves to be loved

I can't really blame you in all honestly, perhaps it's futile that I try to pull girls who I see marrying

cuz the bitch stopped responding. It's Sunday night.

Is it too much to ask that you respond within an hour or so? Like damn, nobody is that busy.

Just send another text and ask if she would still like to go sometime, maybe next weekend. You shouldn't give up right away, but if she turns you down or ignores you this time then give up.

First of all, it seems you ignored everything I said about what you did wrong. Second, just cause she may be able to respond in an hour or so does not mean you should try to set up a date in 30 minutes from now. Third, fucking yes dude people who aren't losers cannot always respond to a text within an hour

Horrible advice, better to say nothing more

why the hell would you try to make plans with less than an hours notice

Agree 1000000%. you Said everything on my mind.

Op should not complain if hes fucking up THIS BAD

Worst advice on this fucking thread lol. Read that dudes advice up there ^ in green text. Dont my make it seem like youre such a fucking loner and free / desperate. Wait for her to reply

How so? The worst that could happen is that she says no and nothing changes. It'd show he's not willing to just give up on her right away and he'll give her another chance.

this user is right you have to pretend youre busy and cant immediately respond because it makes you look like a desperate loser but dubs confirm that nobody is too busy to respond on a saturday within an hour.
The only real excuse for not replying is because youre at work. Otherwise, youre either bad at checking your phone or are pretending you cant reply. Still, its the game you have to play. There've been times when I've said I cant meet somebody because im busy even when Im not just to seem like I have shit going on.

How does having free time on a weekend make you come off as a loner? Not even normies are busy every weekend.

As of right now, she probably won't respond to you again. But if you give it a week she MIGHT see that you aren't that desperate and reply back. If she doesn't, you could sent one more reply but it has to be something playful/interesting not just asking her out again. If you ask her out again now or within the next day then there will be absolutely zero chance of another reply.

Have you had more than a few girls in your life? Really ask yourself this. I dont see how this advice would work if your answer is yes.

The rest of the convo is pretty cringe

I wonder if she's even real or not. I never get matches.

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Your desperate replies + saying youll also be free tomorrow makes you seem like a loner. Anyways, why are you arguing? You are the one who hasnt had a reply. Dont fucking come in here trying to argue after multiple people give you the same advice.

This really sums up the dilemma of the male sex. I('m guessing you're young, and just like most of us guys we have no idea how to interact with girls at that age. By the time you get to my age and figure it out, the really young ones like this are much harder to get cause they don't want a 30yo boomer

because reality =/= outward projection
you have to play the stupid game. Just get used to it and learn the rules if you want to shag cheap thots off tinder

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>we should go there sometime
>ok
>LET'S GO TODAY IN ONE HOUR?!?!?!?!?
Why would you do this? This just makes you seem like a loser.

>AND DONT WORRY IF YOU DONT WANT TO GO IN AN HOUR WE CAN GO TOMORROW OR THE DAY AFTER!

That was kind of cringe but I try not to give a shit too much. I gave her the hours for tomorrow so it's not like "I'm trying to pressure you to go on a date ASAP"

Bottom line: pretty girls are impossible to please

That's stupid too, bro.
You already killed the attraction, it's over. Your only option now is to never text her again and MAYBE she'll text you eventually.
Next time you try and arrange a date, don't portray yourself as a guy who has so little going on in his life that he is free within an hour of making plans.
>We should go to museum sometime
>I'm down
>*don't respond and don't text her again for a few days*
>*Wednesday or Thursday afternoon*
>Hey what are you doing Friday?
>Not sure yet, user, why? :3
>Let's go to the museum
>Okay user :3 *don't text her again until Friday*
>Hey let's go to the museum now
>OKAY!

fuck you man, reading into shit like that should be a crime.

Ok dude. I will actually try to play that fuck fuck game next time

I get it man I rarely get matches either and when I do theres a huge urge to put all my hope into this person and give them tons of attention but it isnt very effective usually.

it's not a game it's called taking things slow and not texting her like she's your gf before you've ever even kissed her.
Treat her like a stranger, you don't know her that well yet. Don't invest too much time or attention onto her or she'll get the vibe that you're desperate and at risk of being a clinger.

To be fair I've known girls who get pissed if you don't text back immediately so it can cut both ways. Sometimes it's better not to seem too distant because inexperienced men forget that for every one text you get she has gotten at least 20+ more. This is also why women give short curt answers to people they are only passingly interested in.

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Just respond in the same time frame as her. If she messages you first (or first in that day) then take 1-2 yours to reply but then reply more quickly after that. Stop messaging around 10-11pm until the next afternoon or evening. Don't message at night on Friday/Sat

Calm the fuck down with all the science and armchair psychology.
If op did all the things you said he would what, improve his chances for 5%? Do you know how fucking pathetic and cowardly do you sound talking about timing of texts and what not? You sit and think about this shit and then you think you're social engineering experts.
Grow some fucking balls you're males.

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Most guys aren't chad who do this shit naturally. We have to put some thought into it

Don't overthink it. Confidence and bravery is the key. The rest are deemed useless. You're not gonna get a partner because you have a schedule for replying her texts.

No but you can blow it by doing stupid shit like OP

How do you fucking fix your texting game ? I was top teir from 16-19 texting thots but after three years of NEET it's like I've never texted a girl in my life.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=CiKjdrjs14E

Pretty lame text game. Sounded like a serial killer at the end.

Your only hope is to get back in the game and hope you can recover.

It helps when the other party is interested in you.

Hope that helps :^)

Uh, anyone that working, or studying, or doing chores. You know, productive people with have value.
You can tell the girl is pretending to be busy what with waiting exactly 30 minutes to text back.

Do normalfags think this much about how they text? There really is no hope for me

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Seriously though, how much can you overthink about some text messages.
..I really don't get it.

I'm just telling you what works man, you can use it or not. Anyone who knows what they're doing would point out the same mistakes from OP image. Most "normalfags" probably don't think that much about it because they have limited self awareness and it also comes naturally to them. For robots, you're going to have to learn how it works and get some practice before you get the hang of it. It's really not that hard with some practice

nah you have no idea wtf you're talking about lmao

only if youre ugly. chad can literally send a link to scat porn and roastie whores will offer to pay for the uber ride to experiment

It's different with girls.
Girls translate the texts they receive into real life situations.
You may not think it's weird that you texted a girl twice in a row, but imagine you're talking to a girl IRL
>Talking to girl IRL
>So you wanna hang out some time?
>Sure!
>OKAY LETS GO RIGHT NOW
>YOURE TAKING TOO LONG TO SAY SOMETHING
>OKAY HOW ABOUT TOMORROW
>OKAY LET ME KNOW WHEN YOURE FREE, IM LITERALLY FREE ALL WEEK I HAVE NO LIFE
this is how you sound when you text a girl twice in a row or get too pushy with your texts. Girls take it very seriously, be careful with texting. Say as little as possible, only use texting to arrange dates (never for chit chat,) and NEVER send another text if you don't get a response yet.
Here's how texting a girl should go
>Hey this is user, we were talking on tinder the other day
>Oh hey! what's up?
>Just got out of work. But I'll be around Friday night, we should go to that bar.
>I'm down Friday!
>Nice I'll be there at 8, see you then
>Okay user :3 can't wait
>*end conversation*
Do not text her when you have a date scheduled. Do not text her again, period. Just meet her at the bar at 8. if she's not there, you can text her and ask where she is. Otherwise no texts.

how is it even humanly possible to be this gay

ok enjoy your hand

I mean my hands pretty nice, probably pulling more than everyone else in the thread combined tho

pulling your dick? yeah i figured

those texts were sent at the exact same time

So whatever you neurotic douche

that's better than if they were spread apart but it's still bad and sends the same message to a girls brain (just not to as much of a degree as if they were spread apart)

good one brother, please teach me the science behind talking to women, its so hard, I just see someone with a vagina and my hands start sweating n I can't speak

i know you are being sarcastic but it is hard for some people like OP. those people need advice and practice

>double texting
>writing way more than her
>asking her to go "sometime"
>being too available, making it obvious you have nothing going on for 2 days in a row

if bitches care about this they're not worth anyone's attention

what they need is to care less, you're teaching him to care more