Get horny

Ya got acid cum lol.

That wasn't always an option cause I was living in an apartment where the bathroom wasn't in my room, but I still wanted to masturbate to shit from my computer once in a while, so I just grabbed a cup with water and ejaculated in it then drank it to get rid of the evidence. I've since moved to a house of my own though so it's not an issue anymore.

The only regret I have about it is that, even though I cleaned each cup 2 times or more, other people still drank from them. Makes me cringe every time I remember it. Cumming in a cup felt pretty good though, can't lie.

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Holy fuck, you're nuts. That's actually fucking hilarious.

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>mfw this whole mans life

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That's when you cum into your mouth directly while doing a head/shoulder stand against the wall, it's fresh and boiling hot and you'll swallow before the post-nut clarity kicks in

You seem to know too much about this technique.

>be...me
>dressed in girls clothes with vibrating prostate massager and onahole
>edging my boiclit for the last hour and a half, cock is red and hot with veins popping from the edging. Balls so swollen with cum that cock is leaking precum like a faucet
>"omg I wish I was a girl and could please a thick cock like like this so it could shoot a load all over me!"
>lay on back and bend my legs over my head so I can cum on my face and give myself a facial
>imagine being a good little whore and getting a mouth cream pie
>blow massive load all over face, shooting gallons of semen that leave my legs shaking and me a panting mess. Face looks like a bukkake with the amount of thick steamy cum on it
>get not horny
>don't swallow the cum
>take out prostate massager, take off onahole, take off girls clothes
>carefully wipe off cum with napkin, cleaning toys
>deep regret sets in
>"what was I thinking? This is disgusting. Did I condition myself to become a gay sex deviant? What would my family think? I say I'm not gay but I've never even had sex with a girl and I do things like this. I need to throw away the sex toys and go on nofap."
>try to throw away sailor fuku and toys
>get horny again
>read trap mind break doujin
>bussy feels empty
>cycle starts again

Fuck a hooker, dude. That's not normal but it seems like degenerates like you do that often in this internet age.

Cum is salty, gooey, and really gross

So what you do is quickjack(tm) into a container beforehand and seal it. Then get a real fap going and when you're really throwin it, guzzle down the jizz.

>salty
FIX
YOUR
FUCKING
DIET
AMERICAN

Come live with me I'll keep you safe from your desires by whipping your butt every time they surface :-)

I would hire an escort but my shitty nation bans hookers and makes guns legal. It is like they WANT you to be a school shooter or take the pink pill.
Stop it! I already bought a tight chastity cage to stop playing with myself! I've had it on for two weeks and already am dripping precum everywhere. My bussy vibe is tempting to use but I'm swearing off of anal orgasms from here on out

I'm from America too, it's based as fuck. Go to Australia and have a GFE night, dude.
>my shitty nations makes guns legal
It's perfect that you're a sissy and don't like guns. I'm not surprised.