>have unhealthy eating habits >are crippled by a degenerative pornography addiction and consequently have homosexual tendencies >sit in a room all day and complain about things not getting better >blame your parents for everything under the sun >can ultimately succeed in life but choose not to >squander any social potential due to lack of experience but refuse to go outside >idolize anime women and e-girls alike but never realize she'd never have interest in someone who decides to throw their life away >have probably seen child porn
1.Yes 2.Yes 3.Yes 4.Yes 5. Yeah most true 6.Yes 7.kind of 8. Dont shame me
William Cook
1 sort of 2 sort of not really 3 not really 4 in some ways yes, in some ways no 5 no 6 no 7 no, unless you count loli hentai as cp
Connor Thompson
I do eat a lot, but its to prevent myself from developing anorexia. I have never seen child porn, unless it was my own body because I was a child once.
None of these are applicable to me,
Easton Sanders
Yes Don't have homo tendencies Yes No Yes Yes 2D only I got nudes from a girl back when I was 16. Does it count?
Brayden Allen
>have unhealthy eating habits Nope, healthy weight, working out and eating normally. >are crippled by a degenerative pornography addiction and consequently have homosexual tendencies Straight porn only, one fap every few days. >sit in a room all day and complain about things not getting better I work from 8am-6pm, then I work out and come home at 9pm. >blame your parents for everything under the sun Not everything, but my father beating me and my mother for 9 years and then just leaving forever did fuck my life up a bit. >can ultimately succeed in life but choose not to Yeah no I'm working hard yet my life is trash. Neck yourself. >squander any social potential due to lack of experience but refuse to go outside I go outside with my friends pretty much every weekend. >idolize anime women and e-girls alike but never realize she'd never have interest in someone who decides to throw their life away I don't give a shit about either. >have probably seen child porn Pretty hard to avoid when you browse Jow Forums for years, moron. Everyone who's here for longer than 2 weeks did.
Fuck off with your shitty strawman you subhuman redditor, go back.
Jeremiah Hernandez
>have unhealthy eating habits Nope >are crippled by a degenerative pornography addiction and consequently have homosexual tendencies Pretty much everyone has some sort of degenerate pornography addiction even without porn. i have no homosexual tendencies. >sit in a room all day and complain about things not getting better Nope >blame your parents for everything under the sun My parents are literally junkies so yeah >can ultimately succeed in life but choose not to Nope >squander any social potential due to lack of experience but refuse to go outside Nope >idolize anime women and e-girls alike but never realize she'd never have interest in someone who decides to throw their life away Nope >have probably seen child porn Not sure if i did or not. i probably seen it once in my life somewhere. I have no idea why i'm here. i got sick of nu-Jow Forums so that might be the reason.
>have unhealthy eating habits yes >are crippled by a degenerative pornography addiction and consequently have homosexual tendencies no >sit in a room all day and complain about things not getting better kinda >blame your parents for everything under the sun kinda >can ultimately succeed in life but choose not to kinda >squander any social potential due to lack of experience but refuse to go outside i mean yes but im going outside more nowadays >idolize anime women and e-girls alike but never realize she'd never have interest in someone who decides to throw their life away since im a female i idolize eboys but its not that bad >have probably seen child porn yes but it was an accident, i think
Charles Edwards
1. Yes 2. Yes, no to the homosexuality 3. Between that and a shitty office job I hate, yes 4. Somewhat 5. Don't know 6. Always regret it afterwards 7. No, anime sucks 8. No
Nice try, but only the first one is likely to apply to anyone here. Being underweight is better than average weight though, since the average is now overweight.
I'll take a crack at describing now. >only wears panties with pictures of mushrooms on them >takes a bath/shower every 8 days on average >had a pet squirrel >pet lizard ate the pet squirrel >parents used to punish you by making you wear a dress >addicted to dxm and benadryl >had sex but never went on a date >only job held was and is gay for pay prostitute >main hobby is pulling legs off of crickets
Kayden Cruz
>could certainly be better >yeah probably so >yeah >partially, but it's true >yeah >yeah but i've been telling myself that i could "turn it on" anytime >always despised anime >...
Brody Hill
>can ultimately succeed in life but choose not to >squander any social potential due to lack of experience but refuse to go outside Yep. I am what I will never be. Nobody deserves to suffer my existence
>>have unhealthy eating habits Could be worse, could be a lot better. I try to avoid sugar and don't drink soda, juice or alcohol, though. I eat dollar tree cheese crackers a lot and don't really resist things like chips, need to get better about that. Skinnyfat, 147 lbs, 5'11.5" >>are crippled by a degenerative pornography addiction and consequently have homosexual tendencies I dunno, never felt like I *needed* porn since I don't fap that often but I do gravitate towards it a lot. Only kinda gay, since I just like futa and, to an extent traps. Dudes that look like dudes do nothing for me. >>sit in a room all day and complain about things not getting better Yeah, but there's nothing to do outside, no friends and nothing fun, just people looking at me weird. I have no car or car pooling or reason to be miserable on the bus for two hours a day. >>blame your parents for everything under the sun They hold themselves responsible for taking us out of school and making us stay inside so ehh, they do have something to do with it. >>can ultimately succeed in life but choose not to I guess. >>squander any social potential due to lack of experience but refuse to go outside Yeah. >>idolize anime women and e-girls alike but never realize she'd never have interest in someone who decides to throw their life away No, I've tried to go with real girls for a short while before realizing too late that my lack of... anything hindered my chances by a lot. >>have probably seen child porn Don't think so, but I've been on Jow Forums since 2008 so probably have.
Dylan Evans
That's a very elaborate way of calling me a loser.
Evan Walker
>>have unhealthy eating habits check >>are crippled by a degenerative pornography addiction and consequently have homosexual tendencies check >>sit in a room all day and complain about things not getting better check >>blame your parents for everything under the sun nope >>can ultimately succeed in life but choose not to like to tell myself that >>squander any social potential due to lack of experience but refuse to go outside check >>idolize anime women and e-girls alike but never realize she'd never have interest in someone who decides to throw their life away nope >>have probably seen child porn only incidentally on this website, didn't do anything for me tho
what do i win
Evan Walker
>can ultimately succeed in life but choose not to well first you'd have to define succeed, but even then that's just not true go fuck yourself